You vs Harry Potter

Started by mikeydude13 pages

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
And he gets through the Protego shield charm....How? They're 33 feet away from each other. MAYBE one of these guys can draw and fire in time:

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But average Joe's like us? Not a chance in hell.


Leonardo DiCaprio is young in that movie...

Originally posted by Utrigita
No it isn't, as I have mentioned before take a hummer, accelerate it to 100 mph, and state your ready, bang your teleported to the scene speeding towards Harry Potter with 100 mph, that is my prep against harry potter. Or my prep includes me having a crossbow aimed at the place harry is going to teleport in, and I can practice as many times as I want in making the shot perfect. With prep and no restrictions on the prep you can imo always come up with a way to win.

Yes.

He will have to swing around himself before getting hit and if he is hit the impact will make the teleport next to impossible if not dislocate parts of his body, additionally the way harry reacts, based on the movie, isn't to teleport himself away instantly.

I think the OP says he cannot teleport here.

You are teleported at the same time. Considering that he has done it before, he'll be far quicker on the draw when you guys arrive.

It's why my anti-rape airhorn was a solid choice. It will startle him for a second, giving me enough time to close the 10 meters and deliver a kick to his sparsely haired ball-bag with my boots.

See, sheer genius on Robtard's part.

You aren't gonna cover 33 feet before he spells you. You're not YuLaw.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
You aren't gonna cover 33 feet before he spells you. You're not YuLaw.

33 feet is a short distance and I'm like a ****ing cheetah, shitty at long distance but I can dash like nobodies business, son.

Fight starts; I start running and rape-horn his ass, he stumbles for a second and them suddenly I'm all up in his face with a swiftly raising boot to the undercarriage. Game Over

Originally posted by Robtard
33 feet is a short distance and I'm like a ****ing cheetah, shitty at long distance but I can dash like nobodies business, son.

Fight starts; I start running and rape-horn his ass, he stumbles for a second and them suddenly I'm all up in his face with a swiftly raising boot to the undercarriage. Game Over

Sure. He held it together and beat a dragon and a basilisk, but you, with an air horn, can take him. 😆

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Sure. He held it together and beat a dragon and a basilisk, but you, with an air horn, can take him. 😆

I'm not saying the rape-horn will cripple him, but it will startle him for a second breaking his concentration; that's all that's needed considering I only need to cover 33 feet.

I would also question your "he beat a dragon and a basilisk", as you've been shown to be wrong, at least in regards to the basilisk.

Also.... The dragon never kicked Harry in the nuts.

Originally posted by Robtard
I'm not saying the rape-horn will cripple him, but it will startle him for a second breaking his concentration; that's all that's needed considering I only need to cover 33 feet.

I would also question your "he beat a dragon and a basilisk", as you've been shown to be wrong, at least in regards to the basilisk.

Wrong how? He stabbed it in the mouth and killed it.

The moment he sees you break into a run, he'll spell you, dude. An air horn might startle him, but it's not like he's never seen one before.

Right, so, speaking as a fanatic fan that actually thought about this, this is how I do it.

I borrow one of those tanks of water that automatically shut and lock that are used in "The Prestige" at the end, and set it where Harry is due to apparate.

Harry Apparates to the Square, and drops his wand with surprise. It's at the bottom of the water tank. Harry tries to magick it up by using the Accio Spell... but oh wait, you can't talk in water. He was able to in Goblet of Fire, but only because he had the Gillyweed.

Let's think of DH pt1 feats : oh wait, when he went into the water in DH, he was wearing the Locket. So on top of not being able to speak, he can't get to the bottom of the tank to retrieve his wand because the Locket keeps pulling him up.

Even if he doesn't lose his wand on landing, again, no one can speak aaduring water. Harry shows two examples of silent magic in DH; when the Trio are trying to "kill" the Locket. But again, Harry has the Locket on [as per the movie when Harry goes into water], and that, plus the panic, keeps Harry from using silent magic and wandless magic.

Harry drowns within a few minutes.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
The moment he sees you break into a run, he'll spell you, dude. An air horn might startle him, but it's not like he's never seen one before.

I'll rape-horn first, break his concentration for a second, and then snap-kick to the scrotal. It's not hard to imagine, dude. 33 feet is nothing.

Will arguably true, rape-horns still startle would-be rapist.

Another whupping for Master Potter.

Originally posted by siriuswriter
So, this is how I do it.

I borrow one of those tanks of water that automatically shut and lock that are used in "The Prestige" at the end, and set it where Harry is due to apparate.

Harry Apparates to the Square, and drops his wand with surprise. It's at the bottom of the water tank. Harry tries to magick it up by using the Accio Spell... but oh wait, you can't talk in water. He was able to in Goblet of Fire, but only because he had the Gillyweed.

Let's think of DH pt1 feats : oh wait, when he went into the water in DH, he was wearing the Locket. So on top of not being able to speak, he can't get to the bottom of the tank to retrieve his wand because the Locket keeps pulling him up.

Even if he doesn't lose his wand on landing, again, no one can speak aaduring water. Harry shows two examples of silent magic in DH; when the Trio are trying to "kill" the Locket. But again, Harry has the Locket on [as per the movie when Harry goes into water], and that, plus the panic, keeps Harry from using silent magic and wandless magic.

Harry drowns within a few minutes.

Nah, the gillyweed has ceased operating when he said ascendio.

Funny post though.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Nah, the gillyweed has ceased operating when he said ascendio.

Funny post though.

Speaking of movie footage - in Goblet of Fire, the Gillyweed was starting to fade away, but had not completely gone.

But, even if what you say about that one element of my scenario, it's just that... one element. How important is Gillyweed on the balance against the Locket?

And, funny? At least I realize Harry has weaknesses.

Originally posted by siriuswriter
Speaking of movie footage - in Goblet of Fire, the Gillyweed was starting to fade away, but had not completely gone.

But, even if what you say about that one element of my scenario, it's just that... one element. How important is Gillyweed on the balance against the Locket?

And, funny? At least I realize Harry has weaknesses.

Look again:

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At 5:00, the webbed fingers have turned back normal.

At 6:05, you can plainly see that his gills are gone. It's then that he says ascendio.

OK, so I was wrong on that point.

Originally posted by siriuswriter
But, even if what you say about that one element of my scenario, it's just that... one element. How important is Gillyweed on the balance against the Locket?

Originally posted by siriuswriter
OK, so I was wrong on that point.
Er....I dunno?

Don't understand these extravagant scenarios when it's been shown that the simplest work the best, rape-horns and a nutting or a cricket ball to the face.

Or a stupefy to the rectum.

Originally posted by Robtard
Don't understand these extravagant scenarios when it's been shown that the simplest work the best, rape-horns and a nutting or a cricket ball to the face.

Precisely. This maybe be the first time that Occam's razor ever ACTUALLY cut someone down in combat.. lol