Darth Sidious (Palpatine) vs Snape

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
How do you choke someone RJ?

You go up to someones neck and:

A) Lick it

B) Paint it blue

C) Crush it

D) Write it a sonnet

Take your time, man.....

Clue: The answer is in there. (And its NOT A or B or D)

SUREEEEEEEEE THEYYYYYYYYYYY ARRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEE...

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They actually are.

Nope. Not as you just defined them.

They are the same executed with different amounts of oomph behind them. Ridiculously obvious to anyone. 🙂

Nah, it's apples and oranges.

Nope. Its not. Even by your own definition. 🙂

Name a time when a force user crushed someone's windpipe instantly.

You can't.

Moving on.

When Vader decided to Crush the admiral at the end of his sentance just for effect.

Ohhhhh and the Gammorreans in ROTJ.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
When Vader decided to Crush the admiral at the end of his sentance just for effect.

Ohhhhh and the Gammorreans in ROTJ.

No, the Admiral suffocated.

No proof Luke killed them.

Nope. Listen to the rumbling intensifying and the crushed nuts sound co-inside violently with Vader finshing his sentance, for effect.

No proof he didnt either....Circumstantial evidence says it didnt look good for them....And they never came in after Luke the second his back was turned....He f***ed their shit up.

Hmm, looking at the OP, Luke aint in this thread.

That solves that.

Not really.... Standard feats for all force users.

Do try to gimp away more though.
I can lol at the very fail of it all day, every day.....

Nah. Luke, Vader and palpy only. Prolly Mace too.

Doesnt matter: Those are enough in themselves. 🙂

Not really. When they force choke, they leave themselves wide open for attack. Force choke is a stupid idea in this fight.

Nope. Thats another "full of shit" statement, Im afraid...

Watch ROTS.
Watch Dooku.

Watch all the star wars films, where a choke is applied and tell me if theres ONE instance of the choke being interrupted by another attack...... Then admit you're wrong. 🙂

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Nope. Thats another "full of shit" statement, Im afraid...

Watch ROTS.
Watch Dooku.

Watch all the star wars films, where a choke is applied and tell me if theres ONE instance of the choke being interrupted by another attack...... Then admit you're wrong. 🙂

Name me a time in said movies when the person applying the choke is fighting more than one or two people. Much less dealing with feindfyre, death spells, and the countless other things the wizards will be throwing at them.

If a force user is hit by a death spell while force choking, they'll be dead.

You;re actually insulting the intelligence of the Jedi here.

Dooku (Rots)

Force grabs/chokes one Jedi whilst fighting off and ambush from the rear with a force push. = 2 which proves your lying ass wrong. 🙂

Very well; You are just generally insulting SW.
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Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Dooku (Rots)

Force grabs/chokes one Jedi whilst fighting off and ambush from the rear with a force push. = 2 which proves your lying ass wrong. 🙂

Very well; You are just generally insulting SW.
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And no, no force user is ever shown doing 2 force attacks at once. That's like me saying a wizard can wield two wands and fire off spells hong kong action style.

No Im afraid that it is you who are retarded... about a great many things...

You disputed the ability to choke whilst being able to defend themselves:

"Not really. When they force choke, they leave themselves wide open for attack. Force choke is a stupid idea in this fight." - RJ

My response

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Dooku (Rots)

Force grabs/chokes one Jedi whilst fighting off and ambush from the rear with a force push. = 2 which proves your lying ass wrong. 🙂

Very well; You are just generally insulting SW.
🙂

I proved yet again that you were spewing forth more bullshit.

I wins. 🙂