Hit Girl versus GoGo Yubari

you forgot the part where a less agile, less faster person, who doesn't dodge bullets kicked her azz
just saying 🙂

Was she armed with her staff then? Nope. Had she been, she would have killed him in seconds. HG approached that fight all wrong, she let her anger get the best of her.

yea she only uses her glaive for slaughtering unarmed hookers...with style 🙂

OK, so GoGo only uses her weapon to fight vengeful ex-assassins. Guess the fight can never take place.

GoGo has shown skill defensively and offensively
she FIGHTS a ex assassin...
HG SLAUGHTERS unarmed hookers... see the difference

if i bought a glaive even i could swing it around killing unarmed people
but if a muthaphucka with skills shows up im phucked... 😆

Originally posted by 0mega Spawn
you forgot the part where a less agile, less faster person, who doesn't dodge bullets kicked her azz
just saying 🙂

But he fought Hitgirl, a skilled vigilante, so he is super amazing and would have kicked Gogo's ass! Retarded ABC logic works both ways.

he was whooping her azz
she's an expert with guns
melee none whatsoever
other than slaying drug dealers and a hooker
and getting beat up by ol'karate man
see how ABC logic works in some cases

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
But he fought Hitgirl, a skilled vigilante, so he is super amazing and would have kicked Gogo's ass! Retarded ABC logic works both ways.

Hitgirl should win this.

Kickass match though.

I saw that.

I see GoGo winning this. GoGo gave The Bride a run for her money. Hell, she would have killed her if not for the table leg. The Bride is (and correct me if I'm wrong here) considered to be one the deadliest assassins in the world in the Kill Bill movies and she was not able to take GoGo down easily at all.

Hitgirl on the other hand, though skilled, kills a bunch of gang bangers and a hooker with a glaive and later gets her ass kicked by a simple karate black belt. This is not to say he wasn't skilled but a world class assassin he is not.

If Hitgirl had some guns this would be a completely different story but in the world of martial arts and combat with melee range weapons she is sorely outmatched.

Poor kid gets smashed to a pulp and the resulting paste is scraped into her lunchbox.

Ah, another logical debater who uses film feats and not fangirlism added to the MVF. Good, good.

Originally posted by mixednuts
I see GoGo winning this. GoGo gave The Bride a run for her money. Hell, she would have killed her if not for the table leg. The Bride is (and correct me if I'm wrong here) considered to be one the deadliest assassins in the world in the Kill Bill movies and she was not able to take GoGo down easily at all.

Hitgirl on the other hand, though skilled, kills a bunch of gang bangers and a hooker with a glaive and later gets her ass kicked by a simple karate black belt. This is not to say he wasn't skilled but a world class assassin he is not.

If Hitgirl had some guns this would be a completely different story but in the world of martial arts and combat with melee range weapons she is sorely outmatched.

Poor kid gets smashed to a pulp and the resulting paste is scraped into her lunchbox.

well said

Originally posted by mixednuts
I see GoGo winning this. GoGo gave The Bride a run for her money. Hell, she would have killed her if not for the table leg. The Bride is (and correct me if I'm wrong here) considered to be one the deadliest assassins in the world in the Kill Bill movies and she was not able to take GoGo down easily at all.

Hitgirl on the other hand, though skilled, kills a bunch of gang bangers and a hooker with a glaive and later gets her ass kicked by a simple karate black belt. This is not to say he wasn't skilled but a world class assassin he is not.

If Hitgirl had some guns this would be a completely different story but in the world of martial arts and combat with melee range weapons she is sorely outmatched.

Poor kid gets smashed to a pulp and the resulting paste is scraped into her lunchbox.

That'll do, pig. That'll do.

Originally posted by Robtard
Ah, another logical debater who uses film feats and not fangirlism added to the MVF. Good, good.

GG swings that big ass ball, HG flips out of the way, lands in front of GG, and guts her.

