Groundhog Day: Wooing edition.

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Bruce has a thing for Diana in canon, and Thor's got some romance in him too.

Originally posted by Q99
Bruce has a thing for Diana in canon, and Thor's got some romance in him too.

True dat about Bruce. But IMO, he's more anal about doing his duty than he is about "doing his duty"? 😮

Can't believe that people vote against Hercules, a dude who already ****ed TRAINS of amazone in the past. The dude seduced legions of women, men, mutants, gods, space beings, etc. He's a pro, and Diana will fall, like every others, to the manhood of the Incredible Hercules! 🤘 🤘

Originally posted by D_Dude1210
True dat about Bruce. But IMO, he's more anal about doing his duty than he is about "doing his duty"? 😮

In a groundhog's day scenario? He wouldn't not fight crime, but he would give it a try before long.

Originally posted by Bouboumaster
Can't believe that people vote against Hercules, a dude who already ****ed TRAINS of amazone in the past. The dude seduced legions of women, men, mutants, gods, space beings, etc. He's a pro, and Diana will fall, like every others, to the manhood of the Incredible Hercules! 🤘 🤘

It doesn't work that way. Herc works by advertising himself as a super-awesome manslut. Diana doesn't *want* a super-awesome manslut, and he can ask a thousand times and the results'd be the same (and also, if he knows someone's not at all interested, he doesn't bug them about it).

I'm with Jake, the idea of Herc winning is kinda silly.

Originally posted by Q99
In a groundhog's day scenario? He wouldn't not fight crime, but he would give it a try before long.

It doesn't work that way. Herc works by advertising himself as a super-awesome manslut. Diana doesn't *want* a super-awesome manslut, and he can ask a thousand times and the results'd be the same (and also, if he knows someone's not at all interested, he doesn't bug them about it).

I'm with Jake, the idea of Herc winning is kinda silly.

You might find it silly, but it doesn't change the fact that he wins.

Originally posted by Bouboumaster
You might find it silly, but it doesn't change the fact that he wins.
👆

lol I really don't see him winning here. Nothing about Diana suggests she'd go for Herc based on her history and personality as dictated by the OP and how she was portrayed thusly by Perez.

Originally posted by JakeTheBank
lol I really don't see him winning here. Nothing about Diana suggests she'd go for Herc based on her history and personality as dictated by the OP and how she was portrayed thusly by Perez.
Is she a woman?

Originally posted by Mindset
Is she a woman?

Funny as is to joke about it, and I like Hercules and all, I just don't see it happening based on Diana's personality and character early on in her career. If it was pretty much any other woman in comics in any other scenario, I'd give him better odds, but Herc's very nature kinda screws him over here and keeps him from screwing Diana. lol

Originally posted by Bouboumaster
You might find it silly, but it doesn't change the fact that he wins.

Looks like someone needs a lesson in love 🙂

A rookie at the pickup game thinks, "Wow, that person's been with a lot of sexual partners! They must be able to pick up anyone!" Then they try copying that style, wonder why it doesn't work with the person they're interested in, get depressed and give up. When what really happens is it's more, "I want to have lots of sexual partners!", they go after one person, get turned down, shrug, and simply ask someone else they like with the same confidence! Then repeat until it works.

Herc gets turned down all the time. Plenty of people aren't interested in him. He just ends up with a lot anyway because he shrugs it and goes after someone else. That's part of why he's gotten so good!

Since he's Herc, and since he's proud of being Herc and has been Herc for a couple thousand years now, he's not going to get desperate and try and change himself after just a few time loops. That is not how he rolls and not how he's been so successful in love throughout the years. It'd go utterly against what made him attractive to so many.

Sure, he may try every wooing trick in *his* playbook, but he's not going to change his playbook, and it's simply not going to work because it's all about his partner being interested in him for who he is and Diana's the type who'd look at that and say, "Sorry, you're a good drinking friend, but not what I'm looking for in love."

Unless you can see Herc changing a lot in the loops, which being an immortal, and, well, Herc, I don't, he's just going to get used to that particularly no (as he is with many others) and focus his attentions elsewhere where he'll get plenty of "Yes".

Originally posted by Q99
Looks like someone needs a lesson in love 🙂

A rookie at the pickup game thinks, "Wow, that person's been with a lot of sexual partners! They must be able to pick up anyone!" Then they try copying that style, wonder why it doesn't work with the person they're interested in, get depressed and give up. When what really happens is it's more, "I want to have lots of sexual partners!", they go after one person, get turned down, shrug, and simply ask someone else they like with the same confidence! Then repeat until it works.

Herc gets turned down all the time. Plenty of people aren't interested in him. He just ends up with a lot anyway because he shrugs it and goes after someone else. That's part of why he's gotten so good!

Since he's Herc, and since he's proud of being Herc and has been Herc for a couple thousand years now, he's not going to get desperate and try and change himself after just a few time loops. That is not how he rolls and not how he's been so successful in love throughout the years. It'd go utterly against what made him attractive to so many.

Sure, he may try every wooing trick in *his* playbook, but he's not going to change his playbook, and it's simply not going to work because it's all about his partner being interested in him for who he is and Diana's the type who'd look at that and say, "Sorry, you're a good drinking friend, but not what I'm looking for in love."

Unless you can see Herc changing a lot in the loops, which being an immortal, and, well, Herc, I don't, he's just going to get used to that particularly no (as he is with many others) and focus his attentions elsewhere where he'll get plenty of "Yes".

Look at this scan:
http://img231.imageshack.us/f/herc009vn5.jpg/

This is Herc telling Namor that he ****ed Hippolyta, queen of the amazons. He already has experience with them.

In here:
http://e.imagehost.org/view/0423/Incredible_Hercules_124_013
Herc is like, totally romantic! He can be it!

Here, Herc prove that he's an absolute honorable man, after his fight with Thor. Also, he prove that he's a pimp.
http://img63.imageshack.us/f/thorbloodoath408jm6.jpg/

Let be honest here personality or not Herc just gets with the Women he wants. It's like a one of his powers.

Women just end up getting with him regardless of their past and attitude toward such things.

It just happens. It's like Batman with prep. It doesn't matter how outclassed he is he has a chance for some reason.

Originally posted by Bouboumaster
Look at this scan:
http://img231.imageshack.us/f/herc009vn5.jpg/

This is Herc telling Namor that he ****ed Hippolyta, queen of the amazons. He already has experience with them.

In here:
http://e.imagehost.org/view/0423/Incredible_Hercules_124_013
Herc is like, totally romantic! He can be it!

Here, Herc prove that he's an absolute honorable man, after his fight with Thor. Also, he prove that he's a pimp.
http://img63.imageshack.us/f/thorbloodoath408jm6.jpg/

*sigh* none of what you posted proved anything.

Wonder Woman has been taught all her life to think that she doesn't want men like Hercules - but when she meets him it's a different story...

Stark wins this. He taps into his funds and makes the town great while making himself out to be the pillar of society. Plus his charm.

Truth is WW is diffenitely gonna use the rope before shag.
And any man can take this......saying in truth their situation. But Tony would take the slight lead with charm.

Hercules was banging amazones thousands of years before WW was even born.

Originally posted by Bouboumaster
Hercules was banging amazones thousands of years before WW was even born.

Was that in DCU? What wdo you know about the Amazonians he banged?

they hate men?

Originally posted by Lord_Talron
they hate men?

The Amazonians in the MU hate men? Well if thats true where did you get that info from? Hell I don't even think that WW hates men she just knows that men can be basterds and is weary of them.

do you mean weary or wary?