Pick your KMC Zombie survival team

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
Dunno what you're talking about. The city is going to be deserted. Whenever there's any disaster everyone always has the same thought: Get out of the city. You're going to have roving bands and caravans of people wandering through the country trying to get somewhere. The city is going to only be filled with people who either don't have the means to travel or think its safer in the city. As you yourself said, that type of thinking is not very popular.

What's stopping someone from sniping you from 100 yards away?

Also means someone with a hunting rifle can see you from farther away. You keep mentioning zombies; I don't think you appreciate how non-threatening a zombie really is, compared to another human being.

Most people are not going to have your survival skills.

In normal times like this, yeah. In a zombie apocalypse, every individual who thought it'd be a good idea to get out of the city, which will be most people (again, by your own admittance there) will be out wandering the country side. And they'll see your smoke, or your light, or they'll hear your gun shot or smell the cooking deer, from miles away. And they'll come looking for you.

There is not a single building you'll find out in the middle of nowhere, besides maybe a prison, that you can fortify as well as I can fortify a 36 story sky scraper.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
[B]The city is going to be filled with hordes of zombies, far more than the countryside.

Unless zombies magically sprout from nothingness, that isn't true. Zombies spread from biting people. Since the city will be practically deserted, there will be very few zombies.

So zombies are snipers now?

Are we pretending that there are only zombies in this scenario?

People will opt to scavenge towns and stores for supplies, dude. This is a much more feasible option than taking mine.

Tough luck getting to a city that you drove 6 hours away from, only to run out of gas.

Bitches.

Hungry, cold bitches who will try to take your heat and food.

No, they won't. There are far easier ways to obtain supplies than jacking me.

To someone with a car, maybe. Not someone who's half crazy with hunger and stranded out in the middle of the wilderness, which is going to be filled with all those city-dwellers who thought it'd be safer out in the middle of the nowhere.

Did I say nowhere?

Okay, okay. A city with 30 story buildings in it, could be fortified as well as my city and its buildings.

EDIT- I feel kind of bad for derailing this thread. I chasitize you and DDM for being gay like that all the time.

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
Unless zombies magically sprout from nothingness, that isn't true. Zombies spread from biting people. Since the city will be practically deserted, there will be very few zombies.

Are we pretending that there are only zombies in this scenario?

Tough luck getting to a city that you drove 6 hours away from, only to run out of gas.

Hungry, cold bitches who will try to take your heat and food.

To someone with a car, maybe. Not someone who's half crazy with hunger and stranded out in the middle of the wilderness, which is going to be filled with all those city-dwellers who thought it'd be safer out in the middle of the nowhere.

Okay, okay. A city with 30 story buildings in it, could be fortified as well as my city and its buildings.

EDIT- I feel kind of bad for derailing this thread. I chasitize you and DDM for being gay like that all the time.

How about we just agree to disagree with this. I don't want to throw the thread off-topic any more than I already have, and, I don't think this discussion is going to go anywhere. I grew up in the downtown area of a major city, I'm assuming you didn't. We're both too used to the areas in which we have become accustomed to admit anything either way, I think.

I grew up in a suburban area, I'm white after all. I've lived downtown for years now. I'm used to both areas.

Farms are where it's at, yo.

The lady speaks truth.

Originally posted by Barker
Bro: Damiano
Second bro: taft
Friend that turns on you and tries to throw you into the zombie horde: Roland
Human shield: kmcdude
Hot chick: silvertears

Hahaha, Roland.

Haha I've never seen this made before... pretty cool! Thanks to everyone who chose me to be on their team! @ KC I technically outrank you (military wise), but since it's your team, yeah I'd take orders. I was an E-6 by the time I left. Obviously I have medical training as all military people do. I also have extended survival tactics since I was a ranger. I prefer the M4-A1 rather than the M16.

I'll post my team later after I think about it.

Originally posted by Impediment
Apparently, KC believed me to be a Gulf War vet, which would put me in your age bracket. Not that your age, in my opinion, would or could affect marksmanship.

@Kaibs

Marines dont take orders from Army unless president or commandant say so and even than that is unlikely sneer

aside from that we have the rank sliding scale when it comes to you boys, it usually drops two grades. excellent

only one i would listen to on my team when it comes to taking orders would be Sin I Am..

you got that "Sgt"? hooah, it's what we refer to all army Sgt with Sgt in their rank uggh

Originally posted by King Castle
just your ability to run and evade.

