Spiderman vs Deadpool

Started by StiltmanFTW5 pages
Originally posted by jinzin
I think even being beaten on by Thor recently... how do so many people conclude he somehow DOESN'T have the ability to tank shots from Peter? 😕

Spiderpussy can one-shot Wolverine and lift my home at the same time, he stomps!!!

with guns and a 500 m starting distance in a featureless environment Spider-man is ****ed. I'd take him in an urban setting.

Originally posted by 753
with guns and a 500 m starting distance in a featureless environment Spider-man is ****ed. I'd take him in an urban setting.

Finally someone who remembers the rules.

Originally posted by 753
with guns and a 500 m starting distance in a featureless environment Spider-man is ****ed. I'd take him in an urban setting.
with a precog spidersense and out of this world agility and reflexes...I'd say he isn't ****ed.

Originally posted by Starscream M
with a precog spidersense and out of this world agility and reflexes...I'd say he isn't ****ed.

DP's aim is pretty damn good and spiderpussy got shot before.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
DP's aim is pretty damn good and spiderpussy got shot before.
it doesn't matter how good his aim is...spidersense trumps his aim

that was prob a bit of PIS

Originally posted by Starscream M
it doesn't matter how good his aim is...spidersense trumps his aim

that was prob a bit of PIS

No, it wasn't.

Spidersense has its limits, FYI.

Man, I just cant argue against those two but wanna add my 2 cents. Jin is right, Spider-man is at disadvantage here because of his CIS. I wouldnt go as far as to say he'll be affraid to harm DP like Stilt suggested but he'll definitely be holding back, yeah. Then again, he knows Deadpool cant be killed and while Wade can definitely take plenty of SM's punches he still can be put down by them eventually. Best example would be the Hit-monkey story. And I know Deadpool wasnt fighting back but still, several combos from pissed off Spider-man sure did mess him up bad. All things concidered, if Spider-man's holding back it might not end well for him, although I do not believe he'll get shot. He still could win with webs even CIS on. I say its split.

Originally posted by SamZED
Then again, he knows Deadpool cant be killed

He knows about that Thanos curse thing...? I doubt it. He won't do to him what MK did anyway, he ain't got the guts.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
He knows about that Thanos curse thing...? I doubt it. He won't do to him what MK did anyway, he ain't got the guts.
Not the Thanos curse, but he's seen DP's head get blown off and regenerated in minutes. So he might not hold back, for example he doesnt pull his punches when he fights Negative's thugs because he knows they dont die.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Spiderpussy can one-shot Wolverine and lift my home at the same time, he stomps!!!
You're finally getting it...

Originally posted by SamZED
Man, I just cant argue against those two but wanna add my 2 cents. Jin is right, Spider-man is at disadvantage here because of his CIS. I wouldnt go as far as to say he'll be affraid to harm DP like Stilt suggested but he'll definitely be holding back, yeah. Then again, he knows Deadpool cant be killed and while Wade can definitely take plenty of SM's punches he still can be put down by them eventually. Best example would be the Hit-monkey story. And I know Deadpool wasnt fighting back but still, several combos from pissed off Spider-man sure did mess him up bad. All things concidered, if Spider-man's holding back it might not end well for him, although I do not believe he'll get shot. He still could win with webs even CIS on. I say its split.

In the Hit-Monkey story, Deadpool got a single 9mm bullet to the shoulder, and he said it would take a few hours to heal. Obviously he wasn't anywhere near the top of his game.

Originally posted by SamZED
Not the Thanos curse, but he's seen DP's head get blown off and regenerated in minutes. So he might not hold back, for example he doesnt pull his punches when he fights Negative's thugs because he knows they dont die.

Ah, Suicide Kings. He still wouldn't do that do DP, you know it.

Originally posted by Tha C-Master
You're finally getting it...

Puny Parker is the strongest there is. Too bad he can't pleasure any woman.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Ah, Suicide Kings. He still wouldn't do that do DP, you know it.
Maybe not, just saying its possible he wont hold back.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW

Puny Parker is the strongest there is. Too bad he can't pleasure any woman.
Black Cat and MJ would beg to differ. 😎 Give him a few issues he'll do Ms. Marvel as well. 😮‍💨

Originally posted by KingD19
In the Hit-Monkey story, Deadpool got a single 9mm bullet to the shoulder, and he said it would take a few hours to heal. Obviously he wasn't anywhere near the top of his game.
Its Way. In his books healing facors work differently in every issue. Sometimes varies in the same issue even. I wouldnt say that getting koed with few dozen punches from enraged SM was a low showing for his HF.

Originally posted by SamZED
Maybe not, just saying its possible he wont hold back.

Blood on his hands?! He'd puke in his mask 😂

Originally posted by SamZED
Black Cat and MJ would beg to differ. 😎 Give him a few issues he'll do Ms. Marvel as well. 😮‍💨

...

Just google "mary jane luke cage". According to her, Parker is a "premature baby-dick premature ejaculator".

Originally posted by SamZED
Its Way. In his books healing facors work differently in every issue. Sometimes varies in the same issue even. I wouldnt say that getting koed with few dozen punches from enraged SM was a low showing for his HF.

Most of the time they work slow. I wouldn't say it's inconsistent in Wayverse, there are just as few high showings and that's it.

Originally posted by SamZED
Its Way. In his books healing facors work differently in every issue. Sometimes varies in the same issue even.

😂
It's TRUUUE!

I wonder what kind of life threatening brain hemorage he suffers from.

Originally posted by jinzin
😂
It's TRUUUE!

I wonder what kind of life threatening brain hemorage he suffers from.

I was really surprised when Wolverine healed from these bullets shot in his back (when he met SS again). I expected him to fall uncoscious.

Wolverine best showings vs bullets were during Mr. X first appearance. He was tanking bullets like they were nothing.

spiderman loses too many advantages in forum setting changing the odds against his favor.

Deadpool has got spidey beat in a forum fight due to his gear and an open environment.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
DP's aim is pretty damn good and spiderpussy got shot before.

Yeah, two, three times, with all a good explanation...

He's dodged thousands and thousands of bullets, lasers, machine guns and so on... which means he dodges 99,99 pct of everything fired at him.

Spider-sense isn't perfect, but it's more than good enough to dodge some bullets.