You vs Harry Potter

Started by Robtard13 pages
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Or a stupefy to the rectum.

Potter can't cast that when he's already been kicked in the potato-sack or has been knocked senseless and is choking on the fragments of his teeth.

Originally posted by Robtard
Potter can't cast that when he's already been kicked in the potato-sack or has been knocked senseless and is choking on the fragments of his teeth.
Yes, he can. Poor Aunt Marge.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Yes, he can. Poor Aunt Marge.

No, he actually can't. That was a fluke too, here he's trained and will intend on casting spells.

Casting spells takes at least some level of concentration, he's not concentrating at all when his nuts are being stomped on or his head's spinning.

Robtard is definitely right.
Adding serious concussion to the game, Harry wont be able to remember if his name is Harry, Judith, Elizabeth or Rebecca, let alone remember all that wizard shit. Plus when that 1st blow shattered his glasses into his eyes, he wouldn't be able to see either.

Hell if you amp that rape alarm up to a loud enough PA system in the square whilst you practice and prep, you could just unleash a quick parp from it, and shatter those glasses into his eyes sonically.

Originally posted by Robtard
Potter can't cast that when he's already been kicked in the potato-sack or has been knocked senseless and is choking on the fragments of his teeth.
Which won't happen cause he already blasted your ass away with the spell. Unless you can tell me how you can cross 33 feet before he says one word?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Uh, yeah. Fun thread, spite thread, serious thread, Harry kicks all our asses. You can talk about how you'd TRY to kill him, but in the end, joking or not, you'd be slaughtered.

not me.. cause i gots tha powa 😆 😆 😆 😆

Originally posted by Creshosk
Which won't happen cause he already blasted your ass away with the spell. Unless you can tell me how you can cross 33 feet before he says one word?

Goku's instant transmission will work just fine

Originally posted by Creshosk
Which won't happen cause he already blasted your ass away with the spell. Unless you can tell me how you can cross 33 feet before he says one word?

I already did that about 4-5 times now. Was also the first to respond in this thread with my genius. But I'll recap it for you, cos I'm a gentle, nice and sincere person:

Anti-rape airhorn will startle Potter for a second, by the time he recovers and goes to wave his wand and utter a word(s), I'll have already kicked him in the nuts. Game Over.

BTW, I don't need to cover 33 feet, only about 30 as my leg gives me decent reach; 30 feet is nothing.

Originally posted by Robtard
I already did that about 4-5 times now. Was also the first to respond in this thread with my genius. But I'll recap it for you, cos I'm a gentle, nice and sincere person:

Anti-rape airhorn will startle Potter for a second, by the time he recovers and goes to wave his wand and utter a word(s), I'll have already kicked him in the nuts. Game Over.

BTW, I don't need to cover 33 feet, only about 30 as my leg gives me decent reach; 30 feet is nothing.

i wonder if Potter can handle the likes of British babes Holly Peers, Gemma Atkinson or Sophie Howard??

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
i wonder if Potter can handle the likes of British babes Holly Peers, Gemma Atkinson or Sophie Howard??

If you're implying I'm hot like they are, I'm flattered.

Befriend him. Stab him in the back.

Might take weeks... months... idk

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Befriend him. Stab him in the back.

Might take weeks... months... idk

Ben Linus style.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Befriend him. Stab him in the back.

Might take weeks... months... idk

Wear a red wig and a constant stupid look on your face with the hints that you have an impending shit and it will take less than a day.

Originally posted by Robtard
If you're implying I'm hot like they are, I'm flattered.

👆

Originally posted by Creshosk
Which won't happen cause he already blasted your ass away with the spell. Unless you can tell me how you can cross 33 feet before he says one word?
Dude, they know.

Originally posted by Robtard
Wear a red wig and a constant stupid look on your face with the hints that you have an impending shit and it will take less than a day.

HA! I was going to say "be ginger" but this is practically just as good.

I cut his head off with my sword or beat him to death with my keyblade.

/thread.

And I am 100% serious. 🙂

FF to :55.....

YouTube video

You tards really think you'll be able to attack before Harry spells you? At 1:21, he raised his wand and cast sectumsempra and it hit Draco, all in like half a second.

Wake up, people.

If you have a gun and you know how to shoot it, yeah, I'd say the odds are 50/50. In case you didn't notice, Malfoy and Harry are dodging those spells, not blocking them. I'd like to see Harry dodge a bullet.

Unless... Oh my God... Harry's Neo.

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
If you have a gun and you know how to shoot it, yeah, I'd say the odds are 50/50. In case you didn't notice, Malfoy and Harry are dodging those spells, not blocking them. I'd like to see Harry dodge a bullet.

Unless... Oh my God... Harry's Neo.

Not in Harry's wildest dreams will that come true