Darth Sidious (Palpatine) vs Snape

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
No Im afraid that it is you who are retarded about a great many things...

You disputed the ability to choke whilst being able to defend themselves:

"Not really. When they force choke, they leave themselves wide open for attack. Force choke is a stupid idea in this fight." - RJ

I proved that that was bullshit.

I wins. 🙂

So what you;re saying is that a force user can cast force choke with one hand, and force push with the other? Afraid I'll need a screen feat for that.

Im saying that its possible, judging by Dooku feats, to at least kick the guy coming up behind with such force that it knocks him across the room, whilst keeping the other guy elevated and choked in front of him.

IE defending himself: Proving that "Open for attack whilst choking" thing to be the speculative bollocks that it was....

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Im saying that its possible, judging by Dooku feats, to at least kick the guy coming up behind with such force that it knocks him across the room, whilst keeping the other guy elevated and choked in front of him.

"It's possible", but never done.

IE defending himself: Proving that "Open for attack whilst choking" thing to be the speculative bollocks that it was....

"Open for attack from a spell."

*LOLZ with you at the thought of a wizard getting that close for more realistic reasons than yours...*

It ermmmmmm WAS Done.
YouTube video
1:12 FTW 💃

Nah all evidence points to precog, presence sensing and superior Jedi/Sith reflexes winning out there. 🙂

Ohhhh btw Snapes still headless.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
*LOLZ with you at the thought of a wizard getting that close for more realistic reasons than yours...*

It ermmmmmm WAS Done.
YouTube video
1:12 FTW 💃

Nah all evidence points to precog, presence sensing and superior Jedi/Sith reflexes winning out there. 🙂

Ohhhh btw Snapes still headless.

Well, what everyone else sees (presumably not having the dried wizard semen in their eyes that you do) is Obi Wan being held in the air being choked by Dooku, whilst Anakin runs up behind him and is kicked halfway back to Tatooine....all whilst Dooku keeps Obiwan there perfectly in the air.
He then throws Obiwan across the room, whilst pinning him with a force TK-wrenched out gantry.

Miss so much, encrusted eyes do....lay off those Cumbledore facials, you must mmmmmmmmmmmmmm....

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Well, what everyone else sees (not having dried wizard semen in their eyes) is Obi Wan being held in the air being choked by Dooku, whilst Anakin runs up behind him and is kicked halfway back to Tatooine....all whilst Dooku keeps Obiwan there perfectly in the air.
He then throws Obiwan across the room, whilst pinning him with a force TK-wrenched out gantry.

Miss so much, encrusted eyes do....lay off those Cumbledore facials, you must mmmmmmmmmmmmmm....

A wizard aint gonna get close enough for a kick, dude. Apparition. If Obi Wan was a wizard, he coulda apparated out of the hold.

Nope. Force lift, Force Choke (Simultaneously!) And then Precog, pipping Anakin's attack from behind to the post (SIMULTANEOUSLY WITH THE LIFT/CHOKE), then after that precog prepped kick, Force throw slammed Obiwan into the floor whilst a simultaneous ripping up and moving of the gantry happens.

The apparation will have been pre-seen and countered.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
*LOLZ with you at the thought of a wizard getting that close for more realistic reasons than yours...*

It ermmmmmm WAS Done.
YouTube video
1:12 FTW 💃

Nah all evidence points to precog, presence sensing and superior Jedi/Sith reflexes winning out there. 🙂

Ohhhh btw Snapes still headless.

maybe snape can be in the headless horseman sequel??? 😂 😛 😆

Here's how it'd go down, kiddies. Take notes.....

Snape is out and about:

Up walks Sidious.....

Snape eyes him, unimpressed.....

Sidious speaks....

Snape is still unimpressed...

Sidious tries to use Force Lightning on Snape....

Snape, faster on the draw, hits Sidious with a death spell....

Oh no, Poor Sidious!!!!

Snape LOL's....

And this is the fate of Sidious....

✅

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Nope. Force lift, Force Choke (Simultaneously!) And then Precog, pipping Anakin's attack from behind to the post (SIMULTANEOUSLY WITH THE LIFT/CHOKE), then after that precog prepped kick, Force throw slammed Obiwan into the floor whilst a simultaneous ripping up and moving of the gantry happens.

The apparation will have been pre-seen and countered.

YouTube video

There IS no counter for apparition, dumbass haermm

No. He had Obi Wan in a force choke and lifted him. It was ONE person and Dooku did not have spells flying at him from all directions, nor did he have fiendfyre bearing down on him, nor did he have a firestorm surrounding him, nor did he have 10,000 big ass metal balls attacking him, nor did he have several Jedi turning on him. There IS no such power as "force lift." facepalm Precog is always running.

FAIL.

You're choosing to be an idiot.

'Course there is fool. How do you think Yoda got the Xwing out of the swamp....?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Sidious tries to use Force Lightning on Snape....

Snape, faster on the draw, hits Sidious with a death spell....

Oh no, Poor Sidious!!!!

Snape LOL's....

And this is the fate of Sidious....

✅

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Magical Spells!

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Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
maybe snape can be in the headless horseman sequel??? 😂 😛 😆

😂 I just about reckon he could.

But has he the spine for it? 😛
As career changes go, at least hes not risking his neck anymore.... 😖hifty:

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Sidious tries to use Force Lightning on Snape....

There was no try...that is why you fail. He simply succeded in cutting Snape's head off. 🙂

Now hurry...you've got to keep the saline coming. The sea needs you.
It needs those salty, salty tears. Save the world, man. 🙂

😮‍💨

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
You're choosing to be an idiot.

'Course there is fool. How do you think Yoda got the Xwing out of the swamp....?

No, YOU'RE dodging my question. What you posted doesn't even begin to answer this:

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
So what you're saying is that a force user can cast force choke with one hand, and force push with the other? Afraid I'll need a screen feat for that.

Well?

Originally posted by dadudemon
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Magical Spells!

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Annnnnnnnnd that was as far as that got.

There was no try...that is why you fail. He simply succeded in cutting Snape's head off. 🙂

Now hurry...you've got to keep the saline coming. The sea needs you.
It needs those salty, salty tears. Save the world, man. 🙂

😮‍💨