Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
FF to :55.....You tards really think you'll be able to attack before Harry spells you? At 1:21, he raised his wand and cast sectumsempra and it hit Draco, all in like half a second.
Wake up, people.
Oh shit, he's casting that at me. I won't even need the rape-horn then, just run, dodge one of those (as shown) and levy a kicking to boy-bag. Game Over.
Thanks for making it easier.
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
It takes longer than half a second to raise a gun, aim properly, and fire.33 feet, dude.
No you!!!
Nah. Harry'll transfigure you into Cho Chang, bang your brains out, and leave you begging for more.
Not if you're a pro.
I'll casually clear that with a smile on my face. 🙂
Pfft, I am your superior.
Good thing he has never done that on screen. And by that I mean the transfiguration and the banging of a female. 😖hifty:
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Guns aren't allowed here. Even if they were, you gotta raise it, aim it, and fire. Harry can easily raise a protego in that time.
What's odd, you're convinced you could take out Batman with a gun, easy-****ing-peasy, yet Harry Potter is somehow a challenge to ventilate.
Originally posted by RobtardMhm, Protego. Poor Aunt Marge.
Oh shit, he's casting that at me. I won't even need the rape-horn then, just run, dodge one of those (as shown) and levy a kicking to boy-bag. Game Over.Thanks for making it easier.
😄
Draco and Harry took dueling lessons, babe. You didn't. Saying you'll dodge those spells is like saying "Hey, if Arian Foster can dodge tackles from All Pro linebackers, I can too!!!!" 😆
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Mhm, Protego. Poor Aunt Marge.😄
Draco and Harry took dueling lessons, babe. You didn't. Saying you'll dodge those spells is like saying "Hey, if Arian Foster can dodge tackles from All Pro linebackers, I can too!!!!" 😆
The was a fluke and if you're changing tactics again, so can I, use rape-horn, startle Potter, deliver kick to the nads. Game Over.
Because what they're shown doing is so impressive and no one except a trained wizard can move slightly out of the line of sight of someone pointing a stick at them. Damn.
I could also beat Potter with Willow Ufgood's magical acorn. Nothing cept a mid toss.
Originally posted by Robtard
The was a fluke and if you're changing tactics again, so can I, use rape-horn, startle Potter, deliver kick to the nads. Game Over.Because what they're shown doing is so impressive and no one except a trained wizard can move slightly out of the line of sight of someone pointing a stick at them. Damn.
I could also beat Potter with Willow Ufgood's magical acorn. Nothing cept a mid toss.
Stop. You aren't gonna cover 33 feet in half a second. No mortal person can. Nothing you say will change this.
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Mhm, Protego. Poor Aunt Marge.😄
Draco and Harry took dueling lessons, babe. You didn't. Saying you'll dodge those spells is like saying "Hey, if Arian Foster can dodge tackles from All Pro linebackers, I can too!!!!" 😆
Actually, If Robtard were to zigzag his way in, fienting maybe a few on the way in closing range, I bet Harry could be made to miss, particulary as he gets closer.
Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Actually, If Robtard were to zigzag his way in, fienting maybe a few on the way in closing range, I bet Harry could be made to miss, particulary as he gets closer.
Like this?
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Stop. You aren't gonna cover 33 feet in half a second. No mortal person can. Nothing you say will change this.
Depends which spell, if he's going to try and cut me, just a matter of moving slightly to the side when running and then kicking; if it's a spell that can't be dodged, the rape-horn distracts for a second and the kick comes shortly after. Either way, Potter is getting a shoeing between the legs.
30 feet can be covered rather quickly. I think you're imagining it's far longer. Get yourself a tape-measure and measure it out. I can imagine in my head how long it is, I used to own a 60's Cadillac that was 21.4 feet long. It's not that long of a distance to sprint, dude.
Originally posted by Robtard
Depends which spell, if he's going to try and cut me, just a matter of moving slightly to the side when running and then kicking; if it's a spell that can't be dodged, the rape-horn distracts for a second and the kick comes shortly after. Either way, Potter is getting a shoeing between the legs.30 feet can be covered rather quickly. I think you're imagining it's far longer. Get yourself a tape-measure and measure it out. I can imagine in my head how long it is, I used to own a 60's Cadillac that was 21.4 feet long. It's not that long of a distance to sprint, dude.
