Sheriff Arrested Me For Concealed Weapons Charges!

Started by RE: Blaxican3 pages

No!

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
No!

What did you want for your birthday?

He wanted a Justin Bieber CD and a Vampires Suck DVD, if I recall right.

Originally posted by Bardock42
He wanted a Justin Bieber CD and a Vampires Suck DVD, if I recall right.

I can get both, so consider it done.

rofl at resident mma expert.

California law states that a man who practices and fights as an mma fighter his whole body is a deadly weapon. Therefore he cannot practice mma against anyone except on the sporting event.

I cant do street fight or resist arrest. I would be charged with assaulting with a deadly weapon.(felony)

felony would get my licenses (nursing and fighting) revoked.
If they get revoked, I would be a brokeazz street bum

Originally posted by StarCraft2
rofl at resident mma expert.

California law states that a man who practices and fights as an mma fighter his whole body is a deadly weapon. Therefore he cannot practice mma against anyone except on the sporting event.

I cant do street fight or resist arrest. I would be charged with assaulting with a deadly weapon.

Here's an idea if you ever need to clock some fool on the street and get arrested for it, don't mention to the cops that you practice MMA. I know and don't think nothing of it, solving dilemmas and life's great questions is something I just do.

Resisting arrest is generally a bad idea, even if your a 40-year old out of shape slob who's never trained. So I wouldn't recommend that to anyone.

Originally posted by Robtard
Pretty sure the current Batman(s) cowl/mask is bullet proof. Even then, super-villains and uber-assassins have tried.

So if Batman's feats transferred over into reality, I don't see how John-average is going to succeed where those others have failed.

Face. Like a good girl.

court date 1/27/2011 on superior court of santa clara.

even if i get convicted or aquitted.. i will not lose my nursing license

nurses lose license on substance abuse and felonys or sex abuse or assaults dui's and such

Jail for gay guy is like Disneyland but for your ass.

still if i get convicted..
i lose my current job. i go to jail for less than a year. i am unhirable due to a criminal history

if i get aquited.
i come back to kmc. i go back to work heal the sick make the world better.

If i dont put any post after jan 27. StarCraft2 (Jason [realname] is incarcerated)

Well, I am getting arrested because I got caught for dealing a hundred thousand pounds of cocaine.

Sentencing...

I pleaded Not guilty for Penal Code 12020 (possession of deadly weapon)
40 hours of community service
$100 Fine
No conviction record
(My arrest record is still intact for Penal Code 12020)

If I don't finish my community service, I get incarcerated for less than a year and get conviction record for Penal Code 12020

Oh boy, glad you updated me, I couldn't sleep the last few days.

I lol'd

I farted.

Originally posted by you get thorns
I farted.

😆

*shows how immature his sense of humor is*

I R easily amused. 😐

Stop. Making. Threads.

You do not need to make a new thread for every single thing you do in your life. Good god. Go make a livejournal for that.

then close this one since problem's are all over... 😆