Doc Manhattan vs Hogwarts

Doc Manhattan has been given another chance after the events of Watchmen by the people of Earth, on the proviso that he destroys
Hogwarts and kills the wizards, as a sign of his solidarity with the human
populace.

Doc steps up to the plate.

What can Hogwarts do to prevent another horrific defeat, possibly climaxing with Harry being bitchslapped to death by a huge blue dong..?
And what will the Doc do to end Rowling's annual pay cheque...?

Hogwarts is obliterated

And does Harry get blue dong bitchslapped?

lol

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
Hogwarts is obliterated

Uh ah.....the wizards go invisible and use their spells. Its an 3 spell fight.

Doc will see where they go and go there, putting a little finger in each of their asses, then growing a mile big just for giggles as he watches the would be apparators become gruesome bloody thimbles..

Doc can just multiply and any that go down get replaced by others.

Absolutely. So the likelihood of Harry being beaten to death by MANY blue schlongs is strong.
Then he could appear a Santa Claus.

The sight of a 1000ft tall blue dude dressed Father Xmas pissing on a comparatively small burning rubble heap filled with the corpses of the entire cast of HP is warming one this season.

Almost Xmassy.

This thread is really Robtard's, he originated the concept.

Spite. 😬

Nope. Fun. A semi-frivolous xmas time novelty.
🙂

Enjoy it, Neph...

Also, RJ once maintained that HP could do it.
I wanna see how. Don't you..?

Even he isn't a big enough Fanboi to think Hogwarts stand a chance here. He can turn the wands into steam, the school into mashmallow. He can see everything thats going to happen or has happened at once. Theres no way the wizards win.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Theres no way the wizards win.

There was/is no way for them to win in the Supes thread and look how that turned out.

Point.

Doc wins this one, their wands can't repel power of that magnitude!!

I think you may be right, judging by the feedback thus far..... And Harrys' face isn't gonna repell a 'wand' of Manhattan's magnitude, either.

Uuuurrrrgggggh what a way to go..... 🙁

Doc, easily.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
And does Harry get blue dong bitchslapped?

before or after he is obliterated into nothingness?

Before. (And after)

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Before. (And after)

poor, poor harry 🙁

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
poor, poor harry 🙁

QFT

"Not the end I'd wish for, lad." - Kup, Transformers the movie 1986