Akkadians versus Conan

Conan would get drunk and bed women after long quests and adventures.
Meaning death by assassination by such means would only be in effect 1/100 in his everyday life.

In between he is on horseback traveling the land entering cities and coming under contact of many varied people.

The OP states that Conan is simply unaware of an attack. And without a scenario or setting for such a battle we must assume that Conan is at least awake and at least in a situation where he could be ready for battle.

To assume this fight takes place under a worse case scenario where Conan is drunk and carrying two women on each shoulder in a random alleyway makes this fight odd. And even if he is in this situation he has two expert killers with him at all times.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
They were aware of their surroundings, they were on guard. Here, all the Akkadians have to do is wait until Conan and co. are getting drunk, then kill them with 3 well placed arrows.

Originally posted by General_Iroh
pfft as if a single arrow could bring down Conan.

well duh

but not like Conan is just gonna stand there/

So the Akkadians wait until Conan, Valeria and the Chinaman are getting drunk one night. Three arrows to the head, shot from the darkness.

Akkadians win this.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
So the Akkadians wait until Conan, Valeria and the Chinaman are getting drunk one night. Three arrows to the head, shot from the darkness.

Akkadians win this.

Originally posted by Robtard
Well if you're going to script Conan into getting drunk and falling asleep, sure. But what's the point in that?

And there it is.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
And there it is.

Yeah, but what's the point in scripting Conan getting so slooshed he's useless in a fight?

The counter is easy, Conan doesn't get drunk; he crushes the Arcadians, sees them driven before him and hears the lamentations of their women. *applause*

He crushes them in a straight up fight, yes.

lol so was the point of this thread just so that you could say the Akkadians could be Conan? Since you've obviously thought this out and left no room for argument.

For others to present counter arguments that might prove me wrong.