Doc Manhattan vs Hogwarts

Manhattan's been destroyed at the molecular level and it didn't bother him. Death-spells, some fire and other hat-tricks won't be a problem.

"The world's most powerful wizard is no more a threat to me than the world's most powerful termite." -What Manhattan would say.

Yes. Thats correct.

A termite, in this case, that has been teabagged by a tallywhacker the size of a gas tanker.

Early in the conflict Manhattan takes a great big dump in the main hall, and wipes with handfuls of Death Eaters....(Or "Shit eaters" as they were known after that incident)

close this, please. 😬.

M turns all of their little sticks into bricks.

Yes abilitahh to command the very molecular structure of any matter would allow for that, I would have thought.

Therefore Harry's forces will have to rely on verbally cast spells.

But Harry will be a crushed/smashed by something thats a cross between a blue whale and a dribbling smurf.

Where is RJ? 🙁

Anyway, Doctor Manhattan can literally cockslap Hogwarts ftw.

See this is why the people in the Harry Potter universe are retarded. They literally stop basic, practical education at age 11, to teach them magic. That'd be fine, but if they don't know how to divide properly, they're gonna stay stupid. Imagine of wizards would apply their powers to Muggle technology. They could rule the Universe!

And if they would only study Muggle science, they would know that to defeat Dr. Manhattan, they need create a tachyon field to block his vision of the future. Least then they'll have time to commit wizard seppuku.

Originally posted by NemeBro
Where is RJ? 🙁

Anyway, Doctor Manhattan can literally cockslap Hogwarts ftw.

The animal has said he sleeps upwards of 11hrs per day, so he's probably being the lazy-ass he is and is sleeping on his heavily semen, feces, urine and blood stained bed.

Originally posted by Robtard
The animal has said he sleeps upwards of 11hrs per day, so he's probably being the lazy-ass he is and is sleeping on his heavily semen, feces, urine and blood stained bed.

...and how are you able to go into SUCH detail about his bed? sly

Originally posted by steverules_2
...and how are you able to go into SUCH detail about his bed? sly

Cos I've raped him in it.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Spite. 😬

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Nope. Fun. A semi-frivolous xmas time novelty.
🙂

Enjoy it, Neph...

Also, RJ once maintained that HP could do it.
I wanna see how. Don't you..?

Originally posted by Robtard
The animal has said he sleeps upwards of 11hrs per day, so he's probably being the lazy-ass he is and is sleeping on his heavily semen, feces, urine and blood stained bed.

Yes. It has been seen via precog.

You know what else it sees?

Harry Potter beating literally beaten to death and beyond by Docs' gigglestick. 😂

The ultimate humilation for Harry excluding the alternate ending in the German cut.

The ultimate in destructions.

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
See this is why the people in the Harry Potter universe are retarded. They literally stop basic, practical education at age 11, to teach them magic. That'd be fine, but if they don't know how to divide properly, they're gonna stay stupid. Imagine of wizards would apply their powers to Muggle technology. They could rule the Universe!

And if they would only study Muggle science, they would know that to defeat Dr. Manhattan, they need create a tachyon field to block his vision of the future. Least then they'll have time to commit wizard seppuku.

LOL Yes they were crap with technology/know how/streetsmarts.

Originally posted by Robtard
Manhattan's been destroyed at the molecular level and it didn't bother him. Death-spells, some fire and other hat-tricks won't be a problem.

"The world's most powerful wizard is no more a threat to me than the world's most powerful termite." -What Manhattan would say.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I maintained that if the fight took place during the same timeline as the Watchmen movie, then yes, a wizard could do it.

Originally posted by Robtard
Manhattan's been destroyed at the molecular level and it didn't bother him. Death-spells, some fire and other hat-tricks won't be a problem.

"The world's most powerful wizard is no more a threat to me than the world's most powerful termite." -What Manhattan would say.

Death spell separates the soul from the body. So, no matter what, it would kills DM. It's magic, not science.

However, I do not see how any wizard could ever land a single spell on him. Ever.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Death spell separates the soul from the body. So, no matter what, it would kills DM. It's magic, not science.

However, I do not see how any wizard could ever land a single spell on him. Ever.

*Ziiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-iiiiip*

Schlllleppppppowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww...!

Schlep-POWWWWWWWWWWWWW...!!!

SCHLEP-POWWWWWWWWW...!!!!!!

*End of Harry*

But no doubt just the beginning of the HP spite threads.