Kittens or Cougar?

Started by Bardock427 pages
Originally posted by Phoenix3068
lol bordering on rape? Last time I checked, if a girl was drunk and you had sex with her and she took you to court it qualified as rape. That's how the legal system see's it.

T-that's not true.

Originally posted by Phoenix3068
Anyways... That means I'm a cat now. Damn it, I hate that title. I want to be a Kitten or something. Cat sounds so damn boring and puts me to sleep.

You know he made up that classification system...make up your own system you can be whatever you want. In my system for example I am Staff Sgt Max Mother****ing Fightmaster.

Originally posted by Phoenix3068
Anyways it's douchebaggy to go for a girl just to have sex with her = Period.
Same with a girl going for a guy just to have sex with him = period.

So bleh.

Hmm, I don't think I agree with that, I think it depends on deceit, if you openly go for that and everyone involved consents, that's a fine thing. Lying to people usually is a bad thing to do though.

Originally posted by Phoenix3068
lol bordering on rape? Last time I checked, if a girl was drunk and you had sex with her and she took you to court it qualified as rape. That's how the legal system see's it.

Anyways... That means I'm a cat now. Damn it, I hate that title. I want to be a Kitten or something. Cat sounds so damn boring and puts me to sleep.

Anyways it's douchebaggy to go for a girl just to have sex with her = Period.
Same with a girl going for a guy just to have sex with him = period.

So bleh.


Even if neither party is being mislead and both know they will just have sex and nothing more? hmm

I would consider it douchebaggy if the one is mislead into thinking they will have a real relationship, when really the other just wants to have sex.

I doubt anything would happen to most guys in that situation, rape has a very, very low conviction rate as it is, and having sex with a drunk girl is not rape or illegal unless she is unable to consent... I think

Originally posted by Phoenix3068

Anyways it's douchebaggy to go for a girl just to have sex with her = Period.
Same with a girl going for a guy just to have sex with him = period.

I respectfully disagree, Phoenix. You never felt a primal need to get it on with someone by how they looked at you, or how you "sized" them up?

Originally posted by StarCraft2
Answer atleast 1 of my Q.

Definition
Kitten = 18-30 yo.
Cougar = 31-49 yo.
Granny =50+

1)Do you have an experience with both cats?

2)Which one is better sexperience for you?

3)Which one is easier for you to get in bed with? Which age group are you likely to go to bed with? Which age group did you score more often?

4)Are you a kitten or a cougar (women only)

5)Which one do you like, Kitten or Cougar?


Apparently, according to Urban Dictionary, it goes like this:

Puma - late 20s to early 30s
Cougar - Mid 30s to late 40s
Jaguar - 50+

Originally posted by BobbyD
I respectfully disagree, Phoenix. You never felt a primal need to get it on with someone by how they looked at you, or how you "sized" them up?

I believe she's a virgin, and if she's not she doesn't do it very often with people. I know she's a high feminist, with beliefs and opinions on things that hardly make sense most of the time.

Just kidding. Kind of.

Originally posted by Bardock42
This

is not the same as this

The first (Man will have sex with woman that wants to have sex and had a few drinks) is perfectly fine

The second (Man will fill woman up with alcohol beyond her capabilities to still make decisions with the sole intention to have sex with her) is indeed douche-y and bordering on rape.

It's definitely an issue of intent, severity and consent, I'd say.

In my eyes, it is the same. Here's why:

I'm referring to the gal (one of them used to post here, frequently) that will not give a dude the time of day unless you buy them drinks and the guy that looks for a gal that is looking to get wasted and preys upon her. You may think it is a match made in heaven, but it is not: the dude is a douche and the gal is a cheap idiot.

In other words, I was talking about what you saw as two different things. In context, that should have been clear.

Edit - No, that's not what I meant, originally. I just reread what I posted the first time. I do not understand what my question was about when I replied to Sancty the first time. I was thinking of this Mexican lady that wanted to hang out with me only if I was buying the drinks. When I would tell her no, she would act all cold. I hated that. I ran into a type like that lady, a couple years later. I dropped her like a bad habit as I did not want to be part of that...I strongly dislike drunk chicks.

Even more so, I hate the douchebag that preys upon that type of girl.

Originally posted by Sancty
And you dislike women that put out after a few drinks?

Absolutely. It is one of the grossest things a girl can do, imo. It is a major turn off. There's no fun in it (I like the idea that both parties are fully coherent and want to get it on...that's just much sexier to me), they stink, could vomit (I have witnessed the "make-out, stop a few moments, the chick/dude pukes very shortly thereafter" scenario on more than one occasion), are almost classless at that point, and it is hard to carry a good conversation with them.

Originally posted by dadudemon
In my eyes, it is the same. Here's why:

I'm referring to the gal (one of them used to post here, frequently) that will not give a dude the time of day unless you buy them drinks and the guy that looks for a gal that is looking to get wasted and preys upon her. You may think it is a match made in heaven, but it is not: the dude is a douche and the gal is a cheap idiot.

