You vs. Ivan Drago

Started by Mr. Rhythmic2 pages
Mr. Rhythmic Senior Member
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Dollah dollah bill yo.

Which side's West?

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by Mr. Rhythmic
Which side's West?
Who's on first?

Mr. Rhythmic Senior Member
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Who's on first?

Depends, who typed the earliest Youtube comment?

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Uncle Leo?

steverules_2 Senior Member

From Lethal weapon

Mr. Rhythmic Senior Member

I just realized something.
SteveRules_2, isn't your sig technically invalid now?

steverules_2 Senior Member

You mean since we now know Kenny is Mysterion? Kinda, but I liked the line so decided to use it

Rogue Jedi Restricted

I know, ok ok ok?

dadudemon Senior Member

I would force Push Ivan Drago away and then use reducto spell on him. Then I would light him on fire with fire bending and crush his legs with earth bending. Finally, I would hold out my hand and then make him explode into a cloud of nothingness.

Robtard Senor Member
Originally posted by dadudemon
I would force Push Ivan Drago away and then use reducto spell on him. Then I would light him on fire with fire bending and crush his legs with earth bending. Finally, I would hold out my hand and then make him explode into a cloud of nothingness.

He'd teleport first; appear behind you and hit you with a 100,000k psi punch, making you implode. /fact

dadudemon Senior Member
Originally posted by Robtard
He'd teleport first; appear behind you and hit you with a 100,000k psi punch, making you implode. /fact

NAY!

All the powers I listed were from, in order:

Force powers from Star Wars
Harry Potter Magic
Avatar from Avatar: The Last Airbender.
Dr. Manhattan's god powers from The Watchmen.

My magic would make be able to apparate, too. My force would allow me to have better reaction times than Drago. My Manhattan powers would allow me to be unbeatable. And my avatar powers would make things more fun.

Yes, I'm aware you knew all of that, already.

Yes, I'm aware you were making a joke about the Harry Potter threads in the MVF. Others are not.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Correct. Oklahoma teleporters are 5x faster than Russian teleporters.

Teleporting 101.

dadudemon Senior Member

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Correct. Oklahoma teleporters are 5x faster than Russian teleporters.

Teleporting 101.

It's cause the Russian dudes are full of vodka.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by dadudemon
It's cause the Russian dudes are full of vodka.
And you're full of pewp.

Being full of Vodka>>>>>>>>>>>>being full of pewp.

ADarksideJedi Jackie Malfoy

KNowing that I can't fight him if I want to stay alive I ran awy! 🙂