Yang Vs Afro Samurai: The Greatest Swordsman?

Started by Robtard11 pages

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
And once again my point is missed is ignored.

And again, any idiot can see that I am talking about Yang's reaction speed, not his running speed. Neither Yang nor Afro are anything close to a bullet when it comes to running speed. You guys keep taking what I say the wrong way.

No, your point has been countered and re-countered; yet you dance and play games.

Yang's reaction-speed isn't faster than Afro's, which is capable of reacting to bullets to the point he can cut them in half with a sword.

Neither Yang nor Afro are anything close to a bullet when it comes to running speed

😆

I hope you're joking.

you have the audacity to say we're missing the point
when you're generally lost in space

Wasn't Afro shown dodging and blocking multiple bullets? And pistol rounds(Justices Revolvers) are usually clocked in the lows thousands of feet per second.

i posted that video but RJ refuses to acknowledge it 😆

I cannot believe I am still posting this.

All right, so RJ's argument is that Yang is faster since he was able to swing his sword 9 times in 1/4 of a second (Ignoring that in the frame RJ froze it in Yang was already moving)? All right.

So that comes out to 36 sword swings per second.

Let's pretend for a moment that each swing travels two meters. VERY unlikely, but pretending is fun.

Now, to accurately gauge the speed of each swing, I would multiply 36, the amount of swings per second, with 2, the alleged distance the sword travels. This comes out to 72 meters per second.

There is no bullet that slow, not one that I know of. The average rifle bullet is over ten times faster than that, and the average rifle bullet has nothing on Afro.

Also, lol at "Agent Smith" speed like it really means anything, Afro is just as fast as Smith, if not faster. Yang however, is not as fast as Smith, not in reaction-time anyway. And Neo is so lawl-worthy I cannot believe it, "6-9 punches in a second" indeed. Muhammed Ali could throw 6 punches per second. Some can throw over 8. Aka Neo's alleged speed is not outside the realm of the possible. Just saying.

It is kind of funny though that my own wankage of Yang's speed came out more impressive than RJ's though, the 360 meters per second compared to 72. And the 72 meters per second admittedly does not take into account the movement between each guy, as I said, even if you really wank it and decide to multiply that by ten to compensate, that is still slower than a rifle bullet.

Also, Yang could not cut Afro in half, as in he would be hard pressed to fatally injure him at all. And Afro could cut through Yang's sword and body as though it were paper.

Edit: Also, RJ, you say Yang is a bullet-timer?

If that is the case, then a vid would be nice. Proof is cool. And bullet-timing would actually be a legitimately good feat for your side of the argument.

daaaaaaaaaaaam

game, set, and match

Originally posted by NemeBro
I cannot believe I am still posting this.

He knows; it's another one of these times (which is most times) when he's invested too much time arguing a point to let it go and concede that he's wrong, despite being shown he's wrong. Guy's literally too stubborn to admit he's wrong.

Originally posted by NemeBro
I cannot believe I am still posting this.

All right, so RJ's argument is that Yang is faster since he was able to swing his sword 9 times in 1/4 of a second (Ignoring that in the frame RJ froze it in Yang was already moving)? All right.

Lulz, dude. If anything I added time to it by having it frozen BEFORE he made the first sword swipe. Time elapsed from his starting point to the first sword swipe.

So that comes out to 36 sword swings per second.

Let's pretend for a moment that each swing travels two meters. VERY unlikely, but pretending is fun.

Now, to accurately gauge the speed of each swing, I would multiply 36, the amount of swings per second, with 2, the alleged distance the sword travels. This comes out to 72 meters per second.

There is no bullet that slow, not one that I know of. The average rifle bullet is over ten times faster than that, and the average rifle bullet has nothing on Afro.

Still missing the point. Point is that he did it 9 times in less than 1/4 second. Probably more like 1/8, now that I think about what you said above.

Also, lol at "Agent Smith" speed like it really means anything, Afro is just as fast as Smith, if not faster. Yang however, is not as fast as Smith, not in reaction-time anyway. And Neo is so lawl-worthy I cannot believe it, "6-9 punches in a second" indeed. Muhammed Ali could throw 6 punches per second. Some can throw over 8. Aka Neo's alleged speed is not outside the realm of the possible. Just saying.

It is kind of funny though that my own wankage of Yang's speed came out more impressive than RJ's though, the 360 meters per second compared to 72. And the 72 meters per second admittedly does not take into account the movement between each guy, as I said, even if you really wank it and decide to multiply that by ten to compensate, that is still slower than a rifle bullet.