@Kaibs

Marines dont take orders from Army unless president or commandant say so and even than that is unlikely sneer

aside from that we have the rank sliding scale when it comes to you boys, it usually drops two grades. excellent

only one i would listen to on my team when it comes to taking orders would be Sin I Am..

you got that "Sgt"? hooah, it's what we refer to all army Sgt with Sgt in their rank uggh

You're severely mistaken if you think I was an ordinary 11b. I wouldn't expect a marine to take orders from the army and vice versa. Imp can tell you about airborne training, and I'm not sure if he did rangers or not.

i served alongside an army ranger and we werent impressed in the least bit. not, that there is anything wrong.

it's just what he considered specialized training was simply our standard training and survival stuff we teach to lower ranks plus we all had him beat on swim qual 😇

none of us did jumping school except for one of our female marines in the rear so we cant say anything about that..

but there is a reason why:

"I can never again see a UNITED STATES MARINE without experiencing a feeling of reverence." GEN. JOHNSON, U.S. ARMY

"Uncommon valor was a common virtue."
Fleet Admiral Chester W. Nimitz

“If I had one more division like this First Marine Division I could win this war.”
General of the Armies Douglas McArthur in Korea,

"The deadliest weapon in the world is a MARINE and his rifle!"
GEN. PERSHING, US.ARMY

"The more Marines I have around, the better I like it."
General Clark, U.S. Army

"I have just returned from visiting the MARINES at the front, and there is not a finer fighting organization in the world!"
GEN DOUGLAS MACARTHUR, US.ARMY

"The safest place in Korea was right behind a platoon of MARINES. LORD, how they could fight!"
MAJGEN FRANK LOWE, US.ARMY

Roger that George, and even an Army guy like me has to admit that it is always best to have a Devil Dog unit on your flank in combat because that's one flank you don't have to worry about. Here's a true story: In 2003 when the Marines and the Army 3d Infantry Division had taken down Baghdad and had truck convoys scattered all the way into Kuwait, I was a plans officer at USCENTCOM when our intelligence intercepted an order from the Iraqi insurgency commander. It was a field order to all the insurgent unit commanders and it went something like this:

"Resistance Commanders, When attacking supply and truck units you must be aware that there are two different American "armies":

1. The US Army which wears tan desert uniforms like this (photo of a
Soldier wearing the old desert uniform); and.

2. The US Marine Corps which wears a different uniform like this (photo of a Marine wearing the newly issued USMC digital uniform).

When planning your attacks on supply lines and truck convoys ensure that you do NOT attack a US Marine unit. If you do, these supply-unit Marines will immediately act like Army infantry and they will attack you and hunt every one of your men down and kill them. The US Army truck and supply units will not pursue you. Attack them instead."

As deeply embarrassing as that was to the entire US Army, it was a long time coming. As an Infantryman, I know that in the past 25 years we trained the hell out of our active duty combat units but we let the rest
of the force waste away. The Army has a long ways to go, but we have rectified some of these problems in the past four years. It's just sad that we had to let the enemy tell us how screwed up we were.

VR,

John A. Keenan
Colonel, USMC (Ret)

plus my own quote from an airmen E-5

walking in the middle of the desert from a landings site near our base. i was acting as base security/guardian angel.. rifle, radio and side arm.. hey, Reggie where is your rifle arent you issued one?
oh, i only got a side arm in my pack, i didnt feel a need for a rifle since i got you muscles and i'm surrounded by marines, i'm as safe as can be and i know you'll die to keep me that way... (Angry stare) hmmm..
😄

by the way i am just teasing you, i respect all my fellow soldiers with guts and spirit.

Originally posted by King Castle
just your ability to run and evade.

Mexican, please, I've got at least 6 years on Imp and I could out-run and evade most of you younger ****s easy, it's a matter of power-to-weight ratio and overall fitness. Check and check.

Plus when it comes to quick-thinking, I'm like Macgyer, I've fixed shit with limited resources on the fly.

Originally posted by Robtard
Mexican, please, I've got at least 6 years on Imp and I could out-run and evade most of you younger ****s easy, it's a matter of power-to-weight ratio and overall fitness. Check and check.

Plus when it comes to quick-thinking, I'm like Macgyer, I've fixed shit with limited resources on the fly.

I see you more like Magruber.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
And cars and stuff.

I see you more like Magruber.

E.G. Carburetor on the speed-boat with an Olds 455 got clogged up cos some asshat filled the gas-tank with leaves and we were stranded in the middle of the lake as the sun was setting, I got us back to shore with a stick and an empty water bottle. Macgyver.

Na, bro. Sticking celery up the ass is all you.

if this were shaun of the dead this would be my revised list

1. Robtart: you need someone hip with the current entertainment culture so as to reference jokes. he would fit the bill similar to shawn(psych)

2. Blaxican : still need the obnoxious black token guy who gets eaten the 1st few minutes of the rampage due to his urban hysteric.

3. RJ still need the older white guy douche who would betray everyone at the drop of the hat.

4. Abs still need the hot chick for eye candy to keep the audience attention hoping for some kind of nude scene or wardrobe malfunction.

