Groundhog Day: Wooing edition.

Wary sorry.

Marvel Amazons =/= DC Amazons.

Hercules seduced a Hippolyta that wasn't Diana's Hippolyta, the one who was actually sexually assaulted by a guy named Hercules. That coupled with what Diana has been told about men and Man's World means that Hercules is just not going to win this. The comics clearly dictate what kinda guy Diana is into, especially very early on. And it's not Hercules or Tony Stark.

Originally posted by JakeTheBank
Marvel Amazons =/= DC Amazons.

Hercules seduced a Hippolyta that wasn't Diana's Hippolyta, the one who was actually sexually assaulted by a guy named Hercules. That coupled with what Diana has been told about men and Man's World means that Hercules is just not going to win this. The comics clearly dictate what kinda guy Diana is into, especially very early on. And it's not Hercules or Tony Stark.

It's because she never met Hercules. He wins.

Originally posted by Bouboumaster
It's because she never met Hercules. He wins.

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Based on scans that having nothing to with Diana or a woman with her experience or personality or anything remotely close to it? Namora? Marvel's Hippolyta? Random goddesses?

Originally posted by JakeTheBank
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Based on scans that having nothing to with Diana or a woman with her experience or personality or anything remotely close to it? Namora? Marvel's Hippolyta? Random goddesses?

Based on the masses of people he boned.

Who gets to figure it out first? Batman.
Who gets to consummate first? Batman.

Originally posted by Bouboumaster
Based on the masses of people he boned.

Which is relevant...how? You can screw a lot of people; doesn't mean you can screw anyone if you've screwed x amount of people.

And said masses =/= Diana.

Not to mention Hercules would have to somehow deduce the only way to get back to normal would be to sleep with Diana in the first place, to say nothing of actually realizing that. Tony's got a better shot of figuring that part out, hell.

Damn, I was hoping this was the Wookie edition.

Hercules wins due to his sexperience. He will adjust to this chixx, and win her heart. She'll be like: "Do you want to marry me?" And he'll be like: "Yeah, right... Oh, gotta go! T'chow!"

batman

Originally posted by JakeTheBank
Marvel Amazons =/= DC Amazons.

Hercules seduced a Hippolyta that wasn't Diana's Hippolyta, the one who was actually sexually assaulted by a guy named Hercules. That coupled with what Diana has been told about men and Man's World means that Hercules is just not going to win this. The comics clearly dictate what kinda guy Diana is into, especially very early on. And it's not Hercules or Tony Stark.

What I'm trying to say but too lazy. Diana is into guys like Cap and Superman. Batman as well I guess.

Originally posted by Deadline
What I'm trying to say but too lazy. Diana is into guys like Cap and Superman. Batman as well I guess.

Just wait until she see the power of the Incredible Hercules!

I give it to Batman not necessarily because he's the most logical match for Diana, Cap probably is, but because of all of them he would be the best at quickly adapting to the situation and learning all the ways to get Diana into liking him and doing the mommy-daddy dance with him.