Thor takes on X-men Team

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Wolverine is their only real chance. If he gets a lucky swipe at Thor's jugular or heart, it's lights out.

However, Thor isn't stupid. He'd realize Wolverine is the only real SLIGHT chance they have in hell and either BFR him or fry the flesh from his bones with energy attacks.

The rest of the X-men on this team can't even hurt Thor in any meaningful way. Magma, Sunspot, Colossus, and Storm are literally dead weight.

Iceman and Cyclops annoy him for a few seconds before dying badly.

Originally posted by JakeTheBank
I'm not sure how to handle this.

You're not suggesting that if the team wins, it will be mainly because of Wolverine, are you?

no, I was simply saying decapitation isn't logan's only option to contribute to his team

Originally posted by JakeTheBank
I think in character, Thor would win both, but the comic book fight would obviously be portrayed way more even than it should be, especially in an X-Men title. Thor would definitely job some to the team under normal circumstances if we look at Marvel's history of doing similar things. Of course, a writer could portray Thor as just being unstoppable as compared to the X-Men roster, too.

comic fight: I think thor wins (in comics, iceman is usually neutered) and logan won't go for a killing slash

KMC fight: I think team wins (iceman is much more powerful when all his powers come into play)

A KMC fight would favor Thor more than it does the team I'd wager.

Thor wins in both.

Originally posted by Starscream M
logan doesn't have to decapitate thor

he could

1) stick one claw through the heart

2) cut his throat (airpipe)

3) stick a claw through his temple

4) slash his eyes

Even going by their fight, Wolverine is not easily cutting Thor. He did only superficial damage with the slice to the rib area being more emphasized.

Seeing as how a downward stab through Thor's back didn't do any major damage, Logan wouldn't be able to reach Thor's heart and isn't sticking a claw through Thor's temple.

It's possible the writer seemed to follow the bullet incident line of thinking that Thor's bones are a lot tougher than his skin.

Whatever, it was a shitty comic. Contradictions within itself.

One claw through the heart isn't going to put Thor down.

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus
Even going by their fight, Wolverine is not easily cutting Thor. He did only superficial damage with the slice to the ribs being more emphasized.

Seeing as how a downward stab through Thor's back didn't do any major damage, Loga wouldn't be able to reach Thor's heart and isn't sticking a claw through Thor's temple.

The writer seemed to follow the bullet incident line of thinking. Thor's bones are a lot tougher than his skin.

1. yeah but here he has iceman who can temporarily slow down thor or colossus can distract thor, giving logan much more room to work with

2. logan's claws were prob not out...as his fists were on thor's back, if his claws were out, his claws would be sticking out in thor's chest

3. i agree, i think logan would have a very hard time cutting through thor's bones, don't think he could in a fight. but he can puncture the heart through the space between the ribs. and cutting the airpipe doesn't require bypassing the bone, or cutting the eyes.

Originally posted by Starscream M
1. yeah but here he has iceman who can temporarily slow down thor or colossus can distract thor, giving logan much more room to work with

2. logan's claws were prob not out...as his fists were on thor's back, if his claws were out, his claws would be sticking out in thor's chest

3. i agree, i think logan would have a very hard time cutting through thor's bones, don't think he could in a fight. but he can puncture the heart through the space between the ribs. and cutting the airpipe doesn't require bypassing the bone, or cutting the eyes.

1. Temporarily slow Thor down how? By freezing him? Lawlz. Colossus is insingificant.

This strategy seems to be dependent on Thor being entirely dimwitted and forgetting that his fighting a team with one character in particular who is the most dangerous.

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3. He'd have to be lucky to get a claw in through the rib cage around the heart area. He could cut the jugular or the eyes going by their fight but that's easier said than done.

Originally posted by Mindset
One claw through the heart isn't going to put Thor down.
but it'd weaken thor significantly enough for the rest of the team to finish him imo

although on second thought, logan in character wouldn't go for thor's heart...much more likely go for the eyes

Several people fighting him at once is good way to get Thor to start using his powers more, which would end badly for the X-team

Going for heart/throat/eye shots on a hero isn't exactly in character for Wolverine, so since we are going with OOC attacks, Thor starts off by flooding the area with water/lightning and godblasts whoever is left.

^Exactly.

Originally posted by Rage.Of.Olympus

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wasn't his fists on thor's back? if his claws were out, they'd be a feet deep in thor.

Originally posted by Silent Master
Several people fighting him at once is good way to get Thor to start using his powers more, which would end badly for the X-team

Going for heart/throat/eye shots on a hero isn't exactly in character for Wolverine, so since we are going with OOC attacks, Thor starts off by flooding the area with water/lightning and godblasts whoever is left.

I agree heart or throat is unlikely. I think logan would go for the eyes though.

Originally posted by Starscream M
I agree heart or throat is unlikely. I think logan would go for the eyes though.

Since when does Wolverine try and blind other heroes?

Originally posted by Silent Master
Since when does Wolverine try and blind other heroes?
since he did it to hulk and rulk. its a tactic he uses against herald class opponents.

Originally posted by Starscream M
since he did it to hulk and rulk. its a tactic he uses against herald class opponents.

Hulk has a healing factor that would allow him to heal that kind of damage in seconds, Wolverine knows that.

Can't comment on Rulk as I don't follow him.

The crazy thing about this thread is :

All these mutants with these exotic powers and the only one with even a SLIM chance to hurt Thor is Wolverine. 😠

And that is only if Thor let's him.

Originally posted by Starscream M
since he did it to hulk and rulk. its a tactic he uses against herald class opponents.
Rulk is a hero now?

Originally posted by Mindset
Rulk is a hero now?
no, hence I never used that term. hulk is though.