Someone is coming to kill you

Started by immaturerainbow5 pages

D:< NUKE THE SHIT OUT OF-

More than likely, I would be the ***** to take the knife and throw it directly at his head. If it doesn't stab him, it will atleast distract him momentarily enough for me to grab a bat and beat his head in senseless.

Knowing my luck, I would be a wearing my favorite white dress too. :'[ Now it's all bloody.

Originally posted by immaturerainbow
D:< NUKE THE SHIT OUT OF-

More than likely, I would be the ***** to take the knife and throw it directly at his head. If it doesn't stab him, it will atleast distract him momentarily enough for me to grab a bat and beat his head in senseless.

Knowing my luck, I would be a wearing my favorite white dress too. :'[ Now it's all bloody.


That's what I was thinking too; throw stuff at his head so he is distracted at the very least.

I think this shit through because I'm paranoid in general. I sleep in my bed, knowing I have a butcher knife in my drawer, a baseball bat next to my bed, a pocket knife on my dresser, and of course a razor blade in my purse.

Originally posted by immaturerainbow
D:< NUKE THE SHIT OUT OF-

More than likely, I would be the ***** to take the knife and throw it directly at his head. If it doesn't stab him, it will atleast distract him momentarily enough for me to grab a bat and beat his head in senseless.

Knowing my luck, I would be a wearing my favorite white dress too. :'[ Now it's all bloody.

Just flash your bewbz at him.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Just flash your bewbz at him.

Was waiting for that one 😂

Originally posted by Coldfire
Was waiting for that one 😂
✅ It works wonder. A cure all.

Re: Someone is coming to kill you

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
OK so you are in a fully lit room that measures 10x10 feet. There is no window. There is a walk in closet. The light switch is by the door. There is no way out except for the door. The room is at the end of a 30 foot long hallway.

Approaching the door is a trained killer. He is armed with a silenced pistol, and he aims to shoot you dead.

There are a few items located around the room. A baseball bat, a butcher knife, a pair of nunchuckas, a 2x4 and a chainsaw.

The killer will be there in 5 seconds, you must make a split second decision on what to do. You have time to grab only one weapon.

What do you do?

Nunchuck his ass.

Re: Re: Someone is coming to kill you

Originally posted by Robtard
Die.
😄

Originally posted by RE: Blaxican
Run to the door and turn off the lights. His gun becomes useless, I'm 6'5 260 pounds and a boxer.

gg.

Cool. 260 lbs of dead boxer.

Originally posted by Blinky
Cool. 260 lbs of dead boxer.
😆

Originally posted by Blinky
Cool. 260 lbs of dead boxer.

A pile of these?

WARNING! May be disturbing cause apparently, these dogs are dead, not sleeping.

Edit - Nevermind. Image is too big. **** this poor taste joke.

Originally posted by Esau Cairn
Ok-I know there's only 5 seconds to react...

But if there was more time, I'd;

a) Assuming the door swung outwards into the hallway, I'd drag the walk-in closet in front of the bedroom door, leaving a gap just wide enough between closet & door for a hand to be able to reach through...

b) I'd turn off the light & wait, arming myself with both chain saw & butcher's knife.

In this scenario, the gunman/killer would walk up the darkened hallway, swing open the door & unknowingly step into the closet.

The killer will quickly realise he's trapped himself inside the closet & will either start firing blindly through the closet walls OR reach his hand through the gap to turn on the lights.

If he sticks his hand out for the light switch, I'd attempt to chop it off.

If he's in the closet long enough, I'd take my chances with him firing blindly & then take the chain saw & cut both him & closet in half.

What if he decide to back out of the closet instead of shooting blindly. It should not take someone too long to figure they are in an enclosed area and even less to figure out it is probably a trap 😛 I would know it. Can't imagine a trained killer wouldn't.

Besides. There are all these plans about putting out the light. Does anyone consider the fact that it will be dark for both of you? 😄 If I ever devised a plan to overwhelm a killer, my plan would include me seeing him. If I wouldn't be able to see him, my thoughts would immediately drive me to assume that he function better in the dark than I ever would.

Originally posted by Blinky
Cool. 260 lbs of dead boxer.
gawd bless the almighty pistol 😆

lol I'll give up

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Just flash your bewbz at him.

Wouldn't stripping naked work better? He can always look at the bewbz when you're dead. If you're naked, he might get hopeful.

Originally posted by Super Marie 64
[b]Wouldn't stripping naked work better? He can always look at the bewbz when you're dead. If you're naked, he might get hopeful. [/B]
Marry me.

Then again, he could be a necrophile and you just saved him a bunch of trouble.

And I will do no such thing. I'm already married to my ego.

Originally posted by Super Marie 64
[b]Then again, he could be a necrophile and you just saved him a bunch of trouble.

And I will do no such thing. I'm already married to my ego. [/B]

that is one lucky ego.

Originally posted by immaturerainbow
I think this shit through because I'm paranoid in general. I sleep in my bed, knowing I have a butcher knife in my drawer, a baseball bat next to my bed, a pocket knife on my dresser, and of course a razor blade in my purse.
i take back what i said about wanting to sleep with you.
i dont want to have you wake up from a nightmare and murder the shit out of me in my sleep.

Originally posted by Super Marie 64
[b]Then again, he could be a necrophile and you just saved him a bunch of trouble.

And I will do no such thing. I'm already married to my ego. [/B]

Well that stinks.