You vs Harry Potter

Originally posted by Nemesis X
Before Potter can dish out a long spell, I walk up to him, take the wand away, snap it in two, and then give him a punch to the face and a kick in his sorcerer stones.

😂

THAT'LL leave him with goblets of fire, alright...

I didnt realise there would be so many kerbs in the area, when 1st thought about.

I think that after the 5 solid minutes of nut kicking, Id have to go with a kerbstomp to finish.

(Wouldn't wanna waste arena attributes, after all)

is potter intend on disabling me or isn't he aware of my intention?

He wants to beat your ass. And to laugh about it with all his little wizard mates later.

Commence combat. 😛

He's gonna taze you in the butthole.

So I'd go ahead and stuff his head into a microwave. 😐

I stab him to death with my sword until he dies. I'm Scott Pilgrim biatches.

I do watch the movie before hand so I can remember all the spells he used. (He used quite a few trying to destroy that necklace.)

Originally posted by Zampanó
He's gonna taze you in the butthole.

So I'd go ahead and stuff his head into a microwave. 😐

Gremlins style.

Originally posted by Nephthys
Location: Time Square

Scenario 1: How many hours of prep do you need before you are dropped into a fight with Potter?

Scenario 2: You can't use guns and have no money for prep.

This is Potter from the Seventh movie. He can only use feats he did on-screen. Example: He cannot use Avada Kadava, because he didn't do it on-screen. Potter cannot run away via apparition (or apparate away to get something), he needs to stay in the area. Standard equipment ONLY. No Luck potion or Invisibility cloak. No goddamn hall of prophecies bullshit or anything similar. Potter gets [b]absolutely no prep whatsoever. End of discussion. When you decide to start the fight you are both apparated to the centre of the Square, 10 metres apart. This is not to say that you cannot set up prep in the Square itself. In fact, this is in the spirit of the thread.

Have fun and try to get creative. Really creative stuff will get you an internets cookie. [/B]

If Harry is aware, if he is prepared to fight back, we all die. Mike Tyson dies. The Protector dies. Riddick dies.

All dead.

LOL

😂

Incorrect.

H2H.

So you would just let him beat you up then, RJ...?

No. Read what I said. Think about all the things he can do with his powers before anyone lays a hand on him.

I would rip Harry Potter in half.

Black people have a natural +6 buff against magic.

Nah, Harry'd Petrify you, cornhole you with his wand, then spit in your eye.

What hilarious is that you guys think you can beat someone who can cast a shield that will block bullets, and who can spell you from a thousand feet away.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
No. Read what I said. Think about all the things he can do with his powers before anyone lays a hand on him.

Trust you to start bringing magical powers to a fist fight.
But since you have, lets say Harry gets a cricket ball in the nuts, before he can cast any spells.

(Because the only thing he can now do is cry on the floor, like a Bee Gee with its testicles caught in its zip, desperately cupping his broken Nads with both hands, absolutely defenseless. Then you could simply step in and kerbstomp to your delight.)

It's really a matter of reflexes imo. Can I shoot the pasty wanker before he gets off a spell or apparates away? Yes, probably. Also, he can't apparate out of the square, so no 'spell from a thousand feet away.'

Trust you to start bringing magical powers to a fist fight.

Fist fight?

Originally posted by Nephthys

Fist fight?

Yes you're right in your skepticism..

Harry probably wouldn't be able to compete in one. 😛

They said no guns.

Double post edit

Yes you're right.

Harry probably wouldn't be able to compete in one. stick out tongue

They said no guns.

Only in scenario 2. Scenario 1 lets me go to town on the twerp.

Awesome.

Then thats TWO wins, for you, if you employ the cricketball opening move in scenario 1 then.... 😛

Considering the wizards considered Sirius Black to be "extremely dangerous" or something to that extent, because he was carrying a gun, I'd say I could kick Harry Potter's ass. Heck yeah.

😛

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Trust you to start bringing magical powers to a fist fight.
But since you have, lets say Harry gets a cricket ball in the nuts, before he can cast any spells.

(Because the only thing he can now do is cry on the floor, like a Bee Gee with its testicles caught in its zip, desperately cupping his broken Nads with both hands, absolutely defenseless. Then you could simply step in and kerbstomp to your delight.)

Wait, Harry is allowed his powers, right? If not, what's the point of the thread? If so, again, what's the point of the thread? You'd never get close enough to him. You keep saying you'd do this and that, you aren't the Flash, dude. You aren't quick enough to get within range. None of us are.

I agree, someone like you or I, going h2h cqc with him, no powers for him, yeah, we'd put his lights out, but that's not the case here. He'll transfigure your cricket bat into a feather, freeze you, turn the feather back into a bat, and take it to your nuts.