Someone is coming to kill you

A trained killer would never fall for any of the tricks I can pull with any of those weapons. I do not even think I would be able to muster a plan in five seconds. I would probably still stand in the middle of the room out of panic and caught in the dilemma of which weapon will be most useful 😛 Hiding behind the door and sneak attack wouldn't work. He's a trained killed and I'm a predictable amateur. He'd expect it. Especially when the room is dark 🙂

If I had a good couple of pounds extra for weight I could probably charge the door and tackle it down on him, then make a run for it. That would probably be my thought-out plan since I can't imagine I will do any good with any of the weapons. If I'm too light, I'll be dead anyway. If my weight is enough, then I just might knock him down with the door. That's under the assumption that the door is weak 😛

Otherwise I'm dead. What can I say: I'm an untrained realist and he's an elite with a gun.

I'd flash him my ****, then hit him with a bat.

Would be funnier and probably more safe if you were to hit him with the bat THEN flash your **** and proceed to run out with them swinging

hide at the side near the door. as soon as the killer enters hit the hands

hit the hands disable his hands from pulling trigger using the bat. hit neck. breaks spinal cord, the killer will not be able to breath since the brain cannot communicate the rest of the body. Let him suffer by asphyxiation

the trained killer has a pistol. and a single bullet has less chance of killing a person compared to a melee weapon.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
I'd flash him my ****, then hit him with a bat.

You'd be willing to get hit by a bat just to get a look?

Originally posted by Super Marie 64
[b]You'd be willing to get hit by a bat just to get a look? [/B]

the "i think im funny because im sexist" : She's a girl, she cant even lift the baseball bat.

the "im a pretty damn big perv" : To get another look, they might be better RL.

the "i could not be more of a perv" : I kinda wish you had said it, cause i'd want to be that guy too.

or the "im not sure how to answer this, and get away without being a sexist perv" : All of the above!

im going with all of the above. haermm
but .... i love you. so its all good?

This is easy:

Climb up through the floor tiles. Wait for him to open the door and take a shit on his head.

The "real" answer, of course, would be to beat the shit out of him when he busts open the door, Sadako style. No weapon needed. I would take his gun, in my t-shirt, and give it to the police...along with his battered body. I would become a 6 O'Clock news hero as the area celebrated the capture of a serial killer.

OR...my weapon could be a 180 degree sentry gun...that comes with a shield...and has a sensor. I'll sit behind the gun before activating it and as soon as he opens the door...automatic fire kills him from the sentry gun. WEEEEEE!

No. This:

Originally posted by Pinkie Pie
A trained killer would never fall for any of the tricks I can pull with any of those weapons. I do not even think I would be able to muster a plan in five seconds. I would probably still stand in the middle of the room out of panic and caught in the dilemma of which weapon will be most useful 😛 Hiding behind the door and sneak attack wouldn't work. He's a trained killed and I'm a predictable amateur. He'd expect it. Especially when the room is dark 🙂

If I had a good couple of pounds extra for weight I could probably charge the door and tackle it down on him, then make a run for it. That would probably be my thought-out plan since I can't imagine I will do any good with any of the weapons. If I'm too light, I'll be dead anyway. If my weight is enough, then I just might knock him down with the door. That's under the assumption that the door is weak 😛

Otherwise I'm dead. What can I say: I'm an untrained realist and he's an elite with a gun.

Is reality.

oh oh.

bewbs.

None of us are Jason Bourne.

Ok-I know there's only 5 seconds to react...

But if there was more time, I'd;

a) Assuming the door swung outwards into the hallway, I'd drag the walk-in closet in front of the bedroom door, leaving a gap just wide enough between closet & door for a hand to be able to reach through...

b) I'd turn off the light & wait, arming myself with both chain saw & butcher's knife.

In this scenario, the gunman/killer would walk up the darkened hallway, swing open the door & unknowingly step into the closet.

The killer will quickly realise he's trapped himself inside the closet & will either start firing blindly through the closet walls OR reach his hand through the gap to turn on the lights.

If he sticks his hand out for the light switch, I'd attempt to chop it off.

If he's in the closet long enough, I'd take my chances with him firing blindly & then take the chain saw & cut both him & closet in half.

Originally posted by Dave_97
oh oh.

bewbs.

Is the Mark VI armor considered a weapon?

awesome awesome awesome awesome awesome awesome awesome awesome awesome awesome

Originally posted by Esau Cairn
Ok-I know there's only 5 seconds to react...

But if there was more time, I'd;

a) Assuming the door swung outwards into the hallway, I'd drag the walk-in closet in front of the bedroom door, leaving a gap just wide enough between closet & door for a hand to be able to reach through...

b) I'd turn off the light & wait, arming myself with both chain saw & butcher's knife.

In this scenario, the gunman/killer would walk up the darkened hallway, swing open the door & unknowingly step into the closet.

The killer will quickly realise he's trapped himself inside the closet & will either start firing blindly through the closet walls OR reach his hand through the gap to turn on the lights.

If he sticks his hand out for the light switch, I'd attempt to chop it off.

If he's in the closet long enough, I'd take my chances with him firing blindly & then take the chain saw & cut both him & closet in half.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
OK so you are in a fully lit room that measures 10x10 feet. There is no window. There is a walk in closet. The light switch is by the door. There is no way out except for the door. The room is at the end of a 30 foot long hallway.

Approaching the door is a trained killer. He is armed with a silenced pistol, and he aims to shoot you dead.

There are a few items located around the room. A baseball bat, a butcher knife, a pair of nunchuckas, a 2x4 and a chainsaw.

The killer will be there in 5 seconds, you must make a split second decision on what to do. You have time to grab only one weapon.

What do you do?

Yeah & this screams of genius intellect. 😆

Originally posted by Esau Cairn
Yeah & this screams of genius intellect. 😆

I never mentioned having ten seconds to do any of what I described.

I even said, "If there was more time, I'd..."

Having only 5 seconds in your scenario means nothing can be done to defend yourself.

The only reasonable logic if you want to die on your feet fighting back, would be to grab the 2x4 & charge swinging, hoping to injure before getting shot.

Originally posted by Esau Cairn
I never mentioned having ten seconds to do any of what I described.

I even said, "If there was more time, I'd..."

Having only 5 seconds in your scenario means nothing can be done to defend yourself.

The only reasonable logic if you want to die on your feet fighting back, would be to grab the 2x4 & charge swinging, hoping to injure before getting shot.

Run to the door and turn off the lights. His gun becomes useless, I'm 6'5 260 pounds and a boxer.

gg.