Eli (Book of Eli) vs. John Rambo

Started by marwash224 pages

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
And if Rambo is right in his face and unloads with an M-60?
Rambo loses an arm?

Dude, I'm not saying it makes sense, I'm just going by what happened in the movie. You could put every droid in the SWU against Eli and based on what happened in the movie, if he has that book, they'd all miss when shooting at him.

Well that's just not fair.

Originally posted by quanchi112
He lost in combat against oldman's army. he also lost the Book. He completed the task butu in combat he lost. Flat out he couldn't defeat them. You are trying to cover up me correcting you in this thread.

He can lose in combat which he did against oldman and his crew. He didn't die but then again didn't kill oldman and lost the Book.

LOL.

I didn't troll I made a thread you came in, trolled my thread, was incorrect about him not being able to lose in combat, and then came back because I pwned you.

Do I need to put up your quote again ?

You're a really, really bad at trolling. Not subtle at all.

I'll post what I actually said, not the strawman you're making about "losing in combat."

Originally posted by Robtard
Eli can't lose when on a mission from God.

Originally posted by Robtard
You're a really, really bad at trolling. Not subtle at all.

I'll post what I actually said, not the strawman you're making about "losing in combat."

He can lose in combat he just won't be killed. I told you 5 posts ago please don't troll my thread anymore with crying about how much you hate it.

He did lose against oldman in combat but survived to complete his mission.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Rob's a cool guy, you just rub him the wrong way.
Maybe though I doubt it.

When Rob said "Eli can't lose when on a mission from God", I think he meant that Eli won in the end. The fact that he lost a battle doesn't take away the fact that he won the war.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
When Rob said "Eli can't lose when on a mission from God", I think he meant that Eli won in the end. The fact that he lost a battle doesn't take away the fact that he won the war.
Which I agreed with. He will succeed but that doesn't mean he puts down everyone he faces in a battle only that he will survive.

In this thread rambo can beat him just not kill him. That's a forum win.

MVF fights, unless dictated otherwise, are always to the death.

Originally posted by quanchi112
He can lose in combat he just won't be killed. I told you 5 posts ago please don't troll my thread anymore with crying about how much you hate it.

He did lose against oldman in combat but survived to complete his mission.

You're a fail-troll; using straw-man tactics is ridiculous and lazy, considering I only needed to post what I actually said to prove you wrong. Anyhow.

He didn't lose against Oldman either, it was implied Oldman was doomed at the end. Oldman lost all his power and his leg was going gangrene/infected ultimately due to being shot and death was coming. If anythingm he tied with Oldman. Get your "facts" straight.

I kinda view Eli getting shot as a battle in the war. Oldman won that particular battle, but Eli won the war.

Or not.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I kinda view Eli getting shot as a battle in the war. Oldman won that particular battle, but Eli won the war.

Oldman was wounded as well; it was implied he was going to die from it, got a prize he couldn't use and lost all his power. I see no "win" for the man.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
MVF fights, unless dictated otherwise, are always to the death.
I dictated otherwise considering the unique circumstances here.

Originally posted by Robtard
You're a fail-troll; using straw-man tactics is ridiculous and lazy, considering I only needed to post what I actually said to prove you wrong. Anyhow.

He didn't lose against Oldman either, it was implied Oldman was doomed at the end. Oldman lost all his power and his leg was going gangrene/infected ultimately due to being shot and death was coming. If anythingm he tied with Oldman. Get your "facts" straight.

Insulting me is what people do when they get angry. Calm down.

In the short term he lost in the battle against oldman.

I mean it's like saying you and me battle. I won yet die a few weeks later while you carry on and outlive me. That doesn't change the fact I still beat you in combat.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I kinda view Eli getting shot as a battle in the war. Oldman won that particular battle, but Eli won the war.
Exactly. Rob really doesn't grasp logic at all here.

Originally posted by quanchi112
Exactly. Rob really doesn't grasp logic at all here.
No, he's a firm believer in that unwritten rule, I think, which is why I am confused about the love affair going on between you two.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
No, he's a firm believer in that unwritten rule, I think, which is why I am confused about the love affair going on between you two.
That unwritten rule doesn't even apply to all eli fights in his own movie. While eli has to survive this doesn't mean he wins all fights either.

Whatever, I'm out. You guys kiss and be friends.

Originally posted by quanchi112

Insulting me is what people do when they get angry. Calm down.

In the short term he lost in the battle against oldman.

I mean it's like saying you and me battle. I won yet die a few weeks later while you carry on and outlive me. That doesn't change the fact I still beat you in combat. Exactly.

Rob really doesn't grasp logic at all here.

More trolling, shocking.

Forever moving the goal-post are we, funny. Now Eli lost to Oldman in the "short term."

Oldman didn't win at all, period, no matter how you try and envision the film. A book he couldn't read/use, loss of power and a death sentence is all that he won, which isn't a win. Oldman was wounded and Eli was wounded later on; they both died from their wounds, Oldman's was implied.

Even more trolling, have fun.

Man, that had to suck, dying the way Oldman. Septic knee and shit.

Originally posted by Robtard
More trolling, shocking.

Forever moving the goal-post are we, funny. Now Eli lost to Oldman in the "short term."

Oldman didn't win at all, period, no matter how you try and envision the film. A book he couldn't read/use, loss of power and a death sentence is all that he won, which isn't a win. Oldman was wounded and Eli was wounded later on; they both died from their wounds, Oldman's was implied.

Even more trolling, have fun.

Oldman and his army beat eli unless you think eli wanted to give the Book away and just lay there as he took the girl. Wow.

Oldman won the fight and later died because in the first fight eli wounded him which later caused him to die, more than likely. He lost everything he had in the end. But this isn't an entire movie this is a fight where we don't have to see what happens to rambo or eli just who wins as they face off.

Your logic states Eli wins every battle when even in his own movie he lost one and his Book. In the end eli can still lose his Book and accomplish his mission but he doesn't directly kill every last man in his path 100 percent of the time as I have already indicated.

Rogue jedi gets it and is being nice out of friendship to you but he's already said as much.

Question. Was Eli's badassery God given, or stuff he learned along the way?