A tale of mystery and excitement...
There is a knock at your door. You open it to see Rogue Jedi looking worn and dishevelled and confused, even for RJ. Just before he collapses to the ground RJ grasps your hand and says "You have to help me stop them. They're...They're going to kill...Jeff Bridges".
It is all up to you now.
What do you do next?
As I help RJ up I screamed "where the hell is he?"
RJ: I was in the Gay Bar across the street with Jeff, he was so cool being the straight guy there. When a group of fascist pricks busted in breaking up the place. Jeff beat the crap out of most of them but this one guy shived him in the back you gotta help him.
I threw RJ away and ran out into the street and kicked all their fascist asses.
Jeff: Ninjak you are the coolest ......so freakin cool! Take this amulet with it you will be the NEXT DUDE!
Ninjak: Thanks Jeff I'll use these powers wisely.
And so Ninjak was born!
Originally posted by the ninjak
As I help RJ up I screamed "where the hell is he?"RJ: I was in the Gay Bar across the street with Jeff, he was so cool being the straight guy there. When a group of fascist pricks busted in breaking up the place. Jeff beat the crap out of most of them but this one guy shived him in the back you gotta help him.
I threw RJ away and ran out into the street and kicked all their fascist asses.
Jeff: Ninjak you are the coolest ......so freakin cool! Take this amulet with it you will be the NEXT DUDE!
Ninjak: Thanks Jeff I'll use these powers wisely.
And so Ninjak was born!
This is inaccurate as you cannot be the next "Dude" until the previous Dude has passed and the previous Dude can never die.
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"The Dude sits in his corner alone, casually making doodles where his homework should stand, careless of the world yet waiting for the time when he can rise again."