You with the power of Thor Vs. Superman

You gain the powers of classic Thor and like any sane comic fan you decide to conquer. For some unknown reason this is a company crossover book and Supeman has been tasked to beat you.

Kurt Busiek is not writing the book, can you defeat Superman or will his dials go up to 11 regardless. Should you defeat big blue, what are your plans for this conquered Earth?

Rage curbstomps.

I get written like a noob and die before I could finish saying Holy Sh-~*Blitzed*

Originally posted by Zack Fair
Rage curbstomps.

I get written like a noob and die before I could finish saying Holy Sh-~*Blitzed*

They mad me smile, nice.

I'd get a split against superman normally. with thors powers this is a straight out stomp

Originally posted by inimalist
I'd get a split against superman normally. with thors powers this is a straight out stomp

Ha, what would your strategy be with Thor's powers?

Hmmmmmmmm..............i would bfr his ass to the phantom zone, none can stand before the might of mjolnir

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Originally posted by WHAAM!
Ha, what would your strategy be with Thor's powers?

esoteric from the first instant

drain his sun energy, kryptonite radiation, magic magic magic

Originally posted by Sin I AM
Hmmmmmmmm..............i would bfr his ass to the phantom zone, none can stand before the might of mjolnir

I think under forum rules the bfr is the way Thor beats Superman most easily. It's a shame no one writes Thor fighting smart. If they did, he would be a very boring character as his esoteric dimensional and matter manip powers mean he is very difficult for anyone to beat.

Originally posted by Zack Fair
Rage curbstomps.

I get written like a noob and die before I could finish saying Holy Sh-~*Blitzed*

I know Rage stomps, unfair to us.

Originally posted by inimalist
esoteric from the first instant

drain his sun energy, kryptonite radiation, magic magic magic

I am unsure if the first two would work with Mjolnir, the easiest win is the Bfr ability in my opinion. I wonder though could supes create a counter vortex to the dimensional one Thor creates when Mjolnir spins round its target. Not saying he could, just a sudden thought.

on second thought id probably mate with him, half asgardian, half kryptonian babies ftw.......i would destroy u all!

I'd godblast supermans head off.

Originally posted by Black bolt z
I'd godblast supermans head off.

The godblast requires prep. How would you get him in a position to use it, not raining on your parade, we just need more than that.

Originally posted by WHAAM!
The godblast requires prep. How would you get him in a position to use it, not raining on your parade, we just need more than that.

Check and Mate.

I'd lose. My faith in Thor's ability to counter a speedblitz by Superman isn't strong at all, and Gods are powered by faith. dur

Originally posted by inimalist
esoteric from the first instant

drain his sun energy, kryptonite radiation, magic magic magic

Originally posted by Black bolt z
I wouldn't anger superman. I'd stay with him for a couple weeks until I gain his trust. Then i tell him we are playing a game of hide and seek. While hes hiding, I cheat and open my eyes and shoot his head while hes not looking.

Check and Mate.

Originally posted by inimalist
esoteric from the first instant

drain his sun energy, kryptonite radiation, magic magic magic

Originally posted by Omega Vision
Thor can make radiation he's never encountered before?

BTW It's me not Thor and I encounter k-nite like every week when it's a 0-Day haw-som

Originally posted by Omega Vision

Pretty sure Superman is smarter than you, BBZ. If you beat him it won't be through trickery. 😛

.............If Delph is so smart, why did he pick a guy who kneels all the time to Superman? durlaugh

I'd die like the slug Thor is. No speed, no chance. rip

Originally posted by Omega Vision
Thor can make radiation he's never encountered before?

we aren't talking about thor. we are talking about me

yes, i can make kryptonite radiation using thors hammer