Superman Vs HP Wizardry

Never said she was alive 🙂

Originally posted by Johnny Demonic
Never said she was alive 🙂

You're a sick person, GTFO.

Originally posted by Johnny Demonic
Never said she was alive 🙂

naughty

Edit - Clarification: Johnny Demonic is my coworker that sits a few cubicles away. His IP probably shows as being on the same subnet as mine but I assure you, he is his own person. I say this because we've had problems with trading on Ikariam, an online RTS, because we were on the same subnet. I'm not sure how the "sock checker" works, but if it works by checking to see if peeps are on the same subnet, I'm just throwing this out there so mods know what's up with our similar IPs. (We're both at work, right now, obviously.)

And if dadudemon pisses you off, paypal me and I will physically slap him for you.

Translation: Dadudemon's sock.

Originally posted by Johnny Demonic
And if dadudemon pisses you off, paypal me and I will physically slap him for you.

Wait wait wait....how do you know that that would not be ME paying you to hit me? naughty There's an entire industry dedicated just to that. teehee

Wait wait...back to the threadz: petrificus totalus.

Edit - Saw Robtard's post. Makes sense: he wants you to pay him to hit me. Sounds like a scam. I'd demand video evidence of said slapping and only pay half up front and the rest once the goods are delivered.

Superman is so fast that he could put every single setting the three fights take place in into space before the Wizards could do anything.

Or just kill them all at such speeds that all that is left would be a red mist, which used to be their bodies.

Yep.
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In that time he could also get some chain, collect their ringpieces and make a victory necklace for Lois to wear.

Originally posted by dadudemon
naughty

Edit - Clarification: Johnny Demonic is my coworker that sits a few cubicles away. His IP probably shows as being on the same subnet as mine but I assure you, he is his own person. I say this because we've had problems with trading on Ikariam, an online RTS, because we were on the same subnet. I'm not sure how the "sock checker" works, but if it works by checking to see if peeps are on the same subnet, I'm just throwing this out there so mods know what's up with our similar IPs. (We're both at work, right now, obviously.)

Good thing you clarified that, Dom. I ran a sock check and was a trifle suspicious at first. Welcome to Hell, Johnny.

Originally posted by Robtard
Superman (Returns) Vs All the wizard teachers at Hogwarts, the death eaters, Harry Potter, the fugly redheaded kid and the whiny girl

-Gear

Superman: One set of tights (pants and shirts), belt, boots and cape

Wizards: Their wand and if they can't travel without a broom, they get their broom.

-Scenario 1) Fight takes place in a large Roman arena, wizards on one side, Superman on the other. 25 feet apart.

-Scenario 2) Fight takes place in a large castle that looks eerily like Hogwarts but is just a castle and the surrounding area. Appx 2 miles grass and small forest. Wizards start spread around the castle. Superman is 1 mile away.

-Scenario 3) Fight takes place in a 10 mile section of a large city. Wizards start on one end. Superman on the other.

Stipulations:

-CIS/PIS is turned off for all combatants.

-All combatants are out for blood and will try to kill their opponent(s) as efficiently as possible. IE Superman won't hold back because he's the DC boyscout, Dumbledore will bring the heat,(no kindly old man aspects), Harry won't shit his pants etc.

-Superman is subject to magic. Spells that would target his physical aspects (heat, concussive force, cold etc) are subject to his invulnerability levels. EG if a bullet couldn't budge his eye, a spell that leaves flesh wounds won't either.

-No bitching or calling each other faggoty dumbshits etc. Prove your points.

(yes, RJ, this is for you)

Scenario 2 - Superman lifts the entire castle foundation and sends it into space. Just like Superman Returns.

Scenario 3 - See scenario 2, except this time it's the entire city.

Superman wins. 131

Yep. Absolute stomp from the Krypton Klockcleaner.

Originally posted by Impediment
Good thing you clarified that, Dom.

👆

Sometimes, "Johnny Demonic" and I will argue out MVF matches before I post in the threads. We argued so much about this stuff that I guess he decided he might as well chip in. 😄

So thats why you created the sock? 😛

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
So thats why you created the sock? 😛

shakefist

lol

😛