Smokers/Ex-smokers of KMC: Why did you start smoking?

Started by ~JP~3 pages

I was 14 and wanted to be cool and everyone at work smoked. Here I am today, 36 years later still smoking, and its not cool anymore, people look at you like you are a criminal. I wish I had never started. Ive tired multiple times to quit without success. 🙁

I was hella smashed and wanted to see what the fuss was about.
just rolled with it and i wish to hell I didn't. i've basically cut back to smoking only when drunk though

Let's face it...Some women just look ****in' hot doing it.

Originally posted by Selphie
cigs or weed?

'cause I do both

👆

Originally posted by jaden101
Let's face it...Some women just look ****in' hot doing it.

I disagree.

This is what a I see:

1. A really hot chick.
2. She has bad breath because she's smoking.
3. Her whole body will smell really bad.
4. She's automatically knocked down the hotness scale, 2 or 3 points, just for smoking.
5. She'd be hotter if she were not smoking AND she did not smoke, ever, in her life.

Remove the cigarette and what is she? Maybe an 8. With it? A 5 or a 6.

Originally posted by dadudemon
I disagree.

This is what a I see:

1. A really hot chick.
2. She has bad breath because she's smoking.
3. Her breath will smell really bad.
4. She's automatically knocked down the hotness scale, 2 or 3 points, just for smoking.
5. She'd be hotter if she were not smoking AND she did not smoke, ever, in her life.

Remove the cigarette and what is she? Maybe an 8. With it? A 5 or a 6.


Agreed.

Originally posted by Coldfire
Agreed.

I mentioned "breath" twice...lol!

I think it's because of the thought of kissing "cigarette breath." 😘 😘 😘 😘 😘

Originally posted by dadudemon
I mentioned "breath" twice...lol!

I think it's because of the thought of kissing "cigarette breath." 😘 😘 😘 😘 😘


I've done it... I felt like puking, so I made him brush his teeth and use mouthwash, and wear cologne.

Coffee drinkers...gross.

Cigarette smokers....gross.

Poop eaters...gross.

They all have shit breath.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Coffee drinkers...gross.

Cigarette smokers....gross.

Poop eaters...gross.

They all have shit breath.


Who the hell eats poop besides a dog??

I find her blatant disregard for the health of her lungs, and her obvious lack of fear regarding cancer, to be bad ass and mega attractive.

Originally posted by Coldfire
Who the hell eats poop besides a dog??

Ever hear of 2 girls 1 cup? That's a porn video...fitting a niche market....called "scat porn." 😘 😘 😘 😘

Those wankers (literally) are called Coprophilias.

Originally posted by dadudemon
Coffee drinkers...gross.

Cigarette smokers....gross.

Poop eaters...gross.

They all have shit breath.

👆

Coffee breath is the worst.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Coffee breath is the worst.

"Rotten human flesh" breath is the worst, actually. It's the smell of someone's breath right after they eat rotten human flesh.

Originally posted by dadudemon
I disagree.

This is what a I see:

1. A really hot chick.
2. She has bad breath because she's smoking.
3. Her whole body will smell really bad.
4. She's automatically knocked down the hotness scale, 2 or 3 points, just for smoking.
5. She'd be hotter if she were not smoking AND she did not smoke, ever, in her life.

Remove the cigarette and what is she? Maybe an 8. With it? A 5 or a 6.

You know nothing and never will.

Originally posted by jaden101
You know nothing and never will.

HA!

You're wrong. I've met Nothing and he was rather cheerful chap. His girlfriend is ugly, though.

Originally posted by jaden101
You know nothing and never will.

One of the rare moments when someone on KMC actually says something factual.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Coffee breath is the worst.

Worst than shit? The **** is wrong with you.

Originally posted by Robtard
One of the numerous moments when someone on KMC actually says something wrong.

I know, right? awesome