If God turned out to be an Alien(s) would you still worship him (it)?

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Bardock42 Junior Member

****'s sake. Everytime I see this from the main index I think the thread is "What if God turns out to be an *******"

Deja~vu Dreamer

Drugs kill...

Grate the Vraya Disciple of Inglip

Originally posted by Bardock42
****'s sake. Everytime I see this from the main index I think the thread is "What if God turns out to be an *******"
lulz same. 😄
Originally posted by Deja~vu
It's okay, I like you.
W00t!

Grate the Vraya Disciple of Inglip

Now I see "If God turned out to be an Aardvark..." And now I'm like "Hell, I'd worship him."

Deja~vu Dreamer

Hahahaha.

Would you still worship him??? He died on the cross for you.. 😂

Grate the Vraya Disciple of Inglip

hmmm, look familiar?

Deja~vu Dreamer

IT'S JESUS!!!! You must let him die or else we will go to hell, the imaginary place. He raised the dead, cured the blind and leper's and is so very famous they wrote a poem/I mean Bible on him..I don't want to die with sin..Satan has a big fork..And I'm into spoons....lol

Do not resuscitate. lol

An Aardvark walking on water??? Now I want to see that.

Grate the Vraya Disciple of Inglip

Originally posted by Deja~vu
IT'S JESUS!!!! You must let him die or else we will go to hell, the imaginary place. He raised the dead, cured the blind and leper's and is so very famous they wrote a poem/I mean Bible on him..I don't want to die with sin..Satan has a big fork..And I'm into spoons....lol

Do not resuscitate. lol

An Aardvark walking on water??? Now I want to see that.

This should go to the conspiracy section. "Was Jesus really an Aardvark?"

Deja~vu Dreamer

He walked on all fours.....kinda kinky...

You can tell it's him too, just look at his middle eastern features. j/k
(Don't want to offend anyone here...lol)

Grate the Vraya Disciple of Inglip

Originally posted by Deja~vu
He walked on all fours.....kinda kinky...

You can tell it's him too, just look at his middle eastern features. j/k
(Don't want to offend anyone here...lol)

0.0...I find you highly attractive right now >.>

Deja~vu Dreamer

Start that link there and I'll go visit.

spruceupph

Want to make sure I'm dressed alright. lol

ares834 Senior Member

Wouldn't God technically count as an alien?

the ninjak FRINGE Division

wow this thread is pick up central!

Deja~vu Dreamer

Originally posted by ares834
Wouldn't God technically count as an alien?
Well he's not from here, so yes. And if he zooms around then he's an UFO too.

😱

0mega Spawn TheWarmestSun

god would already fall into the category of alien if he created earth 😐

Deja~vu Dreamer

That means that we are aliens too.

0mega Spawn TheWarmestSun

no we're from earth god would be an alien to us because hes not...

Grate the Vraya Disciple of Inglip

What if God were one of us? Just a slob like one of us? Just a stranger on a bus tryin to find his way hooooome?

Deja~vu Dreamer

Originally posted by Grate the Vraya
What if God were one of us? Just a slob like one of us? Just a stranger on a bus tryin to find his way hooooome?
In that case, I've seen him and all his followers going to the hood on the Gratiot bus. 😂

Deja~vu Dreamer

Originally posted by 0mega Spawn
no we're from earth god would be an alien to us because hes not...
Well if god created this planet and then placed us on here, then technically we were somewhere else first, so we are adjusted aliens.