Pick your KMC Zombie survival team

Started by Insomniatric7 pages

The only KMC member I would need would be myself (I also don't know anyone on here well enough to pick them).

I have a lot of Muay Thai/Boxing experience (could come in handy). I'm also more than smart enough to survive, or do something like make my own weapons, or figure out how to use weapons. Also my speed/strength/stamina would be a big help too.

I would pick some of you guys, but I don't really know anything about you.

h2h combat with a zombie is fail.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
h2h combat with a zombie is fail.

How do you know! Getting a zombie in a clinch and kneeing might be the way to go.

Originally posted by Robtard
How do you know! Getting a zombie in a clinch and kneeing might be the way to go.
I meant throwing punches. Still, grappling with a zombie, fail. Use a gun. Or a melee weapon. Anyone who allows themselves to get in a position to go h2h with a zombie is an idiot.

Ridley Prime, Rogue Jedi, backfire

I am a medic since I am a nurse and know how to change gauze and wound cleansing LOL And I know where medications are located. mix and match meds to relieve pain. just use a gun to open up them locked med rooms. I can use syringes and tubes to do treatments and such. and if its a zombie that spreads viral infection, i can get antivirals and inject it on your deltoids.

as for my combat skills. All I need is a sword which I have it next to my bed. and I bought a riot shield which is in my trunk of my car. LOL I am an idiot for buying a shield

The riot shield in Red Faction is lulz.

Lol at trying to muaythai a zombie...

dude I fight competitive sport even I know that fighting a mass zombie army with martial art is hella stupid.

Or is it because youre a fanboy of striking style of Martial arts?

either way I lafft when I saw boxing/muaythai vs zombie comment. I am sticking to my sword and shield while injecting pain meds on my team of gun slingers.

Medic (me) decapitate zombies with my sword while I shield bash and push them back 300 spartan style. (and yes i also went to a european martial art school teaching how to fence with sword and shield)
Leader (King Castle -military background, he can teach how to use guns and locate guns, military bases police dept and such)
Others Rogue jedi, abnormalinsane (I forgot how to spell) AC/DC chick Sancty ... these other people can pick up a bat/gun/ and kill them zombies as long as they are taught by KC.

and I chose girls on the team so that we can repopulate after zombie apocalypse. ROFL because i always think ahead. If we survive and kill zombies. next step is repopulate and rebuild human race.

Originally posted by StarCraft2
Lol at trying to muaythai a zombie...

dude I fight competitive sport even I know that fighting a mass zombie army with martial art is hella stupid.

Or is it because youre a fanboy of striking style of Martial arts?

either way I lafft when I saw boxing/muaythai vs zombie comment. I am sticking to my sword and shield while injecting pain meds on my team of gun slingers.

Medic (me) decapitate zombies with my sword while I shield bash and push them back 300 spartan style. (and yes i also went to a european martial art school teaching how to fence with sword and shield)
Leader (King Castle -military background, he can teach how to use guns and locate guns, military bases police dept and such)
Others Rogue jedi, abnormalinsane (I forgot how to spell) AC/DC chick Sancty ... these other people can pick up a bat/gun/ and kill them zombies as long as they are taught by KC.

and I chose girls on the team so that we can repopulate after zombie apocalypse. ROFL because i always think ahead. If we survive and kill zombies. next step is repopulate and rebuild human race.

Indeed. Unless you are Alice, h2h on a zombie fails.

The only thing I might learn from someone with military training (KC or Impediment), is the fine points of using an automatic weapon, grenades, shit like that.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
h2h combat with a zombie is fail.

I wouldn't choose to do that, but it's better to know how to fight if it comes down to it.

And I'm sure there would be some people who would fight me for something too.

It's just my personal opinion that knowing how to fight in a hostile situation would be helpful. I guess that is just stupid though.

People who aren't prepared for hand to hand combat fail.

It WOULD happen in a situation like this, there would be people who would want to fight you to take something from you.

Trying to go all CQC on a horde of zombies doesn't sound like a good idea. If you end up getting surrounded you're ****ed.

Originally posted by Insomniatric
I wouldn't choose to do that, but it's better to know how to fight if it comes down to it.

And I'm sure there would be some people who would fight me for something too.

It's just my personal opinion that knowing how to fight in a hostile situation would be helpful. I guess that is just stupid though.

People who aren't prepared for hand to hand combat fail.

It WOULD happen in a situation like this, there would be people who would want to fight you to take something from you.

I would always have a backup weapon. Two words: Tactical reload.

If I am in a position where I have no time to reload, I empty the assault rifle, empty the shotgun, empty the 2-3 pistols I have on me, then I go to melee weapons. Baseball bat, machete, etc.

If I do all that and STILL am surrounded, I deserve to die.

Zombie outbreak highest frequency: Cities.

In all outbreak models, you can see the "outbreaks" start at the major cities and spread out like a growing fungus.

