The Perfect Murder: How would you do it?

Started by Symmetric Chaos2 pages

Become President of the United States. Beat a man to death in public. Give myself a presidential pardon. Laugh all the way to the bank.

Originally posted by ThAnus_ofTITass
I see your point. The thrill of the kill.... Tell me more.

Picture a regular toolbox. Hammer, screwdrivers, channel locks, vice grips, hacksaw, tubing cutter and everything else. Hours of discussing it with him or her whichever the case may be while slowly carrying it out.

Google "muffin monster" for a good disposal method.

Originally posted by you get thorns
Picture a regular toolbox. Hammer, screwdrivers, channel locks, vice grips, hacksaw, tubing cutter and everything else. Hours of discussing it with him or her whichever the case may be while slowly carrying it out.

Google "muffin monster" for a good disposal method.

I did haha, I like you!!

Originally posted by ThAnus_ofTITass
I did haha, I like you!!

As soon as I make a friend he gets banned. 🙁

Story of my life.