Originally posted by dadudemon
HA!You're wrong. I've met Nothing and he was rather cheerful chap. His girlfriend is ugly, though.
Bet you still pumped her up the shitter down a dark needle strewn alley next to a dead hooker being fingered by a stinking vagrant while screaming cats covered the sounds of her screaming while her un-lubed bum pipe took a savage pounding from your 3 inch diamond cutter.
Originally posted by jaden101
Bet you still pumped her up the shitter down a dark needle strewn alley next to a dead hooker being fingered by a stinking vagrant while screaming cats covered the sounds of her screaming while her un-lubed bum pipe took a savage pounding from your 3 inch diamond cutter.
Twas a ripe fanny, that was. 😄
Originally posted by SanctyYou should violently beat her with a bible while quoting scriptures. It's the only way to save her.
WTF happened to my thread man uhuhAnyways, I made this thread cause I have a cousin, who is 12, and I think she might start smoking. Most of her friends do. Thought it'd be interesting to see why people here started eh. hmm
Well, I smoke weed when the occasion comes up. Since I work with horses I never really worry about testing.
Now, ciggs... I suppose I stared in 11th grade, mainly to piss off an ex girlfriend. I never really took to it and quit after about three weeks.
However, a few months ago ( I'm now in my second year of college ) I started smoking with my ex - room mate 'thing' and haven't quit yet. I'm not that bothered by it, but that's for rather naive reasons. I wish I hadn't started.
Originally posted by Sancty
WTF happened to my thread man uhuhAnyways, I made this thread cause I have a cousin, who is 12, and I think she might start smoking. Most of her friends do. Thought it'd be interesting to see why people here started eh. hmm
Thread got cool for a minute; now it's lame again.
Anyhow, want her to not smoke? Lock in her your closet with a case (10 packs) of cigarettes and don't let her out until she has smoked every last cig. No food, no water, just puff puff puff.