Eli (Book of Eli) vs. John Rambo

Started by quanchi1124 pages

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Never said he wasn't.
So you feel rambo wins based on his superior weaponry ?

I feel that Rambo wins because he's one badass mofo. I can't see Eli tanking a C4 arrow, protection or not.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I feel that Rambo wins because he's one badass mofo. I can't see Eli tanking a C4 arrow, protection or not.
The reason reason is superior weaponry since you admitted eli's skill seems far better. I think eli kills him pretty quickly. Most impressive scene to me out of any of these movies was Eli standing in the street and taking out guys on the roof, on the street, and wounding his arch enemy in the knee.

I feel that's more impressive than any rambo feat I can recall off hand. Although it has been a while since I last watched most of the rambos save the last one.

Originally posted by quanchi112
The reason reason is superior weaponry since you admitted eli's skill seems far better. I think eli kills him pretty quickly. Most impressive scene to me out of any of these movies was Eli standing in the street and taking out guys on the roof, on the street, and wounding his arch enemy in the knee.

I feel that's more impressive than any rambo feat I can recall off hand. Although it has been a while since I last watched most of the rambos save the last one.

No. Rambo's skill is on a whole different level than Eli's.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
No. Rambo's skill is on a whole different level than Eli's.
Then why did you agree with me here ?

Originally posted by quanchi112
Ok, I for one disagree here. I think Eli was even more ridiculous than Rambo with his skill.
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Never said he wasn't.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Then why did you agree with me here ?
Shit, that was a MAJOR typo haermm

Originally posted by quanchi112
You said this.

Which is incorrect as I have stated and proven.

Can't lose means he can't lose any thread. In the movie he lost. 🙂

If eli falls on his ass and can't fight back just like he did in the movie he loses. As far as we know he will always survive long enough to carry out his mission this doesn't mean he puts down an entire army in combat.

Rambo can physically beat him or wound him but he has to leave him even when he can kill him but as per the thread that's a victory if he can pull it off.

You were just flat out wrong when you stumbled in here claiming he can't lose when in fact he lost in his own movie.

My thread makes perfect sense whereas you failed to even properly comprehend the movie.

No, he didn't lose in the film. His goal was to secure that the knowledge of the bible wasn't lost with him; he succeeded. So what you said is wrong.

What you're doing is deciding what is a "loss" and making a thread where Eli can lose. Anyone can cater a thread to an outcome they seek; it serves no purpose except to troll; with your every increasing baiting attacks, it's clear that's what you are.

Rambo ain't stopping Eli from completing his mission.

Originally posted by Robtard
No, he didn't lose in the film. His goal was to secure that the knowledge of the bible wasn't lost with him; he succeeded. So what you said is wrong.

What you're doing is deciding what is a "loss" and making a thread where Eli can lose. Anyone can cater a thread to an outcome they seek; it serves no purpose except to troll; with your every increasing baiting attacks, it's clear that's what you are.

He lost in combat. His overall goal was still accomplished even though he lost the Book. This is about a combat situation where he can lose just like he did in the movie.

I am making a thread where eli can lose which he already has in the movie. I am not changing or taking anything away from the movie at all.

You were wrong in saying he can't lose. He can also even have his Book taken and still complete the mission so Rambo can beat him here.

A ko or Eli getting delirious and not being able to fight back is a win.

you arguing with me persistently is screwing up this thread because you are mad I corrected you and was 100 percent right. I mean don't you come here to debate why waste so much time moaning about a thread ?

Originally posted by quanchi112
He lost in combat. His overall goal was still accomplished even though he lost the Book. This is about a combat situation where he can lose just like he did in the movie.

I am making a thread where eli can lose which he already has in the movie. I am not changing or taking anything away from the movie at all.

You were wrong in saying he can't lose. He can also even have his Book taken and still complete the mission so Rambo can beat him here.

A ko or Eli getting delirious and not being able to fight back is a win.

you arguing with me persistently is screwing up this thread because you are mad I corrected you and was 100 percent right. I mean don't you come here to debate why waste so much time moaning about a thread ?

Eli's goal wasn't to kick everyone's ass, it was to complete a task; he did that. Ergo he did not lose in the film. No matter what you say, Eli did not lose in the film. What happened in the film is greater than your opinions.

You're also blatantly lying in what I said and using a strawman. I said Eli can't lose in his "mission from God." Which is true, going by the film.

I was not wrong, Eli can't lose in completing his mission due to the God clause. He can lose in a scenario you specifically catered, but as I said, anyone can do that to any outcome they wish; it serves no purpose except to troll, which is what you're here for. Though you blew you wade early and let your intentions be known afte a couple of threads, so you ultimately failed in trolling. Enjoy your time here.

Seeing as there are no henchmen who can capture a hot girl, Eli keeps the book and wins.

Maybe the Bros kidnap the girl?

Originally posted by Robtard
Eli's goal wasn't to kick everyone's ass, it was to complete a task; he did that. Ergo he did not lose in the film. No matter what you say, Eli did not lose in the film. What happened in the film is greater than your opinions.

You're also blatantly lying in what I said and using a strawman. I said Eli can't lose in his "mission from God." Which is true, going by the film.

I was not wrong, Eli can't lose in completing his mission due to the God clause. He can lose in a scenario you specifically catered, but as I said, anyone can do that to any outcome they wish; it serves no purpose except to troll, which is what you're here for. Though you blew you wade early and let your intentions be known afte a couple of threads, so you ultimately failed in trolling. Enjoy your time here.

He lost in combat against oldman's army. he also lost the Book. He completed the task butu in combat he lost. Flat out he couldn't defeat them. You are trying to cover up me correcting you in this thread.

He can lose in combat which he did against oldman and his crew. He didn't die but then again didn't kill oldman and lost the Book.

LOL.

I didn't troll I made a thread you came in, trolled my thread, was incorrect about him not being able to lose in combat, and then came back because I pwned you.

Do I need to put up your quote again ?

Originally posted by quanchi112
He lost in combat against oldman's army. he also lost the Book. He completed the task butu in combat he lost. Flat out he couldn't defeat them. You are trying to cover up me correcting you in this thread.

He can lose in combat which he did against oldman and his crew. He didn't die but then again didn't kill oldman and lost the Book.

Mhm.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Mhm.
Imo robtard is mad at me because I made him live up to his name.

Rob's a cool guy, you just rub him the wrong way.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
So Rambo fires a C4 arrow at Eli, what, it bounces right off?
bullets bounced off.
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Rob's a cool guy, you just rub him the wrong way.
pause.

Originally posted by marwash22
bullets bounced off. pause.
Bullets did NOT bounce off Eli. The shot that baldie made glanced off his backpack.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Bullets did NOT bounce off Eli. The shot that baldie made glanced off his backpack.
well, that's what i mean. I didn't mean to suggest Eli is bulletproof, but God's protection made it so the bullets wouldn't hit him while he had the book. So yeah, Rambo shoot an arrow... something funny is gonna happen to that arrow and it's not gonna connect.

And if Rambo is right in his face and unloads with an M-60?