Kittens or Cougar?

Started by StarCraft27 pages
Originally posted by vinussmith
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WTF. I still LOL 😂

i em not angery today so eet iz eazy to c i waz uh betch

xD typing like that is so much harder than I thought it would be. God, why do people type like that!?

SEX FACT TIME

If a woman absorbs seminal fluid through her vagin, that seminal fluid releases seratonin inside her system. Thus she will have the feeling of euphoria or happiness.

I am not saying that a girl should have sex without the use of condom and letting a man squirt his semen inside her vagin. ALL I AM SAYING THAT THE CHEMICAL REACTION OF SEMINAL FLUID WHEN ABSORBED TO THE BODY, IT RELEASES SERATONIN. (its equivalent to taking prozac/antidepressant)

Which is why I hate condoms, they are Happiness Blockers DX lmao

Originally posted by Phoenix3068
Which is why I hate condoms, they are Happiness Blockers DX lmao

hey meeee tooo.

But I dont want child support. (reasons why men are poor)

Originally posted by StarCraft2
hey meeee tooo.

But I dont want child support. (reasons why men are poor)

Having to take care of a child full time (reasons why women are poorer)

Also, it's vagina in English. VaginA. What's your native language, btw, French perhaps? Or are you just not good at spelling?

Originally posted by Phoenix3068
Which is why I hate condoms, they are Happiness Blockers DX lmao

Why hello there, Phoenix. 😍

XD Shut up Bobby, I will not have sex with chu!

Originally posted by Phoenix3068
XD Shut up Bobby, I will not have sex with chu!

Not even if you grow close over the next couple years, and you fall in love, and you move in together and you marry?

Originally posted by Bardock42
Having to take care of a child full time (reasons why women are poorer)

Also, it's vagina in English. Vagin[b]A. What's your native language, btw, French perhaps? Or are you just not good at spelling? [/B]

watch borat or bruno. he pronounced it as vagin (vah - jean)

Originally posted by StarCraft2
watch borat or bruno. he pronounced it as vagin (vah - jean)

No!

fine.

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bardock are you not happy now!!!!

Originally posted by StarCraft2
fine.

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bardock are you not happy now!!!!

I'm happy if I don't have to watch Borat or Bruno.

He is never happy.

He's a SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD Panda :'(

@ jamie: LOL @ southpark comment

@ bardock: you are missing out if you do not watch borat or bruno. its homosexually funny.

If the whole "Kitten / Cougar" thing has been changed, doesn't that make this thread invalid? Doesn't that mean we should change it to another thread that's more appropriate? Not that it's not hilarious talking about it.

rulez sayz that cant make duplicated threadz.

you will offend the KMC God allmighty mods! 😮

so within this thread. Things can change/ or be modified to fit the kmcer forumites needs/concerns/wants

Mod backwards spells Dom, therefore Dom from Gears of War is the secret Almighty God of KMC X3

On a side note to that: God backwards is Dog. Kind of an odd coincidence.

now on a more relevant note: I don't mean duplicate thread on the same topic, I just mean change it to a more appropriate thread. XD I'm so confused, point is, Kitten's and Cougar's aren't on the same ratings as they were at the start of this thread so it's all confuzing now @.@...

Originally posted by StarCraft2
@ jamie: LOL @ southpark comment

@ bardock: you are missing out if you do not watch borat or bruno. its homosexually funny.

I don't have a problem with Sacha Baron Cohen, but these really don't strike me as something I'd enjoy.

Originally posted by StarCraft2
Here is the new definition

kitten - below 18

cat 18-25

panther 26-35

cougar 35 - 49

granny 50+

See modified version

And approved by mr. rhythmic

Originally posted by Mr. Rhythmic
I love SC2's threads.

Originally posted by Bardock42
I don't have a problem with Sacha Baron Cohen, but these really don't strike me as something I'd enjoy.

Different strokes for different folks.
I find homosexual stuff as comedy or comedic relief but NEVER SEXUAL RELIEF.