5. Kaibs the young army cat fresh out who is motto and will die idiotically heroically..

by the way all these terms are acceptable to me, Native bro, Yaqui, navajo, apache, nican tlaca, at the very least if you are gonna equate me to that at least type it as you phonetically think it out.. Meaheco and dont Anglicize it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_6LhIxKGvo

Originally posted by King Castle
RJ still need the older white guy douche who would betray everyone at the drop of the hat.

Bingo, he'd totally be Carter Burke.

Originally posted by King Castle
i served alongside an army ranger and we werent impressed in the least bit. not, that there is anything wrong.

it's just what he considered specialized training was simply our standard training and survival stuff we teach to lower ranks plus we all had him beat on swim qual 😇

none of us did jumping school except for one of our female marines in the rear so we cant say anything about that..

but there is a reason why:

"I can never again see a UNITED STATES MARINE without experiencing a feeling of reverence." GEN. JOHNSON, U.S. ARMY

"Uncommon valor was a common virtue."
Fleet Admiral Chester W. Nimitz

“If I had one more division like this First Marine Division I could win this war.”
General of the Armies Douglas McArthur in Korea,

"The deadliest weapon in the world is a MARINE and his rifle!"
GEN. PERSHING, US.ARMY

"The more Marines I have around, the better I like it."
General Clark, U.S. Army

"I have just returned from visiting the MARINES at the front, and there is not a finer fighting organization in the world!"
GEN DOUGLAS MACARTHUR, US.ARMY

"The safest place in Korea was right behind a platoon of MARINES. LORD, how they could fight!"
MAJGEN FRANK LOWE, US.ARMY

Roger that George, and even an Army guy like me has to admit that it is always best to have a Devil Dog unit on your flank in combat because that's one flank you don't have to worry about. Here's a true story: In 2003 when the Marines and the Army 3d Infantry Division had taken down Baghdad and had truck convoys scattered all the way into Kuwait, I was a plans officer at USCENTCOM when our intelligence intercepted an order from the Iraqi insurgency commander. It was a field order to all the insurgent unit commanders and it went something like this:

"Resistance Commanders, When attacking supply and truck units you must be aware that there are two different American "armies":

1. The US Army which wears tan desert uniforms like this (photo of a
Soldier wearing the old desert uniform); and.

2. The US Marine Corps which wears a different uniform like this (photo of a Marine wearing the newly issued USMC digital uniform).

When planning your attacks on supply lines and truck convoys ensure that you do NOT attack a US Marine unit. If you do, these supply-unit Marines will immediately act like Army infantry and they will attack you and hunt every one of your men down and kill them. The US Army truck and supply units will not pursue you. Attack them instead."

As deeply embarrassing as that was to the entire US Army, it was a long time coming. As an Infantryman, I know that in the past 25 years we trained the hell out of our active duty combat units but we let the rest
of the force waste away. The Army has a long ways to go, but we have rectified some of these problems in the past four years. It's just sad that we had to let the enemy tell us how screwed up we were.

VR,

John A. Keenan
Colonel, USMC (Ret)

plus my own quote from an airmen E-5

walking in the middle of the desert from a landings site near our base. i was acting as base security/guardian angel.. rifle, radio and side arm.. hey, Reggie where is your rifle arent you issued one?
oh, i only got a side arm in my pack, i didnt feel a need for a rifle since i got you muscles and i'm surrounded by marines, i'm as safe as can be and i know you'll die to keep me that way... (Angry stare) hmmm..
😄

by the way i am just teasing you, i respect all my fellow soldiers with guts and spirit.

Haha. Man. IDK. In all honestly like everything. If you train hard and actually work youer' going to be impressive you don't then you aren't. that applies to Rangers, Marines, Regular Army, Seals. whatever.

Originally posted by King Castle
if this were shaun of the dead this would be my revised list

1. Robtart: you need someone hip with the current entertainment culture so as to reference jokes. he would fit the bill similar to shawn(psych)

2. Blaxican : still need the obnoxious black token guy who gets eaten the 1st few minutes of the rampage due to his urban hysteric.

3. RJ still need the older white guy douche who would betray everyone at the drop of the hat.

4. Abs still need the hot chick for eye candy to keep the audience attention hoping for some kind of nude scene or wardrobe malfunction.

5. Kaibs the young army cat fresh out who is motto and will die idiotically heroically..

by the way all these terms are acceptable to me, Native bro, Yaqui, navajo, apache, nican tlaca, at the very least if you are gonna equate me to that at least type it as you phonetically think it out.. Meaheco and dont Anglicize it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_6LhIxKGvo

I would defy all rules and live. In every scenario.

LOL @ picking chicks for eye candy. Pick someone who can actually contribute.