Spiderman vs Deadpool

Started by SamZED5 pages
SamZED Senior Member

Originally posted by jinzin
😂
It's TRUUUE!

I wonder what kind of life threatening brain hemorage he suffers from.

😂 Seriously! I mean, have you read the recent Deadpool issues with secret Avengers? First issue, Deadpool gets oneshotted by Steve Roger's "imperfect clone", the next issue he allows the REAL Steve Rogers to punch him in the face for like 10 minutes non-stop and is just fine.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Blood on his hands?! He'd puke in his mask 😂

I bet you didnt read the recent gauntlet story.😖hifty:

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW

Just google "mary jane luke cage". According to her, Parker is a "premature baby-dick premature ejaculator".

Eh.. that's fanart. I mean, google "Deadpool & Cable" or "Wolverine & Cyclops" and you'll learn a lot new about their relationships.

Originally posted by StiltmanFTW

Most of the time they work slow. I wouldn't say it's inconsistent in Wayverse, there are just as few high showings and that's it.
There's a bright side to it though. With Way both Logan and DP often do not heal so fast so they have to rely on their skills to get the job done. So we get lots of good showings. While some writers have Logan and Wade rely soley on their HFs to save them when things get rough. And they seem like amatures who simply dont die.

753 Senior Member

In a featureless environment and from this distance, SM won't evade the bullet rain. If it was up close in an urban environment, he'd easily combine aim dodging, bullet timing, wallstepping and webbing to neutralize the guns.

the ninjak FRINGE Division

Spiderman is one of the few who can counter Wade's speed advantage and suicidal HF attacks.

Parker wins with aerial webbing/ spidersense + punishing punches.

Mindset Senior Member

Wade doesn't have a speed advantage.

King Castle Restricted

what happens if wade decides to blow himself up along with the spider?

the ninjak FRINGE Division
Originally posted by Mindset
Wade doesn't have a speed advantage.

The guy appears next to people! from ten metres away!

While dodging lightning bolts and beams.

He appears over snipers on building rooftops after the bullet has shot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He slices off dudes hands mid sentence.

753 Senior Member

Originally posted by the ninjak
The guy appears next to people! from ten metres away!

While dodging lightning bolts and beams.

He appears over snipers on building rooftops after the bullet has shot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He slices off dudes hands mid sentence.

but hes still not faster than spider-man

King Castle Restricted

he's fast enough to do this:
http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/6493/dptu889legioncps009.jpg

http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/4108/www40001.png

he at not be equal to spidey for argument sake but he is damn close..

tell me if spidey was given uzi's rather then webs and forced to fight a clone version of himself wouldnt his physical attributes make him more likely to hit his counterpart?

753 Senior Member

Originally posted by King Castle
he's fast enough to do this:
http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/6493/dptu889legioncps009.jpg

http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/4108/www40001.png

he at not be equal to spidey for argument sake but he is damn close..

tell me if spidey was given uzi's rather then webs and forced to fight a clone version of himself wouldnt his physical attributes make him more likely to hit his counterpart?

wade's war was non canon, i cant see the first one

King Castle Restricted

damn it...

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/6493/dptu889legioncps009.jpg

its DP fighting gorilla man and dodging a barrage of bullets spidey style.

http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=509173&pagenumber=5

Stoic Avenger
Originally posted by King Castle
what happens if wade decides to blow himself up along with the spider?

Spiderman has low level precognitive abilities, so Wade would blow himself up, and Spidey would be in the clear.

King Castle Restricted

his danger sense wouldnt give him time to evade the blast radius when spidey is tryin to punch DP's lights out. he be too close.

SamZED Senior Member

Originally posted by 753
wade's war was non canon, i cant see the first one
TBH not sure about that. The book told several stories, some of them fit in the 616, others dont, it was impossible to tell which one happened and which one was just Deadpool's imagination. But its not like that was Wade's most impressive speed feat anyway.

But yes, I do believe Spidey has the speed advantage. Vanishing in front of people and appearing behind them like Wade did.. Parker pulls that trick all the time as well.

King Castle Restricted

Originally posted by SamZED
TBH not sure about that. The book told several stories, some of them fit in the 616, others dont, it was impossible to tell which one happened and which one was just Deadpool's imagination. But its not like that was Wade's most impressive speed feat anyway.

But yes, I do believe Spidey has the speed advantage. Vanishing in front of people and appearing behind them like Wade did.. Parker pulls that trick all the time as well.

yeh, to a sick kid in a hospital bed.. 😛

he wont pull that sh$# on wade or his fellow enhanced or superhumans..

SamZED Senior Member

Originally posted by King Castle
yeh, to a sick kid in a hospital bed.. 😛

he wont pull that sh$# on wade or his fellow enhanced or superhumans..

He has actually pulled that on groups of armed people as well as on people with enhanced/superhuman reflexes. 😮‍💨

Not saying he'll do that with Wade, but I dont see him get shot tbh.

King Castle Restricted

Fodder...

DP's Uzi fire combined with his own agility and physical attributes will increase his odds of hitting the spider if he tries to get close to him and that is not counting the shrapnel from explosions that Wade will be tossing.

753 Senior Member

Originally posted by SamZED
TBH not sure about that. The book told several stories, some of them fit in the 616, others dont, it was impossible to tell which one happened and which one was just Deadpool's imagination. But its not like that was Wade's most impressive speed feat anyway.

But yes, I do believe Spidey has the speed advantage. Vanishing in front of people and appearing behind them like Wade did.. Parker pulls that trick all the time as well.

it's as non canon as it gets. nothing about it fits the 616, regardless of whether the happenings were real or delliriums.

SamZED Senior Member

Originally posted by 753
it's as non canon as it gets. nothing about it fits the 616, regardless of whether the happenings were real or delliriums.
His origin was more or less simillar to 616. With little difference, but that's how it always is with Deadpool. But maybe you're right. Still, it doesnt make much of a difference, he hasnt done anything in that book he didnt already do in 616.

Originally posted by King Castle
Fodder...

DP's Uzi fire combined with his own agility and physical attributes will increase his odds of hitting the spider if he tries to get close to him and that is not counting the shrapnel from explosions that Wade will be tossing.

Kraven and Namor. And others I cant remember right now.

Yes, it increases his chance of shooting SM but tbh I dont see it making much of a difference as Spider-man has dodged bullets/lasers even from computer controled weapons that were following and anticipating his every move. I think its gonna come down to hand to sword and if SM is bound by CIS he's at disadvantage against bloodlusted Deadpool.

King Castle Restricted

DP doesnt need to be bloodlusted to beat spidey PIS makes him want to engage with spidey in fisticuffs and none lethal weapons while CIS allows DP to just blow himself up to get spidey..

Bloodlust makes wade a consummate fighter that would eat spidey alive.. 😉

753 Senior Member
Originally posted by SamZED
[B]His origin was more or less simillar to 616. With little difference, but that's how it always is with Deadpool. But maybe you're right. Still, it doesnt make much of a difference, he hasnt done anything in that book he didnt already do in 616.

His origin sure, but not bullseye's, domino's, or sable's. There were no superhumans in that world, etc.

But yes, he wasn't really beyond 616 DP in general. That one bulletiming feat which later expands into a matrix homage with the bullets freezing hasnt been matched by 616 yet, however.