Fight Club versus Jackass

Okay, bags of gross shit does not kill. It just makes everything slimier.

Fight Club wins. And wins and wins and wins for however many Jackasses there are included in the fight.

Sure, ignore the damage soak post.

Damake soak means ****-nothing compared to the superior strength, fight reflexes, and skill of the Fight Club gaiz.

What superior strength? What reflexes? What skill?