YOU v. Batman

Started by Rogue Jedi3 pages
Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
You wouldn't clear the proctologists exam though, with all those batarangs in your ass.
Nah. I'd take the fight to them. Body armor, NVG, motion sensors, mines, grenades, automatic rifles and pistols (with armor penetrating rounds.)

Easy cheesy.

Robtard Senor Member

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Nah. I'd take the fight to them. Body armor, NVG, motion sensors, mines, grenades, automatic rifles and pistols (with armor penetrating rounds.)

Easy cheesy.

And while you're busy trying(and failing) to kill Keaton Batman, West Batman sprays you with Bat Hillbilly Repellent and Bale Batman shoots you with his sticky-explosives-gun.

Cough-Cough, Tick-Tock-Boom. /end

Impediment Endless

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Nah. I'd take the fight to them. Body armor, NVG, motion sensors, mines, grenades, automatic rifles and pistols (with armor penetrating rounds.)

Easy cheesy.

That is precisely what every goon in Gotham told himself before they got their ass handed to them by Bats.

Robtard Senor Member
Originally posted by Impediment
That is precisely what every goon in Gotham told himself before they got their ass handed to them by Bats.

Not just goons, super-villains, super-assassins, uber-geniuses etc.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by Impediment
That is precisely what every goon in Gotham told himself before they got their ass handed to them by Bats.
Mhm, and the two goons who hit Keatonman center mass with two .45 slugs? What if they had armor piercing rounds?

Thought so.

Nephthys The Gr8est!!!!!!!!

3 words: Iron Man Armor.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by Nephthys
3 words: Iron Man Armor.
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Here's some more words: Hire Agent 47.

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the ninjak FRINGE Division

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
👆

Here's some more words: Hire Agent 47.

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Respect! Though I can't see 47 beating the Batmen. He is a stealth assassin and in the film he was weaksauce compared to his game counterpart.

I agree with Nephthys Ironman armour for me.
Location open field.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by the ninjak
Respect! Though I can't see 47 beating the Batmen. He is a stealth assassin and in the film he was weaksauce compared to his game counterpart.

I agree with Nephthys Ironman armour for me.
Location open field.

2 mile sniper shot FTW.

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode

Isn't it meant to be "YOU vs Batman" though, not "Your hired assassin vs Batman"...? 🙂

Lord Lucien Lets all love Lain

What if YOU are a hired assassin?

-Pr- Hey Yo!
Originally posted by Badabing
The only person who can win is Adam West.
Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode

Thats fine still.
Cause its still you dispensing the ass kicking 1st hand.......or 1st foot, technically.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
Isn't it meant to be "YOU vs Batman" though, not "Your hired assassin vs Batman"...? 🙂
Hire 47 to train me intensely for a month or so, and give me his weapons.

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode

Sure. Thats a worker.

But I think you might need longer than a month....take 6.

Rogue Jedi Restricted

Nah, I'm a fast learner. 2.

Sadako of Girth Extreme Mode

Nope. Youre not.

Forum feats dictate that it takes you over a year to realise that Mcclane knocked the ninja chick out first. ✅

😂

Rogue Jedi Restricted

IF she was KO'd, she must have mad recovery powers, because she got up quick as shit like nothing had happened.

BruceSkywalker The BatLord of the Jedi

let me see here.. i'd take each batman on separately and kill each one.. except clooney bats because i'd just ask him to date elisabetta and then i'd kick clooney bats in the codpiece lol..

Keaton and Kilmer Bats will go down to my samurai sword..

Bale Bats well, i'd have to reprogram the tumbler to run over Bale

Rogue Jedi Restricted

You seriously think you can take KeatonMan with a sword?