Faster and more agility, that's what wins here.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Ah, another Robtard post ignoring that HG is way faster, will dodge any and all attack GG throws at her, and skewer her.

GG swings that big ass ball, HG flips out of the way, lands in front of GG, and guts her.

Faster and more agility, that's what wins here.

Ignoring? Not sure how I ignored your posts when we had several exchanges in the thread. Odd.

Sure she is and sure she will, RJ. She'll also look adorable in her little skirt and her foul mouth makes her so charmingly precocious. If only she could cast patronus, just be perfect.

BTW, why did you respond to my comment on someone else instead of the new cat who just stomped your argument (yet again).

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Ah, another Robtard post ignoring that HG is way faster, will dodge any and all attack GG throws at her, and skewer her.

GG swings that big ass ball, HG flips out of the way, lands in front of GG, and guts her.

Faster and more agility, that's what wins here.

There are a few problems here.

Hitgirl may have a slight advantage in speed and agility but the fact remains that despite her speed and agility she still got roflstomped by a middle age, run of the mill black belt. Admittedly I only saw Kick-Ass once (didn't think it was that good to be honest) but this near superhuman speed and agility still didn't save her from the thrashing she received by a slower, less agile opponent who was stronger and maybe better trained.

Secondly, you're assuming that just because she might be able to flip out out of the way of the ball means that GoGo is now completely defenseless. GoGo can still use the chain itself to block and tangle up the glaive and just because she misses once with the ball doesn't render it completely useless afterward. She can always yank it back to her to resume her attack.

We can discuss theoretical dodges, backflips, and cartwheels all you want but the fact remains that Hitgirl decimates common thugs, but once engaged on equal footing with a person who has had more than 6 months of training in Master Wong's Online defense classes she gets her ass handed to her.

This is the way I see it:

Being that I completely forgot about the loose table leg, which ended the fight, I think we can safely assume that had not the table leg been there that Mamba would be 100% dead.

That said, Mamba is the self described "deadliest woman in the world". I think we can all agree that Mamba would absolutely skewer HG. After all, Mamba killed all of the Crazy 88's single handedly.

I say that if GoGo can nearly kill Mamba, then HG has no chance.

Originally posted by Robtard
Ignoring? Not sure how I ignored your posts when we had several exchanges in the thread. Odd.

Sure she is and sure she will, RJ. She'll also look adorable in her little skirt and her foul mouth makes her so charmingly precocious. If only she could cast patronus, just be perfect.

BTW, why did you respond to my comment on someone else instead of the new cat who just stomped your argument (yet again).

This:

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
Hitgirl is a jack rabbit, the Bride just stood in front of Gogo and waited for her to attack. Hitgirl is so small and fast she would get inside Gogo's guard easily and take her out. No way in hell she gets wrapped up in the chain.

Fact #1.

First time GoGo swings that mace, HG is gonna sever the chain, lop off the ball, and leave GoGo unarmed.

Fact #2.

Originally posted by mixednuts
I see GoGo winning this. GoGo gave The Bride a run for her money. Hell, she would have killed her if not for the table leg. The Bride is (and correct me if I'm wrong here) considered to be one the deadliest assassins in the world in the Kill Bill movies and she was not able to take GoGo down easily at all.

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
Hitgirl is a jack rabbit, the Bride just stood in front of Gogo and waited for her to attack. Hitgirl is so small and fast she would get inside Gogo's guard easily and take her out. No way in hell she gets wrapped up in the chain.

Hitgirl on the other hand, though skilled, kills a bunch of gang bangers and a hooker with a glaive and later gets her ass kicked by a simple karate black belt. This is not to say he wasn't skilled but a world class assassin he is not.

If Hitgirl had some guns this would be a completely different story but in the world of martial arts and combat with melee range weapons she is sorely outmatched.

Poor kid gets smashed to a pulp and the resulting paste is scraped into her lunchbox.