who can survive the beating zeus gave to hulk

Started by Zack Fair7 pages

Zeus pimp smashed hulk around, and its not even a low showing if you ask me. We're talking about a skyfather being taking his glooves off and putting Hulk in his place.

I think the only 1 who can stand up after that beating would be Lobo, and that is because he has that "toon" thing he has going for him. Superman will not get as ****** as Hulk but he is going to get knocked out IMHO. Charged with magic or not that shit was brutal. Granted Supes could dodge all the barrage with his super speed, but the thread made it clear its just them getting punched to hell and back and I don't see neither Surfer nor Supes standing up after that.

People need to realize that Hulk got his shit kicked in. And he should have: he was fighting a legit Skyfather.

can a mod add captain marvel

5 pages later.....****ing fail.

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Supes is really good at taking punches. He'll do better than Hulk, but he's not going to be in fighting shape if he has to tank Zeus whaling on him. On the other hand.....Hulk is alot weaker than Superman. Are we talking the same level of strength as what Hulk got hit by, or Zeus being as pissed at them as he was at Hulk? Because if it's the latter, that's going to kill most of the people on this list.

If the former, that's another story. Especially considering the people who exceed Hulk in durability.

No one on that list besides lobo can take a punch better than Hulk.

Originally posted by Colossus-Big C
what happens to each person after taking the same beating hulk did

1. colossus
2. namor
3. she hulk
4. silver surfer
5. gladiator
6. solomon grundy
7. lobo
8. superman

Superman, Lobo etc.

zeus is a sky father, if he wants you to be infermed he will make it so.

1-3
Colossus, Namor and She Hulk would be dead-no doubt about it.
As for the rest
Grundy- I dont know
Gladiator-alive but worse than Hulk
Superman-beat up, but in better shape than Hulk
Silver surfer-Beat up but ok
Lobo-don't know but from what those who know about him say, he laughs it off

tyrant beat around the same number of blokes simultaneously into unconsciousness, including surfer and gladiator.

not sure how he stacks up to sky-fathers, but then again it'd be one on one

Re: who can survive the beating zeus gave to hulk

Originally posted by Colossus-Big C
what happens to each person after taking the same beating hulk did

1. colossus
2. namor
3. she hulk
4. silver surfer
5. gladiator
6. solomon grundy
7. lobo
8. superman

1 to 3 die.

4, 5, and 8 survive but in roughly somewhat worse shape than Hulk due to the lack of healing factor (though more durable in the sense of less likely to have their skin broken i dont really see these guys as being much different in their ability to withstand massive blunt force trauma).

Lobo might do better than Hulk as Hulk has to be quite up there angerwise to have comparable healing, though its also very possible Zeus's punches shutdown his healing in a similar way as they have Hulk's.

Originally posted by iceman24567
That would be assuming to much you would assume by "hit" he meant singular which means the bolt not the punches but I dont think thats what he meant I think he meant Zeus beat the tar out of him "hit" not actually meaning singular either way I dont think Zeus purposely accidentily haxed his healing factor 😐

Theres nothing totally unambiguous but its hinted that something about Zeus's godly nature was responsible for shutting down Hulks healing factor and his dynamic strength. It certainly seems suspicious that its two issues later and Hulk is still badly f%^&ed up when in the past he has healed from much worse physical abuse than was dished up to him in 622 without any lasting effects (even just a couple of issues before). So while there hasnt been a definitive statement (yet) to say that Hulks powers have gone to shit due to some intentional/unintentional consequence of Zeus' magical powers theres plenty of reason to think that they did.

Originally posted by Fifthchild
Theres nothing totally unambiguous but its hinted that something about Zeus's godly nature was responsible for shutting down Hulks healing factor and his dynamic strength. It certainly seems suspicious that its two issues later and Hulk is still badly f%^&ed up when in the past he has healed from much worse physical abuse than was dished up to him in 622 without any lasting effects (even just a couple of issues before). So while there hasnt been a definitive statement (yet) to say that Hulks powers have gone to shit due to some intentional/unintentional consequence of Zeus' magical powers theres plenty of reason to think that they did.
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Originally posted by Fifthchild
Theres nothing totally unambiguous but its hinted that something about Zeus's godly nature was responsible for shutting down Hulks healing factor and his dynamic strength. It certainly seems suspicious that its two issues later and Hulk is still badly f%^&ed up when in the past he has healed from much worse physical abuse than was dished up to him in 622 without any lasting effects (even just a couple of issues before). So while there hasnt been a definitive statement (yet) to say that Hulks powers have gone to shit due to some intentional/unintentional consequence of Zeus' magical powers theres plenty of reason to think that they did.

Good post.

Originally posted by psycho gundam
tyrant beat around the same number of blokes simultaneously into unconsciousness, including surfer and gladiator.

not sure how he stacks up to sky-fathers, but then again it'd be one on one

And let's also not forget that V&V Despero along with Titus one shotted peeps on this list and they are no where close to Zeus physically.

Originally posted by Fifthchild
Theres nothing totally unambiguous but its hinted that something about Zeus's godly nature was responsible for shutting down Hulks healing factor and his dynamic strength. It certainly seems suspicious that its two issues later and Hulk is still badly f%^&ed up when in the past he has healed from much worse physical abuse than was dished up to him in 622 without any lasting effects (even just a couple of issues before). So while there hasnt been a definitive statement (yet) to say that Hulks powers have gone to shit due to some intentional/unintentional consequence of Zeus' magical powers theres plenty of reason to think that they did.

One word. Prometheus. There is no indication that Zeus did a thing to Hulk during their fight. Now post-fight, I believe he may have nerfed the HF to make the Prometheus punishment stick.

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
One word. Prometheus. There is no indication that Zeus did a thing to Hulk during their fight. Now post-fight, I believe he may have nerfed the HF to make the Prometheus punishment stick.

What about the initial blast that dropped Hulk in the beginning.

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
One word. Prometheus. There is no indication that Zeus did a thing to Hulk during their fight. Now post-fight, I believe he may have nerfed the HF to make the Prometheus punishment stick.

The explanation given by Hepaestus as to why the healing factor and dynamic strength werent working post fight was that Hulk had been "hit by Zeus".

Originally posted by Fifthchild
The explanation given by Hepaestus as to why the healing factor and dynamic strength werent working post fight was that Hulk had been "hit by Zeus".
That supports the healing factor being taxed by Zeus's punches. Which isn't a low showing. Though, the wounds only healing enough to feed the vultures says it may have been a curse post-fight, especially if he's STILL not healed.

Barring a revelation that Zeus did indeed impinge his healing, it looks like Zeus just burned out Hulk's healing factor by overtaxing it, temporarily at least.