A tale of mystery and excitement...

*pulls out a gun and fires it into RJ's mouth* Death, Fight Club style

Nah, still here. I have a pet Crow too.

... *kicks RJ off a cliff and listens to his screams (and or moans) of terror as he falls to his almost certain death* Eh, if it doesn't kill him, it'll hurt.

Originally posted by Phoenix3068
... *kicks RJ off a cliff and listens to his screams (and or moans) of terror as he falls to his almost certain death* Eh, if it doesn't kill him, it'll hurt.

You can't fly! Godzilla pee'd on you way back when and melted your flying ability from your body.

K, I can apparate.

No you can only apparate Half way!

Nah, I'm the ****in RJ.

no, you were spelled upon by Syren so you can no longer do your stunts so bleh!

Now, off with his head!
giljotiini

Originally posted by Phoenix3068
no, you were spelled upon by Syren so you can no longer do your stunts so bleh!

Now, off with his head!
giljotiini

*Accios your clothes*

HA.

Ha! Jokes on you, I'm not wearing any!

..... wait wha...?

YES.

Originally posted by Phoenix3068
Ha! Jokes on you, I'm not wearing any!

..... wait wha...?

My penis has a sudden case of Rigor mortis

Ahahahaha I'll leave you to Blax's penis now.

Much rather you didn't

Holy shit: RJ is still the most popular guy on KMC.

Yes, I am.

RJ will you be mah *****? XD

Just F*ck her already John.

Ya think she can handle it?