The Perfect Murder: How would you do it?

Started by ThAnus_ofTITass2 pages

The Perfect Murder: How would you do it?

We, have ice shards, insulin etc, etc, how would you do it?

My belief is go BIG it then hides who your actual target was.

Hire Batman.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Hire Batman.

Batman doesn't kill and won't be involved in murder. The Joker would be better.

An injection of air to the belly button.

Originally posted by jaden101
An injection of air to the belly button.
When i've blown there it just tickles.

Originally posted by ThAnus_ofTITass
When i've blown there it just tickles.

School boys are ticklish.

Originally posted by Robtard
School boys are ticklish.

and babies. :-)

Wait til they're sleeping. Sneak in their house. Suffocate them with a pillow.

How to murder really isn't the question. It is disposal that matters.

I disagree if the murder is good enough you don't need to dispose.

insulin

Originally posted by inimalist
insulin

Yeah, Dexter is a good show.

never seen it actually

Originally posted by inimalist
never seen it actually

Season 1 it's used.... Very well.

huh

Originally posted by inimalist
huh

Insulin

Originally posted by ThAnus_ofTITass
I disagree if the murder is good enough you don't need to dispose.

If you know how to dispose it give you the freedom to make your point to the victim.Maybe we just don't agree on the enjoyment factor.

Originally posted by you get thorns
If you know how to dispose it give you the freedom to make your point to the victim.Maybe we just don't agree on the enjoyment factor.

I see your point. The thrill of the kill.... Tell me more.

Insulin is a pretty good idea; especially if your victim is already in the hospital with a "mysterious" disease. Using belladonna in very small doses [as in, you have to know what you're doing] can cause weird symptoms which can alarm ER doctors. Putting it through the IV can be a dead giveaway once the nurse checks the contents of the bag post-death. Normally, diabetics inject insulin in their stomachs or thighs, but that can bruise very, very easily. So injecting between the toes is your best bet. No bruising, and usually if the patient is already in the hospital for weird symptoms upon which there can not be found a diagnosis, COD is not searched for, but is put down as "natural death." Ironically, the killer can just through the murder weapon in the "sharps box," where used needles go anyway. The containers are opaquely red, and are considered haz-mat, so no-one's going to look through there to check for any extra syringes. The insulin container can go in there too; the glass bottles are small enough to fit in. Obtaining insulin is more than easy - just take a pet to a vets, tell them you're switching vets and that Fluffy needs few doses to get them through the week before the prescription changes hands.

Although I also "like" the idea of being exsanguination by icicle, especially since icicles are known to fall when they get too heavy. The murder weapons melts away, leaving no tells of any murder at all.