Still missing the point. See what I just said. You seem to think because Afro can block one bullet, he can block 9 in less than 1/4 second. I see nothing in the vids that proves this. It's like me saying "Hey, Griffin can rapid fire port exactly like Nightcrawler did in the White House scene." I tried that once, I was proven wrong.

Same thing.

Also, Yang could not cut Afro in half, as in he would be hard pressed to fatally injure him at all.
Lulz o'rly? Afro made of adamantium or something? Nah, he's cut in half just fine. He's flesh and bone.

And Afro could cut through Yang's sword and body as though it were paper.

Edit: Also, RJ, you say Yang is a bullet-timer?

If that is the case, then a vid would be nice. Proof is cool. And bullet-timing would actually be a legitimately good feat for your side of the argument.

Can't find a vid of his hallway feat. Anyone who has seen the movie will know what I am talking about. Might not help, but here:

http://ezinearticles.com/?The-Warriors-Way-Review-%28That-Cowboys-Vs-Ninjas-Movie%29&id=5526211

There is nothing in the Afro vids that prove he can cut 9 men in half with 9 perfect sword swipes in less than 1/4 second. All you got really is you and others dickriding his blocking ONE bullet feat.

Weak.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
Lulz, dude. If anything I added time to it by having it frozen BEFORE he made the first sword swipe. Time elapsed from his starting point to the first sword swipe.

Still missing the point. Point is that he did it 9 times in less than 1/4 second. Probably more like 1/8, now that I think about what you said above.

Still missing the point. See what I just said. You seem to think because Afro can block one bullet, he can block 9 in less than 1/4 second. I see nothing in the vids that proves this. It's like me saying "Hey, Griffin can rapid fire port exactly like Nightcrawler did in the White House scene." I tried that once, I was proven wrong.

Same thing.

Lulz o'rly? Afro made of adamantium or something? Nah, he's cut in half just fine. He's flesh and bone.

And Afro could cut through Yang's sword and body as though it were paper.

Can't find a vid of his hallway feat. Anyone who has seen the movie will know what I am talking about. Might not help, but here:

http://ezinearticles.com/?The-Warriors-Way-Review-%28That-Cowboys-Vs-Ninjas-Movie%29&id=5526211

There is nothing in the Afro vids that prove he can cut 9 men in half with 9 perfect sword swipes in less than 1/4 second. All you got really is you and others dickriding his blocking ONE bullet feat.

Weak.

1. What is your point?

2. And do you know what that means? It would STILL not be as fast as a bullet.

3. Holy shit, NO. I just provided evidence that all of Yang's individual sword-swings were slower than a bullet. Your analogy is completely idiotic because it is in fact more difficult to block or evade the much smaller, much faster bullet than it is to evade Yang's sword slashes, if you are going to debate me, at least know your opponent's argument. I understand what you are saying. Yang made 9 attacks in 1/4 a second. But each individual slash is in fact slower than a single bullet, which are nothing to Afro in large volleys, which does in fact mean Afro can block or evade Yang's slashes.

4. That's your piss-poor argument? Get the **** out of here with that noise. "DURHUR HES FLESH AND BONE."

Superman is flesh and bone.

Kratos from God of War is flesh and bone.

The Incredible Hulk is flesh and bone.

Can Yang cut all of them in half?

While Afro is not as durable as my three examples, he HAS demonstrated superhuman durability of a level that enables him to survive things that would easily kill a normal human, like huge explosions and slashes from superhumanly strong individuals.

And like I said, Afro would cut through Yang's sword and body as though it were paper.

5. I admittedly only skimmed it, but what am I supposed to be reading in that link?

Also, the laughable implication that Afro needs the EXACT same feat as Yang's to be proven as fast is just that, ****ing laughable.

He has superior showings.

Deal with it and get over your butthurt.

Oh, and blocking one bullet? He dodges or blocks them so often it is barely mentionable. Like in his fight with Justice for example. And he also cut a missile in half, but I don't feel like searching for that vid.

Originally posted by NemeBro
1. What is your point?
That depends. Elaborate?

2. And do you know what that means? It would STILL not be as fast as a bullet.
Well, since Yang is a bullet dodger, AND he showed that he can execute 9 perfect sword swipes in less than 1/4 second that sliced through armor, flesh, spine, then more flesh, well......Add it up.

