Zeal Ex Nihilo
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My hatred for Boomers has been revived. I was discussing with my parents something, and they both talked in grandiose terms about how their generation was the backbone of America and that "kids these days" blah-blah-blah. My mom even had the nerve to conflate the Greatest Generation with the Boomer generation. Then my parents had the audacity to speak in glowing terms about Ronald Reagan and how he had a spine, unlike Obama, and how they elected him but my generation elected Obammy.
This reminded me: I ****ING HATE BOOMERS SO MUCH. I love my parents, but the world will be a better place when they can no longer vote and their poisonous supply-side philosophy is ridiculed for the nonsense that it is and hated for the greed it represents.
Thus, a brief message to the Baby Boomers:
Thank you, Boomers, for descending like a horde of locusts onto America and devouring our Eden, leaving in your wake a mountain of debt. The Greatest Generation knew sacrifice. You knew plenty. And now we, your children, know only want. You cut taxes, spent more, and have converted the government into a corporate puppet. You demanded more for your pocketbooks and stock dividends, all the while not considering what your children would do when faced with your Medicare and Social Security bills. You outsourced jobs, foisted low wages onto us, and told us to pick ourselves up by our bootstraps and make our way using the good ol' Reagan work ethic. You left us with your pickings, and you act high and mighty, claiming that our generation is lazy and entitled.You, the generation that never knew want! You, the selfish, spoiled brats of our grandparents, forcing us to sacrifice and undertake austerity measures because you didn't want to pay for your political mishaps! You, the generation that brought America from its mighty throne, desecrated her, and left her a dying king, a relic of a time long lost!
And who is to fault? It's not you and your greed--it's everyone else. It's the unions--those damn workers wanting wages and benefits! It's the environmentalists--those damn greeniacs wanting to protect the Earth! It's your children--those damn kids not working as hard as you!
Your love of money has crippled us, and you dare to blame our generation for the country's faltering steps? You dare to blame Obama for our country faltering? You scream that the sky is falling with socialism, Communism, and Big Government takeovers--but those "socialist policies" that you have so greedily used up were what allowed you to prosper. They were what allowed you to grow beyond your means.
**** all of you. **** all of you who shriek about big government and then support the military-industrial complex. **** all of you who lament socialism and then take home your Social Security checks and let Medicare fund your Viagra. **** all of you who talk about liberty and small government and then legislate morality. **** all of you who extol the Constitution and then support the Patriot Act and the government's use of torture. **** all of you who bought into that "peace and free love" bullshit in your youth and sold your souls to corporate America in your twilight years.
**** you, Boomers.