Blood lusted Thor vs Superman(Twist)

Started by Rage.Of.Olympus6 pages
Originally posted by Mindset
That's what I look like. ermm

Now you're just trying to get me to like you.

Spite.

Superman wins.

to be honest...both could take each other out in one shot...tough call here

Spite? That's laughable.

Superman would do what he did to Wonder Woman when he was being mind rape by Max.

He would punch the shit out of Thor to the sun, take a little sun bath, then continues to sodomize him.

Thor rams his hammer down Supermans throat and Superman likes it 😬

Thor rapes him

Who the heck is Thor?

Superman FTW.

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
With his crappy run, Fraction could at least upgrade Thor's movement speed to at least like light speed.
Lawlz @ at least lightspeed. I think you should aim a bit lower, like above Wolverine, and then move on to Mongoose.

Thorbags are really hilarious in their delusions.

Superman destroys him.

Originally posted by Philosophía
Lawlz @ at least lightspeed. I think you should aim a bit lower, like above Wolverine, and then move on to Mongoose.

Thorbags are really hilarious in their delusions.

Superman destroys him.

I guess even light speed is too much. If speed were no longer an advantage, it wouldn't even be fair to Clark anymore.

While Thor steps his game up, Clark should practice so he can keep up with Deathstroke in their next encounter. Or if he tries really hard, maybe one day he can tag Shadowdragon. Maybe.

Stay true to your Superfag ways Philo.

Thor accidentally kills him.

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
I guess even light speed is too much.
Yes, it is. Like I said, first he has to prove he is faster than Wolverine. Or Mongoose, a low-end speedster. And Thor has failed both, quite miserably.

I guarantee there's absolutely no writer who'd portray Thor as faster in combat than Spiderman.

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
If speed were no longer an advantage, it wouldn't even be fair to Clark anymore.
Like the time that Superman didn't even use his speed, yet made Thor go "I just pooped myself, help daddy" when Superman caught his hammer one-handed and then one-punch made him eat dirt with the other, while sitting down, am I right?

"while sitting down"

lol

Originally posted by Philosophía
Yes, it is. Like I said, first he has to prove he is faster than Wolverine. Or Mongoose, a low-end speedster. And Thor has failed both, quite miserably.

I guarantee there's absolutely no writer who'd portray Thor as faster in combat than Spiderman.

I'm glad you agree it wouldn't be fair to Superman.

He can train to up his game alongside Clark. Maybe Lady Shiva will give Superman some pointers for keeping up with incredibly formidable Shadowdragon.

Probably not. Then again, I don't think most writers would for Superman either if they encountered each other for a fight.

Originally posted by Philosophía
Like the time that Superman didn't even use his speed, yet made Thor go "I just pooped myself, help daddy" when Superman caught his hammer one-handed and then one-punch made him eat dirt with the other, while sitting down, am I right?

No, like the time Thor put Superman on his ass with one hammer throw.

It's understandable that Thor lost. After seeing how easily he could take Clark out and shrug off his attacks (Even when aided), he must have been even more inclined to pull his punches against the fragile mortal.

Superman must be so conflicted. His scared out of his wits at the power that could be turned against him but still very aroused.

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus

Probably not. Then again, I don't think most writers would for Superman either if they encountered each other for a fight.

wait, you don't think superman would be portrayed faster than spiderman in a comic? come on, rage...

also, rage you make it seem like speed is superman's only trump card over thor

when superman is more durable

superman is physically stronger

and superman is more mobile

all three are critical in a fight.

Originally posted by Starscream M
wait, you don't think superman would be portrayed faster than spiderman in a comic? come on, rage...

Why are you surprised? Slower characters have kept out of Superman's reach despite his speed advantage in the past.

If he and Spider Man were intended to fight, you best believe his speed advantage would be watered down a fair bit. It's just the mechanic of comics.

Originally posted by Starscream M
also, rage you make it seem like speed is superman's only trump card over thor

when superman is more durable

superman is physically stronger

and superman is more mobile

all three are critical in a fight.

Superman's main advantage is speed. That's the only possible way he could cancel out Thor's large power and versatility advantage outside singing or some stupid shit like that. Take it away, and his chances plummet pretty hard.

Superman might have the small strength edge over Thor and is more invulnerable (I think Thor's tougher however), but that would get him like what, maybe two or three wins out of 10?

Take away speed, and on a forum fight he'd get the Gladiator treatment.

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
I'm glad you agree it wouldn't be fair to Superman.
I'm not glad you have problems comprehending simple things.

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Then again, I don't think most writers would for Superman either if they encountered each other for a fight.
haermm

I'm going to slowly leave the discussion now, this might be contagious.

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus

Take away speed, and on a forum fight he'd get the Gladiator treatment.
well, assuming they're fighting in character, taking away speed prob gives them a close 5-5 split.

if you just take away supermans speed, while making thor use his whole bag of tricks, then you're right, thor will win majority.

its not like superman used his speed in his fight against thor, and he did pretty well

Originally posted by Philosophía
I'm not glad you have problems comprehending simple things.

Really? Then you seem to be rubbing off on me.

Originally posted by Philosophía
haermm

I'm going to slowly leave the discussion now, this might be contagious.

You're full of utter crap if you don't think that's how shit would go down in a comic if they were to fight.

Stop s*cking on Lois' handbag and at least admit how comics work.

If you think Spider-Man bouncing around Superman in a fight is out of the question, then you must be disappointed by Clark's performances a lot.

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus

If you think Spider-Man bouncing around Superman in a fight is out of the question, then you must be disappointed by Clark's performances a lot.

spiderman may bounce around clark for 2 panels, by the third panel...superman would move like a blur and grab spiderman in his visorlike grip. thats how it would happen in a comic.