Fight Club versus Jackass

Team Jackass: Johnny Knoxville, Steve-O, Bam Margera, Ryan Dunn, Wee Man, Preston Lacy, Chris Pontius, Dave England and Ehren McGhehey.

Fight Club: Tyler Durden, the Narrator (Yes I know this is also Tyler, just go with it as a separate combatant), Bob Bitchtits, Angel Face (Jared Leto), Irvin, Lou and Lou's bodyguard.

Gang battle in Lou's basement. H2H combat. Each combat starts out unarmed. Scattered around the basement are huge piles of horse poop, buckets of donkey piss, shopping carts, skateboards, and 2x4's.

To the death. Who wins?

Hm, Knoxville looks kinda like Tyler Durden.

I can see Knoxville laughing out loud like a madman while Jack/Tyler beat the living shit out of him.

Robert Paulsen took Tyler, easy. He could be the deciding factor here.

Wee Man solos.

Tyler/ Tyler destroys all combatants. Trust me I'm a projectionist.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Wee Man solos.

With bags of piss and shit lying around and superior numbers, gonna go with Jackass. Steve-O looks like ha can take a beating.

Knoxville took hits from Butterbean, I think he can take w/e is thrown at him.

Knoxville is too stupid to stay down.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Wee Man solos.

Team Fight Club.

The Jack Ass guys are funny - but I don't take them seriously as fighters.

They're just good at being amusing dumbasses.

Fight Club stomps.

The Jackass crew can take a hit suire but what could they do to the fight club crew? Unless they strap Johnny to a rocket again and just aim him at the fight club crew

Bags of poop and shit.

Bags of Liposuction from fat rich women's asses.

Not in this fight.

Originally posted by Mindset
Knoxville took hits from Butterbean, I think he can take w/e is thrown at him.

The hell? BB had cushioned gloves and wasn't hitting as hard as he's seen hitting in the fight. Knoxville also covered up after the first two seconds and took a couple before he was KO'd.

Numbers, bags of poop and pee.

Originally posted by Robtard
The hell? BB had cushioned gloves and wasn't hitting as hard as he's seen hitting in the fight. Knoxville also covered up after the first two seconds and took a couple before he was KO'd.

Granted, though the Jackass crew are obviously gluttons for punishment... They cannot actually fight, as far as I know. So the Fight Club gaiz beat the shit out of them, it just takes a little while.

The Jackass crew has major damage soak. Think of all the times they take hits to the face and get right back up. Hell, in one movie Knoxville took a stun gun then was tazed for 30 seconds and got right up.