3. Holy shit, NO. I just provided evidence that all of Yang's individual sword-swings were slower than a bullet. Your analogy is completely idiotic because it is in fact more difficult to block or evade the much smaller, much faster bullet than it is to evade Yang's sword slashes, if you are going to debate me, at least know your opponent's argument. I understand what you are saying. Yang made 9 attacks in 1/4 a second. But each individual slash is in fact slower than a single bullet, which are nothing to Afro in large volleys, which does in fact mean Afro can block or evade Yang's slashes.
Ask yourself this question: What takes more speed? Dodging a bullet from a foot away that was aimed at your head, or slicing a bullet in half from several feet away?

4. That's your piss-poor argument? Get the **** out of here with that noise. "DURHUR HES FLESH AND BONE."

Superman is flesh and bone.

Kratos from God of War is flesh and bone.

The Incredible Hulk is flesh and bone.

Can Yang cut all of them in half?

Epic fail bringing Superman and Hulk into this debate crylaugh

The rest? Easily.

While Afro is not as durable as my three examples, he HAS demonstrated superhuman durability of a level that enables him to survive things that would easily kill a normal human, like huge explosions and slashes from superhumanly strong individuals.
And how's he gonna do this when his head rolling around on the ground? Because you know, in the time it takes Afro to block a bullet (1/4 second), Yang can execute 9 perfect sword swipes. He's just that much faster.

And like I said, Afro would cut through Yang's sword and body as though it were paper.
His sword? Lulz, prove it.

5. I admittedly only skimmed it, but what am I supposed to be reading in that link?
That and many other links comment on Yang being a bullet dodger.

Also, the laughable implication that Afro needs the EXACT same feat as Yang's to be proven as fast is just that, ****ing laughable.
It's called screen feats, dude. Taking on a tank or cutting a bullet in half has shit to do with sword on sword combat.

He has superior showings.
No, he doesn't.

[qote]Deal with it and get over your butthurt.[/quote] Calm down.

Oh, and blocking one bullet? He dodges or blocks them so often it is barely mentionable. Like in his fight with Justice for example. And he also cut a missile in half, but I don't feel like searching for that vid.
And yet he never, not once, is shown cutting 9 men in half in less than 1/4 secnd with 9 perfect sword swipes.

Hmm......

Originally posted by NemeBro

Deal with it and get over your butthurt.

LoL, will never happen. Only two ways this thread ends:

1) It's closed via request

2) Everyone who has shown how far above Afro is stops posting and let's RJ have the last word in the debate, it's what he needs

Or they could, you know, prove me wrong.

And no, they haven't.

Originally posted by dadudemon
No, Afro is much faster, durable, and better with a sword than Yang. That much has bene proven, definitively. You're only making a case of Yang being awesome...but not making a case for him being better than Afro.

I haven't even seen Yang's movie. 🙂

*been

Oh and black man wins.

It's called screen feats, dude. Taking on a tank or cutting a bullet in half has shit to do with sword on sword combat.

why not i wanna hear this 😆

Originally posted by 0mega Spawn
why not i wanna hear this 😆
You really need an explanation? Seriously?

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
You really need an explanation? Seriously?

You mentioned a scene in which Yang deals with a gattling gun, or guys with rifles and deals with them, right?

Just show us that scene, it might help to cement your point.

facepalm

omg rj seriously stop talking now.......

Originally posted by NowYouRemember
You mentioned a scene in which Yang deals with a gattling gun, or guys with rifles and deals with them, right?

Just show us that scene, it might help to cement your point.


It was 4 cowboys in a hallway about 15x6 feet. Two had pistols, one a gauge, the third some kind of machine gun, not a gat.

Unfortunately that scene is not on youtube. Not much of anything on it except for what I posted and trailers. The DVD doesn't come out til June 28th.

Wait a second......You haven't seen it? You haven't seen the Warriors way?

Originally posted by Nephthys
facepalm

omg rj seriously stop talking now.......

Everything's gonna be OK, I promise.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
It was 4 cowboys in a hallway about 15x6 feet. Two had pistols, one a gauge, the third some kind of machine gun, not a gat.

Unfortunately that scene is not on youtube. Not much of anything on it except for what I posted and trailers. The DVD doesn't come out til June 28th.

Wait a second......You haven't seen it? You haven't seen the Warriors way?

Nope.

If we're able to see how he deals with those gunmen, like I said, It might help to prove your case.