Multiverse fight: Hit-Potter Vs Grammaton Vader

Harry Potter and Hit-Girl are combined to form Hit-Potter, a prepubescent hermaphrodite yielding all the powers, skills and abilities of both into one lame yet lethal being. Gear: Wand, twin pistols, combi-stick and cable-knife.

John Preston and Darth Vader (Anakin, pre burn) are fused to form Grammaton Cleric Vader, a bad-ass mofo yielding the powers, skills and abilities of both into one lethal being. Gear: lightsbre and twin-pistols.

Location: Warehouse where the US Government stored the Arc and other crated away secrets at the end of Indiana Jones the beginning of Indiana Jones-Crystal Skull.

Round 1: Opposite ends of the warehouse, seek and destroy

Round 2: 150 feet apart

Fight!

Lulz, fail. Hit Potter rapes. You know why.

But hey, by all means, tell us why GV rapes. BTW, "Darth Preston" sounds better.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Lulz, fail. Hit Potter rapes. You know why.

But hey, by all means, tell us why GV rapes. BTW, "Darth Preston" sounds better.

Yes, am aware you believe anything Hit-Girl and Harry Potter can't lose.

Why you ask? Sith precog, reaction-time and speed, force-push/pull/crush/choke and Gunkata.

Originally posted by Robtard
Yes, am aware you believe anything Hit-Girl and Harry Potter can't lose.

Why you ask? Sith precog, reaction-time and speed, force-push/pull/crush and Gunkata.

One thing. Is DP wearing his breathing apparatus? Is he in Vader armor?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Onething. Is DP wearing his breathing apparatus? Is he in Vader armor?

OP said "Anakin, pre burn" and then there's the picture. Darth Vader, but before Mustafar.

Originally posted by Robtard
OP said "Anakin, pre burn" and then there's the picture. Darth Vader, but before Mustafar.

Scenario one: "Accio pistols, Accio lightsaber." All Hit Potter needs to know is DP's general location, he doesn't even need lie of sight. Then, "Confundus." Again, HP can do this from clear across the warehouse.

Scenario two: "Confundus." Sithzeimers ensues.

Not to mention that HP can apparate anywhere in the warehouse he wants, instantly. And yes, it will be instant, he will not have three wizard in tow, which would slow him down considerably.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
My bad, missed that.

Scenario one: "Accio pistols, Accio lightsaber." All Hit Potter needs to know is DP's general location, he doesn't even need lie of sight. Then, "Confundus." Again, HP can do this from clear across the warehouse.

Scenario two: "Confundus." Sithzeimers ensues.

Not to mention that HP can apparate anywhere in the warehouse he wants, instantly. And yes, it will be instant, he will not have three wizard in tow, which would slow him down considerably.

-LoL, it's a massive warehouse, "general direction" my ass. Because Grammaton Vader is going to sit there and do absolutely nothing while a small hermaphrodite cast a spell twice? No.

-Sith speed and precog is faster. Hell, Preton alone is likely faster. So Hit-Potter takes a between the eyes and one to the chest before the second syllable.

Show me one time in any of the films Potter did his teleport and it was both instant and without that swirling lag? Bet you can't. Do wizards risk teleporting into solid objects if they're not fully aware of the area?

Originally posted by Robtard
LoL, it's a massive warehouse, "general direction" my ass. Because Grammaton Vader is going to sit there and do absolutely nothing while a small hermaphrodite cast a spell twice? No.

Sith speed and precog is faster. Hell, Preton alone is likely faster. So Hit-Potter takes a between the eyes and one to the chest before the second syllable.

Wrong. HP apparates out of the line of fire (150 feet is a long way), land where DP cannot see him, then says Confundus.

It takes far less time to say "Confundus" than it takes to cast a force spell or draw pistols and fire.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
The warehouse is not as large as the distance from where Harry fought the horntail to the castle. He accio'd his firebolt from there.

Wrong. HP apparates out of the line of fire (150 feet is a long way), land where DP cannot see him, then says Confundus.

It takes far less time to say "Confundus" than it takes to cast a force spell or draw pistols and fire.

