Hulk vs TOAA

Started by MrMind3 pages

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Hulk is even stronger than Chuck Norris

I am 😆 at people who think Hulk wins

Originally posted by comicdude
I am 😆 at people who think Hulk wins

you do know we are joking right?

Originally posted by MrMind
you do know we are joking right?

Yes.

Originally posted by ringtones
hulk has infinity strength so if he gets mad enough he can overpower TOAA

😆

Originally posted by MrMind
hulk wins if he has prep 😆

😂

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Hulk obviously wins.

I dare someone to prove me wrong sneer

😛

Why isn't this closed for spite?

I mean what can TOOA do here?

TOAA should change his name to TOAAEFHACN

The One Above All Except For Hulk And Chuck Norris!

hulk should wear a cape and have the letter H on his chest

TOAA turns Hulk into Rosie O'Donnell's toilet seat.

Nice one Hulk, nice one.

Originally posted by SamZED
TOAA turns Hulk into Rosie O'Donnell's toilet seat.

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What no one saw is off panel, Zeus got really worried and told Hera to alert all the abstracts "Hulk is mad and he is coming for all of you/us"

Zeus will soon aproach Hulk and say "thank you mister Banner for lettng me win"

Trust me on this -HULK IS THE STRONGETS ONE THERE IS!!

Originally posted by ringtones
hulk should wear a cape and have the letter H on his chest

He might as well have a surfboard too. King Hulk. It wasn't Thanos who we saw in the infinity gauntlet it was Hulk in disguise using his own natural ability (he didn't need the infinity gauntlet)

TOAA orders Hulk to go f#%& himself...and he does. 😈

Originally posted by roughrider
TOAA orders Hulk to go f#%& himself...and he does. 😈

Preacher style! 😮‍💨

Here is the next storyline for Hulk

Hulk head over to Avengers HQ to talk to Iron Man
Hulk? What are you doing here? Not looking for a fight I hope
Hulk not fight, Hulk friend. Hulk ask help
Help? What kinda help?
Hulk need help from magic man.
who, strange?
Yes. Strange magic man
Dr Strange arrives.
You hulk friend? help get 3 head man come here. Hulk want fight.
3 head man?
big and strong and 3 head, one head ugly so have hood
you want to fight living tribunal hulk?
yes. hulk fight, hulk strongest one there is
as living tribunal appears, hulk jumps up towards LTs head but LT stops hulk midair
foolish creature, think you can take on the might of the Living Tribunal? I rule over all the universes and i am omnipotent
hulk gets angry, uses thunderclap to escape, jumps up and takes down all 3 heads of LT
Hulk SMASH head Hulk SMASH head Hulk SMASH ugly head
Hulk win, hulk strongest one there is
After defeating LT Thanos turns up with HOU and IG
You not hulk. Hulk green not blue. Hulk will fight
I can absorb you and the entire universe and....
no Hulk can heal, blue hulk wear pretty stones like girl
hulk charges thanos but thanos quickly teleports and then absorbs universe
hulk friends gone? hulk mad Hulk SMASH Hulk SMASH
Thanos defeated now Hulk finds himself in complete darkness, in distance is a door with light underneath. Hulk goes through door and sees Deadpool playing Marvel vs Capcom 3.
Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang Bang
Crazy red man, Hulk friend? Hulk need help
hey buddy sure thing what you need?
hulk want find invisible man, hulk hear he strong but never fight. hulk think he scared of hulk
deadpool pauses the game, thinks for a moment oh you mean stan lee? the creator of all of us eh? you wanna go see him
yes hulk want fight, hulk strongest one there is
well, you see that button over there, that will transport you through the fourth wall and into the real world....
wall? hulk smash wall, hulk strongest o....
erm not that kinda wall dude
so anyway go press it and you will appear in the office of a place called marvel, thats where stan hangs
crazy red man hulk friend
oh and if you bump into a guy named grimnir, tell him to stop hitting the wrong button he sucks
hulk then starts to fade out of existence and reemerges from the pages of a comic book in the real world
he is at marvel hq, he sees a door with stan lee name on, he enters and meets toaa stan lee
you strongest one there is? hulk fight
stan looks at hulk, no hulk you are strongest one there is, always have been
but hulk lose to big beard man, hulk hurt
that was because of a guy working here called pak
pak? pak is strong? hulk fight pak
stan shows hulk pak's office and hand on shoulder says
i think you can take him hulk, he is the reason you lost to ze..erm big beard man
hulk mad, hulk fight, hulk smash
hulk enters pak's office and charges pak
Hulk SMASH, HULK SMASH HULK BASH Hulk SMASH
HULK STRONGEST ONE THERE IS!!!
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I can imagine Pak writing a Hulk vs TOAA comic and hyping it for endless months, where the Hulk suddenly becomes a multiversal threat (like the Chaos King did, or Supergod Hercules) for no apparent reason, and yet for some reason needs help from Sersi, the Silver Surfer and Thor to fight TOAA.

Just no..........no.

A nerdy genius' sheer subconscious rage and anger brought out into the flesh via Gamma Radiation cannot defeat TOOA.