Hit Girl versus GoGo Yubari

Started by Robtard8 pages

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi

First time GoGo swings that mace, HG is gonna sever the chain, lop off the ball, and leave GoGo unarmed.

So Hit-Girl can cut steel chain now? Feat check.

Originally posted by Robtard
So Hit-Girl can cut steel chain now? Feat check.
Depends on the quality of her blade. You think HG is gonna use subpar weaponry? Think again. Mamba, with a Hanzo sword, could have cut that chain like butter.

Cut the chain or no, she's way too fast for GoGo. You know this.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Depends on the quality of her blade. You think HG is gonna use subpar weaponry? Think again. Mamba, with a Hanzo sword, could have cut that chain like butter.

Cut the chain or no, she's way too fast for GoGo. You know this.

She has the blade she had in the film, so it doesn't matter what quality you or I think it is. Did she cut steel with it? Does she likely have the strength to cut steel chain in her 70lbs frame and spaghetti arms?

Na, she takes one to the head or ends up getting chocked to death by chain.

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Originally posted by Robtard
She has the blade she had in the film, so it doesn't matter what quality you or I think it is. Did she cut steel with it? Does she likely have the strength to cut steel chain in her 70lbs frame and spaghetti arms?

Na, she takes one to the head or ends up getting chocked to death by chain.

lulz, dude, she DODGED BULLETS, three times. Dodging a big slow moving mace is a walk in the park for her.

Bullet speed>>>>>>Mace speed.

/thread.

You're just mad because your chain cutting parry failed. Screen feats only. HG cut no chains.

You're also greatly underestimating the agility of the chain that is connected to the big mace ball.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
lulz, dude, she DODGED BULLETS, three times. Dodging a big slow moving mace is a walk in the park for her.

Bullet speed>>>>>>Mace speed.

/thread.

Pretty sure the "bullet dodging" was her slighty cocking(teehee) her head to the side. Do you have something that proves this to be wrong? I'm all ears.

Cos here, a slight head-cock(teehee) will only mean she might miss the ball while it's coming at her but then it ends up coming around and cracking the back of her precious little skull open, or possibly wraping around her neck. Gogo had excellent control of that thing.

/thread X 2 <--- that's higher than yours.

Originally posted by Impediment
You're just mad because your chain cutting parry failed. Screen feats only. HG cut no chains.

You're also greatly underestimating the agility of the chain that is connected to the big mace ball.

**** the chain, dude. HG is way faster and far more agile. GoGo aint touching her. Bullet dodging, dude.

Mad? 😆 I got screen feats backing up my argument, whachoo got?

we got video of HG getting demolishing by a old karate guy with a receding hairline 😆

And now we have a vid of Mamba getting pwned by a hillbilly with a boomstick. FF to 1:55

YouTube video

HG dodges bullets. Mamba, well......yeah....

Couple things, bro.

-Budd was a top assassin

-That was a shotgun, kinda harder to dodge, aye

haermm She walked right into it, bro.

no she opened the door to it

And walked right into it.

so you basically saying HG would have dodged that shotgun blast that close?

No, HG would have chose a better ambush.

chose a better ambush?

the ambush was solid the guy just knew where she was there
thus the part where he was sitting in a chair aiming at the door 🙂

The ambush was shit.

HG couldn't do much better lol

anyways this is HG vs GoGo
and GoGo wins

No, she doesn't. She can't beat an opponent who can dodge bullets. HG is faster and more agile.

Keep ignoring that.