The warehouse is ****ing massive. Watch the end of ROTLA and beginning of CS. Because Harry knew of the firebolt's exact location.

Funny, dude. Draw guns you say? It's a duel, if the wand is drawn and ready, so is the other opponent's weapons. Stop trying to cater a win.

Harry teleporting when someone is looking right at him is a death-wish, as seen in the last film, it's not instant and items (knife in the film) can be taken along for the ride with lethal consequences.

"Con..." *head shot* Grammaton Cleric is pwning and we've not even discussed offensive Force-powers, lol.

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sums that up HP loses badly

Right on Manip!! I'm pretty sure that's a Harry pic with a wig, yes?

Or is that a Harry head on a Hit-Girl body?

Either way, crazy sick. 😄

*is secretly stealing for a rainy day*

On-topic, the fight between which "power" is greater, the Force or Potterverse magic, will always go on. Opinions will not be changed. Love/hate relationships.

One would venture so far as to say to stop comparing them, as they're about as comparable as... well, as a light-saber vs. a wand. No way to objectively judge.

Respect all background powers, yo!

Grammaton Vader too damn easy

Originally posted by siriuswriter
Right on Manip!! I'm pretty sure that's a Harry pic with a wig, yes?

Or is that a Harry head on a Hit-Girl body?

Either way, crazy sick. 😄

*is secretly stealing for a rainy day*

On-topic, the fight between which "power" is greater, the Force or Potterverse magic, will always go on. Opinions will not be changed. Love/hate relationships.

One would venture so far as to say to stop comparing them, as they're about as comparable as... well, as a light-saber vs. a wand. No way to objectively judge.

Respect all background powers, yo!

Harry's face over Hit-Girl head.

NP, use it wisely. I'd make a good avatar.

If we were discussing magic Vs The Force overall and to a lesser degree a massive battle, agreed. But these are two specific characters.

It's quite a shame that RJ had to have a fan affair with Hit-Girl since he tainted her reputation around here. She is so much cooler than anything Potter related it's not even funny.

And Grammaton wins. I don't give a f.uck what anyone says. Wizards can NOT outrun bullets.

Originally posted by Robtard
Harry's face over Hit-Girl head.

NP, use it wisely. I'd make a good avatar.

If we were discussing magic Vs The Force overall and to a lesser degree a massive battle, agreed. But these are two specific characters.

Two specific characters who are both known in their own universes to be "special" and "chosen" and "have powers beyond which we have ever seen."

Although I don't know how Hit-Girl is "special," besides the fact that she was eleven.

But even Preston was "special," at least till he started "emoting."

And the avatar is already made, my friend. 😉

Originally posted by siriuswriter
Two specific characters who are both known in their own universes to be "special" and "chosen" and "have powers beyond which we have ever seen."

Although I don't know how Hit-Girl is "special," besides the fact that she was eleven.

But even Preston was "special," at least till he started "emoting."

And the avatar is already made, my friend. 😉

And?

And?

And?

Na, I was the first.

Originally posted by siriuswriter
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Although I don't know how Hit-Girl is "special," besides the fact that she was eleven.

😉

Hit-Girl is a Badass Normal. That's all you need to know.

Round 1: Christian Christensen. 😆 Can't believe no-one did that.

Round 2: Hit Harry.

I hate these types of threads.

Since John Vader is obviously far faster than the Harry Girl, the thread is over in far less than a second. We have to keep in mind that the "uber" fast duelists in Harry Potter are NOT Harry Potter. If this was Snape Girl vs. John Vader, I'd say that Snape Girl wins.

Originally posted by Robtard
The warehouse is ****ing massive. Watch the end of ROTLA and beginning of CS. Because Harry knew of the firebolt's exact location.

Funny, dude. Draw guns you say? It's a duel, if the wand is drawn and ready, so is the other opponent's weapons. Stop trying to cater a win.

Harry teleporting when someone is looking right at him is a death-wish, as seen in the last film, it's not instant and items (knife in the film) can be taken along for the ride with lethal consequences.

"Con..." *head shot* Grammaton Cleric is pwning and we've not even discussed offensive Force-powers, lol.