Cowboys Vs Aliens

Cowboys:

The Outlaw Josey Wales (Eastwood)
The Man With No Man (Eastwood)
Marshal Jed Cooper (Eastwood)
Doc Holiday (Kilmer)
Wyatt Earp (Russell)
William Munny (Eastwood)
J. Cogburn (Wayne)
Charley Waite (Costner)

Vs.

Aliens:

Independence Day alien in opened bio-suit
Predator: No cloak or armor, all weapons shown in 1st film
Species
Xenomorph
'I Come In Peace (aka Dark Angel)' Alien: Gun shown
'Signs' alien
Na'vi warrior(can breath here):Bow and spear
Illegal Mexican immigrant in any given film: Hedge clippers

-Fight takes place in a large deserted Old West town. Cowboys start at one end and their job is to clear the town of the aliens. Weapons include twin 6-shooters for each and plenty of ammo.

-Aliens are scattered throughout the town, they won't fight each other, but they won't use planned teamwork. They're out to kill/survive the cowboys.

Do the cowboys clear? Do the aliens survive? Who's standing at the end?

Cowboys get stomped. Xeno and Pred solo.

Give the Cowboys Ben Wade, then maybe they have a chance.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Cowboys get stomped. Xeno and Pred solo.

Don't think either would necessarily stomp. Those older 6-shooters packed a nice enough punch. Xeno or Pred would go down from a hail of gunfire.

Pred would take to the rooftops and plasma blast away. As he blasts away, the Xeno rushes in and rapes. Literally.

Fill your hands you sonuvabitch! Aliens get taken down.

Wheres Quigley? 😠

Yeah man. Eastwood in Fistful, shoots hangman's ropes from distance.
His shooting feats are well documented and hes really fast, with an eagle's eye...and hes not above fashioning himself some heavy plate armour to protect his vitals
If anyone is gonna make the pred suck lead, its Clint there.
The Clints are very cunning.

Rooster has a gatling gun in "Rooster Cogburn"
And he can shoot really ggod whilst mobile with revolver in one hand and a Winchester on the other.

And how good is the Mexican with hedge clippers..?
Are they a random slash n hack style, or do they have the speed and precision of a German Edward Scissorhands..?

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
And how good is the Mexican with hedge clippers..?

This is some of his work:

Then hell, hes the one that the Westerners need to watch for.

An adversary to be feared.

I never saw a Xenomorph do that once.

You gave them William Munny. This is a near curbstomp 😄

*Josey Wales chest explodes form within. Out crawls a baby Xeno. It looks at the camera and.......spits*

Nah theres no facehuggers or chestbursters - its warrior class.

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Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
*Josey Wales chest explodes form within. Out crawls a baby Xeno. It looks at the camera and.......spits*

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Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
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my gave clint eastwood western..

as for thread.. Aliens go down

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Aliens rape here. Six shooters and shit haermm

And which of those Aliens are bulletproof..?

Clints solo.

(Well....more "Quartets", technically.)

All of his opponents in his cowboy movies, describe them.