That's real talk lol! That's the way it is. I've tossed back a few so I'm feeling froggy.
Man you don't know how hard it is to be a Nova fan sometimes lol! First of all, thanks in part to marvel, the fan base is arguably the most bitter bunch of tight asses on the planet. And I mean rod buried tight and deep. I swear that these motherphuckers at Marvel take pleasure in phucking with us.
- Vol 1. Nova, after much hoopla finally faces off with his arch enemy, The Sphinx. Fans are like "Aww yeah baby here we go! This is it!" And the sphinx beats the living shyte out of Nova. I mean an absolute wtf stomp. Then later on the damn series ends on a cliff hanger.
Vol.2- 20 years later. Yeah baby here we go! Upgrade! Oops. Ass kicked, powers drained by Supernova, series canceled. Again.
Vol.3- A rotten steamy pile of shyte written by Erik Larsen. Sacrilegious amongst Nova fans.
Vol. 4 Yeah baby, another upgrade! Straight off the heels of Annihilation! Leader of the United Front. Badass war hero! DnA! Starts off great, then before you know it, every goddamned Nova cliche rolled into one. Ass kicked, depowered, repowered, mind controlled, bad writing, canceled.
Secret Avengers! Yeah baby! This mother is moving into the big leagues now! He's a phucking Avenger! Mind controlled, ass beat with his own powers- apparently Captain America is a better Nova then Nova is- and dropped from the team.
Thanos Imperative- Founder of the Annihilators! Going to rescue his girl. Ass beat, shields breached, psionics over powered, world mind devastated, trapped forever in a dead universe with Thanos of all people.
Even in the damn Super Hero Super Squad Show. Nova gets kidnapped by Thanos, depowered, is treated like helpless boy amongst men and has to be rescued by the other heroes. Oh and the Nova corps were decimated. So that's every known Nova cliche featured in the damned cartoon.
Thanks to this, I have to argue with motherphuckers that think the Hulk would overpower gravity. I swear Marvel brass lawlz at us 😂