33 feet cannot be covered in half a second.
You aren't dodging sectumsempra. The spell covers a wide area, judging by the way it sliced Draco to shit.
Forget the air horn. You're obsessed with the air horn. The air horn is useless.
Funny, there's an obvious way for a surefire win here, you're just missing it.
Originally posted by RobtardNah, Harry would cast a protego and Remo is ****ed. Besides, Remo was trained to dodge when a person fires a gun, not casts spells from a wand. Harry rapes Remo.
hahaha, nice.This fool "pwns" all.
YouTube video
Good movie though.
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
33 feet cannot be covered in half a second.You aren't dodging sectumsempra. The spell covers a wide area, judging by the way it sliced Draco to shit.
Forget the air horn. You're obsessed with the air horn. The air horn is useless.
Funny, there's an obvious way for a surefire win here, you're just missing it.
Now I get half a second? Na, rape-horn while running; I'll be within kicking the gems range before Potter regains his wits.
Yet school boys did/do dodge it by moving slightly out of the way. Funny.
The airhorn buys me the second of distraction I need. It's epic and you're just jealous.
There are plenty of ways to win, some have already been shown here, distraction, ball to the face, guns, crossbow etc.
Here's another: dress up like a Dementor, Potter will attempt to patranus you; you slap the glow-stick out of his hand and then back-hand slap his as like a pimp. /thread
Originally posted by RobtardMhm, and Harry will freak out so bad at the sound of a damn air horn he'll be useless? 😂
Now I get half a second? Na, rape-horn while running; I'll be withing kicking the gems before Potter regains his wits.
Yet school boys did/do dodge it by moving slightly out of the way. Funny.Again, Draco and Harry took dueling lessons, babe. You didn't. Saying you'll dodge those spells is like saying "Hey, if Arian Foster can dodge tackles from All Pro linebackers, I can too!!!!
The airhorn buys me the second of distraction I need. It's epic and you're just jealous.facepalm Oh there's air involved here. Buncha hot air.
There are plenty of ways to win, some have already been shown here, distraction, ball to the face, guns, crossbow etc.crylaugh You're a funny guy, Solly. That's why Harry's gonna kill you last.Here's another: dress up like a Dementor, Potter will attempt to patranus you; you slap the glow-stick out of his hand and then back-hand slap his as like a pimp. /thread
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Mhm, and Harry will freak out so bad at the sound of a damn air horn he'll be useless? 😂Again, Draco and Harry took dueling lessons, babe. You didn't. Saying you'll dodge those spells is like saying "Hey, if Arian Foster can dodge tackles from All Pro linebackers, I can too!!!!
facepalm Oh there's air involved here. Buncha hot air.
crylaugh You're a funny guy, Solly. That's why Harry's gonna kill you last.
No, said it will break his concentration and by the time he regains it to cast a spell, I'll have already covered 30 feet and be in the process of delivering a kick to the pain-nexus.
Again, all they did was move slightly out of the wand of a stick that was pointed at them. This isn't hard. If I'm raising my finger to point it at you and you're aware, you could move out of the line of sight.
Yes there is; coming from your anus and it stinks of fanboyism.
He'd have to kill me after he recovers from his sack being split up the side of his face.
Originally posted by Robtard
No, said it will break his concentration and by the time he regains it to cast a spell, I'll have already covered 30 feet and be in the process of delivering a kick to the pain-nexus.Again, all they did was move slightly out of the wand of a stick that was pointed at them. This isn't hard. If I'm raising my finger to point it at you and you're aware, you could move out of the line of sight.
Yes there is; coming from your anus and it stinks of fanboyism.
He'd have to kill me after he recovers from his sack being split up the side of his face.
If a Basilisk didn't break his concentration, a Mexican with an air horn won't.
They were ducking behind cover, they weren't dodging.
Nah, that's the smell of taco bell.
How you gonna split his sack? You'll be no bigger than a micro machine.