Cowboys Vs Aliens

You forget to say say "please", Tuco.

Mhm, thought so.

Originally posted by Robtard
Cowboys:

The Outlaw Josey Wales (Eastwood)
The Man With No Man (Eastwood)
Marshal Jed Cooper (Eastwood)
Doc Holiday (Kilmer)
Wyatt Earp (Russell)
William Munny (Eastwood)
J. Cogburn (Wayne)
Charley Waite (Costner)

Vs.

Aliens:

Independence Day alien in opened bio-suit
Predator: No cloak or armor, all weapons shown in 1st film
Species
Xenomorph
'I Come In Peace (aka Dark Angel)' Alien: Gun shown
'Signs' alien
Na'vi warrior(can breath here):Bow and spear
Illegal Mexican immigrant in any given film: Hedge clippers

-Fight takes place in a large deserted Old West town. Cowboys start at one end and their job is to clear the town of the aliens. Weapons include twin 6-shooters for each and plenty of ammo.

-Aliens are scattered throughout the town, they won't fight each other, but they won't use planned teamwork. They're out to kill/survive the cowboys.

Do the cowboys clear? Do the aliens survive? Who's standing at the end?

Originally posted by Badabing
Flash Fact: Wayne Cogburn or Kilmer Holiday could solo.

True Bada.

-Xenomorph: In an open old west battlefield gets shot and dies.
-Predator: Gets a kill before getting pumped with lead. They jump hell slow. Cowboys shot hats in the sky.
-ID Alien: Telepathic assault on one cowboy, the rest shoot it.
-Signs Alien: Dead.
-Navi warrior: Just a strong Indian really. And easier to shoot to boot!
-Mexican: Dead.

BUT!
-Dark Angel Alien: Kills all the cowboys with his vibrative disc. And Uzi with rounds that blew up buildings.

Seriously guys all he needs to do while the fight ensues is hide in a random store and let the disc fly. Potshots in the cowboys random direction would blow them apart.

Aliens win this due to Dark Angel Alien. In fact it's a STOMP.

One Xeno would give a Colonial Marine with a pulse rifle trouble. But somehow a hick with a revolver would kill it? Nah.

What are the cowboys armed with, besides revolvers?

In an environment that favors the Xenomorph, sure. In the open, gun+range = marine tears shit up.

Do any of the cowboys have shotguns?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Do any of the cowboys have shotguns?

Doesn't matter this is a wild west town. And the Cowboys have light cover with plenty of sight ahead.

A bullet to the head and its down let alone 10 guys gunslinging it. No narrow passageways the films seem to always love to use.

Dude have you ever seen a wild west town?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Dude have you ever seen a wild west town?

Been playing Red Dead Redemption alot.

And I love Spaghetti Westerns.

Originally posted by the ninjak
Been playing Red Dead Redemption alot.

And I love Spaghetti Westerns.

Pred on the rooftops, dude.

'Til Clint using Clint-Squint vision takes his ass down off of it, of course....

Ooooo-eeeeee-ooooooo-eeeeeeeeee-oooooooooohh...

Wahhhhhh wahhhh-wahhhhhhhhh....

Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
'Til Clint using Clint-Squint vision takes his ass down off of it, of course....

Ooooo-eeeeee-ooooooo-eeeeeeeeee-oooooooooohh...

Wahhhhhh wahhhh-wahhhhhhhhh....

Little known fact, he's at x7 eagle-eyes in this shot:

Originally posted by Robtard
Little known fact, he's at x7 eagle-eyes in this shot:

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Clints x7 POV of the Black widows hideout in "Every which way but loose"
cowboy

btw.. nothing kills clint in a wild west town.. the man with no name pwns here.. 😄 😮‍💨

Especially if his cigar is accosted at any point by one of the said Aliens.

Cause that only ensures death for the accoster in the same way as going up to McClane and confessing your Germanic ancestry and your perchance for robbing gold/barer bonds does.