You vs. Ivan Drago

You're standing in line at McDonald's when someone taps you on the shoulder. You turn around to face a tall, muscular blonde guy who happens to look a lot like Dolph Lundgren in his prime. The tall man then utters "I must break you."

What do you do?

punch/knee to the balls head butt to the nose and pray he goes down so i can continue exploiting the opening attack or offer him a stick of gum..

"hey, mister want some candy?"

Rollover and die.

I run to the top of a mountain after out running some Russian guys in a car and then start shouting his name

*cracks neck* Time to end the cold war once and for all.

you're doing it wrong..

Originally posted by Lestov16

What do you do?

Call immigration.

they only care if they are brown.

Originally posted by Robtard
Call immigration.

His tongue didn't come through customs dur I've retired more men than social security

Get a big gun.

Originally posted by Lestov16
You're standing in line at McDonald's when someone taps you on the shoulder. You turn around to face a tall, muscular blonde guy who happens to look a lot like Dolph Lundgren in his prime. The tall man then utters "I must break you."

What do you do?

I challenge him to a fight at Christmas, go to Russia, train like a mofo, and play some Vince DiCola during our fight.

Originally posted by Mr. Rhythmic
I challenge him to a fight at Christmas, go to Russia, train like a mofo, and play some Vince DiCola during our fight.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Then you scream as he slams his Russian cock inside you.

I'm not sure how you got your mom mixed up with me...

Originally posted by Mr. Rhythmic
I'm not sure how you got your mom mixed up with me...

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
My mom would never take on a 900 pound Russian. She'd shoot his ass.

Yeah, she would shoot him.

While she was on her knees.

Originally posted by Mr. Rhythmic
Yeah, she would shoot him.

While she was on her knees.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Nah. .38 special snub nose downs the Russian. That's actually what she carries.

Is that what she calls it now?

Originally posted by Mr. Rhythmic
Is that what she calls it now?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
The firearm she carries in her purse? That's the literal name for it.

In her "purse." Gotcha. Got some coins in there.

Dollah dollah bill yo.