If you have a death wish, go to a city during a zombie outbreak: it will have the highest concentration of zombies. You will also have the least likely chance of survicing from just a "food" perspective alone. Unless you magically get stuck in a Super-Market when NO ONE was in it at the time of the outbreak and no one enters is before you fortify it, you will not be able to get any food, at all, without having to dangerously enter the "outside" to make it to some food. The food? It will all rot in a day or 3 without power...which is most likely what would happen during an outbreak of apocolyptic levels. You can't "hunt" down a can of beans in a city. You can certainly hunt down a wild animal in the woods.

Absolute worst place to be during a zombie outbreak: Cities.

Absolute best place to be: Rural coastline with a boat.

Also, don't forget about eating the zombies. Just because they are trying to eat you, doesn't mean you can't eat them. It would be just like any other pathogen: prepare you food carefully, wash your hands afterwards...don't cut meat with any cuts, and cook your meat until it is well done. That's a nice source of food for, at the most, the first 28 days.

Also, the MASS deaths would create TONS of vermin and pestulance. If you manage to survive past the first 28 days, you'll need to know how to deal with that and/or avoid it.

My team:

RJ
StarCraft2
ImmatureRainbow (I was thinking of the person who may have the best cardiovascular fitness and she may be it. Also, she will be in better shape than anyone on our team.)
Impediment
Robtard

Can't even believe you're trying to pass that cardiovascular fitness shit breh. Just say it, someone has to keep morale up, and old Eddie Murphy stand-up jokes will only take a man so far.

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
Can't even believe you're trying to pass that cardiovascular fitness shit breh. Just say it, someone has to keep morale up, and old Eddie Murphy stand-up jokes will only take a man so far.

I cannot think of anyone with better cardio-training on KMC.

I'm dead serious. 😐

There may be someone else but they'd have to be a marathon runner.

Oh... oh ho ho.. I get you. I misunderstood initially.

Stamina is important. This is true. Especially with 5 sexual tyrannosaurus.

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
Oh... oh ho ho.. I get you. I misunderstood initially.

Stamina is important. This is true. Especially with 5 sexual tyrannosaurus.

NO, that's not what I meant. However, I would now like to pretend that that was what I meant because it makes me look cool/clever.

Additionally, I'd like to submit that I would be the alpha-male and we all know the alpha-male gets sole mating privilages. awesome

Really, though, I was thinking of someone that could run farther and/or faster than anyone else on KMC such as a potential suicide retrieval mission.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Zombie outbreak highest frequency: Cities.

In all outbreak models, you can see the "outbreaks" start at the major cities and spread out like a growing fungus.

If you have a death wish, go to a city during a zombie outbreak: it will have the highest concentration of zombies. You will also have the least likely chance of survicing from just a "food" perspective alone. Unless you magically get stuck in a Super-Market when NO ONE was in it at the time of the outbreak and no one enters is before you fortify it, you will not be able to get any food, at all, without having to dangerously enter the "outside" to make it to some food. The food? It will all rot in a day or 3 without power...which is most likely what would happen during an outbreak of apocolyptic levels. You can't "hunt" down a can of beans in a city. You can certainly hunt down a wild animal in the woods.

Absolute worst place to be during a zombie outbreak: Cities.

Absolute best place to be: Rural coastline with a boat.

Also, don't forget about eating the zombies. Just because they are trying to eat you, doesn't mean you can't eat them. It would be just like any other pathogen: prepare you food carefully, wash your hands afterwards...don't cut meat with any cuts, and cook your meat until it is well done. That's a nice source of food for, at the most, the first 28 days.

Also, the MASS deaths would create TONS of vermin and pestulance. If you manage to survive past the first 28 days, you'll need to know how to deal with that and/or avoid it.

My team:

RJ
StarCraft2
ImmatureRainbow (I was thinking of the person who may have the best cardiovascular fitness and she may be it. Also, she will be in better shape than anyone on our team.)
Impediment
Robtard

I'd trade Immaturerainbow for KC, if he has the training he says. Military training >>>>>>> unbelievably hot chick.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
I would always have a backup weapon. Two words: Tactical reload.

If I am in a position where I have no time to reload, I empty the assault rifle, empty the shotgun, empty the 2-3 pistols I have on me, then I go to melee weapons. Baseball bat, machete, etc.

If I do all that and STILL am surrounded, I deserve to die.

It's not in me to just give up, so I wouldn't stand there and let the zombies just kill me. I would fight with everything I had until they got me.

I would use weapons, but my Muay Thai and Boxing experience could come in handy in situations where I don't have a weapon.

Originally posted by Insomniatric
It's not in me to just give up, so I wouldn't stand there and let the zombies just kill me. I would fight with everything I had until they got me.

I would use weapons, but my Muay Thai and Boxing experience could come in handy in situations where I don't have a weapon.

Or you could be smart and not get into a situation where you're surrounded. This is where I'd excel, playing it smart.