You with the power of Thor Vs. Superman

Originally posted by WHAAM!
his dials go up to 11 regardless.

No one has said what they would do if they defeated Superman.

Originally posted by WHAAM!
No one has said what they would do if they defeated Superman.

Originally posted by Parmaniac
Rape Lois Lane and take a big dump on Supes grave.

weren't you in Predators wearing an Orange Prison Uniform?

Originally posted by WHAAM!
You gain the powers of classic Thor and like any sane comic fan you decide to conquer. For some unknown reason this is a company crossover book and Supeman has been tasked to beat you.

Originally posted by WHAAM!
weren't you in Predators wearing an Orange Prison Uniform?

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Originally posted by Mindship
If I am deciding to conquer, then I am not sane. In which case, I lose because I am daft with new powers up against an experienced and formidable opponent.

Ah, it might be an altruistic conquest you desire, a beneficial dictatorship where wealth has been more evenly distributed. Surely a goal driven 'cause' to improve is sane. Although the will to power is a driving force put forward by many as a natural and sane urge in itself old pal.

Originally posted by Parmaniac
I was in Predators but not in an orange prison uniform.

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Like it..🙂

I'd feed Superman his intestines.

Originally posted by Sin I AM
on second thought id probably mate with him, half asgardian, half kryptonian babies ftw.......i would destroy u all!

And you were saying you were into anti-heroes and not good old boyscouts...

Once again Kal-EL's S-Shield jobber aura reigns supreme.

Originally posted by WHAAM!
Ah, it might be an altruistic conquest you desire, a beneficial dictatorship where wealth has been more evenly distributed. Surely a goal driven 'cause' to improve is sane. Although the will to power is a driving force put forward by many as a natural and sane urge in itself old pal.

Though still...if he didn't surprise/'blitz me, I could see a win. I'd really have to keep a clear head.

Originally posted by Mindship
Self-righteously powered, I'd still be less experienced with my powers than Superman, also less experienced in fighting opponents at this level.

Though still...if he didn't surprise/'blitz me, I could see a win. I'd really have to keep a clear head.

Indeed, a clear mind old pal.

You'd never hit him. That's how much faster he is.

Originally posted by TricksterPriest
You'd never hit him. That's how much faster he is.

Trick, sbftw is true and Supes main tactic to win in a debate; however, how often does he use it first.

I'd go for an uppercutting hammer bash when suddenly I notice superman is behind me with a smirk gleaming on his face.

"...... Fuck this, I'm out!"

THE END

none of superman's chief rogues are that fast, the only ones that are are imitations of him

anti-force blasts ftw

Originally posted by psycho gundam
none of superman's chief rogues are that fast, the only ones that are are imitations of him

he's swift on his feet, but he's not a speedster of any kind

Time-freeze FTW.

Originally posted by psycho gundam
none of superman's chief rogues are that fast, the only ones that are are imitations of him

anti-force blasts ftw