In other words, I was talking about what you saw as two different things. In context, that should have been clear.

Edit - No, that's not what I meant, originally. I just reread what I posted the first time. I do not understand what my question was about when I replied to Sancty the first time. I was thinking of this Mexican lady that wanted to hang out with me only if I was buying the drinks. When I would tell her no, she would act all cold. I hated that. I ran into a type like that lady, a couple years later. I dropped her like a bad habit as I did not want to be part of that...I strongly dislike drunk chicks.

Even more so, I hate the douchebag that preys upon that type of girl.

Absolutely. It is one of the grossest things a girl can do, imo. It is a major turn off. There's no fun in it (I like the idea that both parties are fully coherent and want to get it on...that's just much sexier to me), they stink, could vomit (I have witnessed the "make-out, stop a few moments, the chick/dude pukes very shortly thereafter" scenario on more than one occasion), are almost classless at that point, and it is hard to carry a good conversation with them.

While I don't agree with everyone you said I will say that I do agree with you a bit in that overly drunk girls are kind of a turn off. Particularly one of the reasons I don't even go to a bar or club to find a girlfriend.

Originally posted by Kaibs
Particularly one of the reasons I don't even go to a bar or club to find a girlfriend.

I don't think anybody really does that anymore.

Re: Re: Kittens or Cougar?

Originally posted by BobbyD
Both kittens and cougars are fun. ...less maintenance with a cougar though, and they are less likely to become emotionally attached. ..are able to better separate the difference between sex and love. ..have never done a granny yet, but I gotta say that when Halle Berry turns 50, she's going to look as good as some 25 year olds.

100% agree... word4word with bobbyd

SC2 going off subject...
SC2's definition of Cradle Snatching = A 40 yo man (jurassic era) dating and having sex with an 18 yr old.

Originally posted by Slay
I don't think anybody really does that anymore.

I should of rephrased to get a girlfriend or get laid.

Would have been smart.

i lol @ go to a bar/club to find a girlfriend.

you will find a temporary sexual partner but not a girlfriend. and some of them may be HIV+ and not even know LOL.

clubs and bars are places for STD INFESTED INCUBATING VECTOR/CARRIER people.

Originally posted by StarCraft2
i lol @ go to a bar/club to find a girlfriend.

you will find a temporary sexual partner but not a girlfriend. and some of them may be HIV+ and not even know LOL.

clubs and bars are places for STD INFESTED INCUBATING VECTOR/CARRIER people.


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Originally posted by StarCraft2
i lol @ go to a bar/club to find a girlfriend.

you will find a temporary sexual partner but not a girlfriend. and some of them may be HIV+ and not even know LOL.

clubs and bars are places for STD INFESTED INCUBATING VECTOR/CARRIER people.

Exactly. Besides if I go out it's to chill with my mates, not to watch some drunk ass girl fall down every 5 seconds. Which I guess is kind of entertaining in it's own way.

Originally posted by Kaibs
Exactly. Besides if I go out it's to chill with my mates, not to watch some drunk ass girl fall down every 5 seconds. Which I guess is kind of entertaining in it's own way.

Perhaps you should try hanging out with your friends in less irritating places than clubs or bars. I haven't been to a club in at least a year, mostly because of the flashy lights and shitty music, aforementioned drunk (usually unattractive) chicks and self-proclaimed alpha-males being dicks.

I'd recommend it to anyone.

First of all the club/bar STD thing is bull. Just because someone goes to a club doesn't mean that they are HIV+ or have STD's or anything. I have a friend that's never had sex and they go to the club all the time just because they love to hang out and dance and just have fun.

Next, No Kaibs I'm not a virgin but like you said second, I haven't done it often. I don't have sex a lot because I'm still young and I haven't found the right person. I agree in dating around, but not sleeping around. I've had my consequences of having sex thanks =\ so I'll wait till I'm sticking with someone to do it again most likely if not just very close to them.

Next off, yes I'm highly a feminist but what I say does not always NOT make sense -.- I just have my own unique way of saying things. I'll say something how I like to say it and if people don't like it, well screw them >=D I'm me no matter what.

Well then don't know what I am anymore XD so let's just go with a simple.. I'm a Jamie ^-^ this makes me happy.

Originally posted by Phoenix3068

Anyways... That means I'm a cat now. Damn it, I hate that title. I want to be a Kitten or something. Cat sounds so damn boring and puts me to sleep.

Hence forth you shall be known as 'Boo-Boo-Kitty-F*ck'.

Originally posted by Phoenix3068
Next off, yes I'm highly a feminist

I'm way more feminist than you uhuh

Originally posted by Robtard
Hence forth you shall be known as 'Boo-Boo-Kitty-F*ck'.

Then you shall be known as "He who can't Get it Up"
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Originally posted by Phoenix3068
Then you shall be known as "He who can't Get it Up"
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He's like 50 (also known as 10 years younger than RJ) so that's probably true