YOU v. Batman

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YOU v. Batman

got the idea from The You v. Hogwarts thread.. Included Batmen are Keaton, Kilmer, Clooney and Bale.. All screenfeats from the six Batman movies are in play.. You choose what weapon(s) you want to use against one or all of them... You can also choose to fight each one at a time or simply face them at once.. have fun and be creative.. oh the location, you choose when and where

I fight them all at once, in Gotham...I'll be over here in Germany though. Weapon of choice is a nuke.

I choose all at once. I'll defeat them with my Batman repellent.

Originally posted by Bardock42
I fight them all at once, in Gotham...I'll be over here in Germany though. Weapon of choice is a nuke.

Currently will have to think about this.
I like Bardock's approach, here though.

Once a nuke is detonated in the batcave, theres little the Batmen would be able to do about that.

Of course Im not so fanciful of H2H victory, here.

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Currently will have to think about this.
I like Bardock's approach, here though.

Once a nuke is detonated in the batcave, theres little the Batmen would be able to do about that.

Of course Im not so fanciful of H2H victory, here.

No cricket ball? 🙁

Well that would work on ONE of them, if bowled it in their lower face, but then likely the other three or four Batmen would know I was out of shots and would step forward and I'd most likely be overpowered/bat whupped.
🙁 Especially as they're all armoured.

Maybe I could run between them all with my lighter agility, typing their capes to each other as I go....
But realistically I cant see that happening.. 😛

Another approach would to be to endanger 7 different big amounts of the dumbest members of the public, and give the Batmen the option of dealing with me there or letting them all die, as they are seperate, they would have to go and engage personally....leaving me to plant the bombs in the Bat Cave. pretty much ensuring victory.

If its weapons based I'd definitely have more of at chance, but then they all have their batarangs and utility belt gadgets.

Ok...

I'll take all of them at once.

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
oh the location, you choose when and where

When: Anytime they want.

Where: Inside a volcano.

Good thinking, they'd be really hot/maybe a little slower in that armour.
Expect West, who is in that light assed Bat-Lycra..

The only person who can win is Adam West.

Re: YOU v. Batman

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
got the idea from The You v. Hogwarts thread.. Included Batmen are Keaton, Kilmer, Clooney and Bale.. All screenfeats from the six Batman movies are in play.. You choose what weapon(s) you want to use against one or all of them... You can also choose to fight each one at a time or simply face them at once.. have fun and be creative.. oh the location, you choose when and where

So I must fight Keatonman, then Kilmerman, then Clooneyman, then Baleman? One at a time, in that order? And I can choose any weapons I wish? And choose the location?

Is this like a duel, or are they coming for me? Or am I to go after them?

I say RPG!!!!!

Or something explosive, they tended to work better than bullets against all the Batmen..........

Or, flamethrower.

When: After i get a training montage to become a master of every martial art, and have 200 pounds of extra muscle XD
Where: In the middle of a giant cookie flying in space (with an atmosphere that provides an atmosphere exactly like ours and gravity, of course)

Oh man. I would get my ass kicked so damn hard. Like you don't even know. My only chance would be a mini-gun or something. Which I probably couldn't even use or lift. Man am I a wimp.

🙁

This shit's easy. I clear with ease.

You wouldn't clear the proctologists exam though, with all those batarangs in your ass.

Re: YOU v. Batman

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
You choose what weapon(s) you want to use against one or all of them...

I cut their heads off....with a lightsaber. 😖hifty:

Then kill all four at once with the keyblade. awesome

That might work, the Lightsabre.
Good thinking, Aura.
Hell Im going with that. And Solos blaster as a sidearm lol

Re: YOU v. Batman

Originally posted by BruceSkywalker
got the idea from The You v. Hogwarts thread.. Included Batmen are Keaton, Kilmer, Clooney and Bale.. All screenfeats from the six Batman movies are in play.. You choose what weapon(s) you want to use against one or all of them... You can also choose to fight each one at a time or simply face them at once.. have fun and be creative.. oh the location, you choose when and where

I choose to fight them all at once, inside a Burger King and I bring Chuck Norris as my weapon.

😂

Theres no way I'd survive unless I was RJ.

Originally posted by Mairuzu
Theres no way I'd survive unless I was RJ.

Or Harry Potter.